Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B
Chapter Four
Tobi crept up sneakily behind Student Y and placed a hand on her shoulder. "I need to talk to you for a minute." Student Y shrieked and jumped a mile in the air, reaching for her taser.
"YOW! Oh, it's just you," she said. "You scared the crap out of me."
"I need to talk to you," Tobi replied.
"Ok, then, talk to me!" Student Y answered.
"But I don't want to talk to you out here."
"Are you for serious? You know, we can trust everyone here. It's our hallway, after all."
"I just don't want anyone else to hear us," Tobi said, pointing his fingers like Hinata. Y looked sideways at him.
"Fine," she said, dropping her taser. "We'll go to that empty classroom over there."
"Has anyone seen Y?!" Student X yelled. "She was supposed to go on patrol with me, and I can't find her anywhere!"
"Come to think of it, I haven't seen her for a while either," Neji responded.
"Look! Her taser!"
Kankuro shouted.
"Oh no..." Student 333's voice trailed off.
"What?" Student X asked.
"Earlier, Tobi was talking to Student B, and she said something like, 'kill them' and 'get Deidara.'"
"Oh HELL no-un!" Deidara yelled. "What makes that little bitch think she can give me away like a carnival plushie? And to TOBI? Oh, she's going DOWN-un!"
"We have to save Y!" everyone shouted.
"Ok, Tobi, you'd better have a good reason for calling me in here!" Student Y almost screamed. Tobi smirked a little, but it was hidden by his mask.
"I must apologize for this, but love will win," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "You see, Student B-sama made me an offer I just couldn't pass up."
"What kind of offer..." Student Y's eyes widened in recognition. "Oh no, you've GOT to be kidding me... I'm going to kill her!"
"Oh, you won't be killing anybody," Tobi laughed creepily. "Because you'll be dead! I'm sorry, but Student B-sama promised Deidara would completely be mine if I just disposed of you, X, and Z. HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I can already taste it!"
"Ew... disturbing mental images there..." Y muttered to herself as she reached for her taser, but her look of confidence turned to one of horror when she realized it wasn't there. "Oh shit," she thought in a panic. "It's back in the hallway!"
"Time to die," Tobi chuckled mercilessly as he took out a kunai.
"TOBI!" a chorus of voices yelled. He looked around in a whirl as an entire battalion of students, substitute teachers, and an actual teacher stormed the classroom.
"Unforgiveable," Itachi muttered, activating his Mangekyou Sharingan. "Someone is going to be in a HELL of a lot of pain for the next 72 hours."
"Are you all right?" Ino asked Y.
"Yeah."
"Tobi." Deidara demanded. Tobi looked up.
"Yes, sweetie?" he asked. Deidara shuddered.
"I can't believe I'm doing this-un," he whispered. Then, he held out his hand and the little mouth appeared. He put his hand over Tobi's mouth and everyone just watched as Tobi's eyes widened. "There. You got what you wanted. Now STOP TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE TO BE WITH ME-UN!"
"Tobi, I understand why you made a deal with Student B," Y said. "But you know, she never would have fulfilled her end of the deal.
"She cheated you, Tobi," Deidara said.
"All right! Now there's one more person on my hit list!" Tobi yelled. Then, turning to Deidara, he said, "I won't give up."
TO Be Continued!
Omake- Author's Comments
Uh... yeah.
The next couple weeks are going to be slightly sporadic with updates because I have both standardized tests and final exams coming up, and it's going to be one crazy cram session until they're over. I'm going to try to update as often as I can, but I just thought I'd let you know that it might be a little random for a while.
Thank you for reading!
