Chapter 31
Ninja Halloween time
It was already fall in the village hidden in leaves. The leaves were turning brown, the crisp air of autumn was in the air, and Haku and Tobi were still gone on their quest. Everyone in the village assumed that Akasuki had given Tobi the shaft (no one loves Tobi...), but they were concerned about the fate of Haku. While many were troubled with that, it was only a minor worry, because of the fast approaching event of Halloween was coming. Throughout the village, people were putting up decorations of witchs (Kiba burned them at the stake), Mummies (Kankuro kidnapped them for his doll collection) and the classic jack o lanturns (Zelos and Naruto went to town on those). It was Halloween night, and our ninja antagonists were gathering at the park bench to do some trick or treating. It was already 4, and due to the really lame rules of ANBU, the nins could only trick or treat to 7 p.m., so all the nins wanted to haul in as much free stuff as possible.
In case your wondering, the ninja teachers were all at an all adults Halloween party, purposely not inviting the genins to it.
Anyway, the first people to arrive at the square were Shino, Kiba, and Hinata. Shino was dressed in a red coat like thing with a huge ass katana (his Auron costume from the play), Kiba was dressed in a big moogle oufit (his moogle was with him, dressed as a jedi), Hinata was in a classic witches outfit. They were all standing around, waiting for the other genin to show up.
"dude, where is everyone? We have to hurry, free candy" Kiba said, drooling at the thought of free candy
"they'll get here when they get here" said Shino, looking even more badass then usual "just so you guys know, I'm going to ditch you guys half way through this thing, I'm going to a party with my flock of hunnies"
"uh, Shino, uh" said Hinata, blushing like crazy "do, I, uh, (blush blush) look good?"
"you look fine" said Shino uncaringly "Hinata, I know you want Naruto to notice you, but I have news to break to you, Naruto is to freakin stupid to realize you like him"
Hinata made a very funny noise that sounded something between a squeak and a yelp.
"and now that hes stuck in his Spanish dub, you wouldn't understand him even if he said he liked you"
Hinata made that funny yelp again.
Shino was going to continue, but team guy's genins showed up. Tenten was dressed in what looked like a kitty costume. She had fake whiskers and cat ears on, complete with furry short shorts with a tail on the back. She even had furry paw gloves on. She made a very cute cat, but unfortunately, her costume was missing its midsection, leaving Tentens "feminine wiles" to hang free in the air. Neji was dressed up like Bono from U2, complete with greasy hair and yellow sunglasses. Rock Lee was dressed up as Link, from the legend of Zelda (it wasn't a big improvement, he went from green to green).
"heya Hinata!" Tenten said, greeting her friend "whats up"
Tenten threw her arm around Hinata, who tried to get away from Tentens, umm, assets.
"uh, hi" she said, in a almost unintelligible whisper
"ah, Shino, you went as a member of the trench coat mafia" said Rock Lee, clueless
"no, you dress wearing dumbass, I'm Auron, the scarlet badass, and what the hell are you supposed to be" he responded, pointing at Lee's getup
"It's a tunic, ain't it awesome" said Lee "I'm Link, Hero of time" Lee did a low bow, and went back up "this costume is awesome, its just like Links" As Lee said that, he spun around
Unfortunately, Lees costumes wasn't quite like Links. You see, Link wears pants under his kilt thingie, Lee forgot that part. So when Lee spun around, the kilt when up, and he effectively flashed everyone there.
"AAAAA!" Shino and Kiba screamed at the same time, and shielded their eyes. Hinta made another squeaking noise and turned red, Tenten Giggled and reminded her she needed to spend more time with Lee (you can guess why.
The little horror scene was averted by the arrival of team Asuma. Shikamaru showed up in a orange Spartan uniform (from HALO), and Choji was dressed as the king of town (from Homestarrunner). Ino wasn't there, the Genin had purposely had given her the wrong place to meet because no one liked her (they told her to meet in a sewer near the school).
"the coast is toast!" said Choji, eating from a bag of salt "lets get moving! FREE CANDY!!!!"
Most of the male genin had finished throwing up from Rock Lee's little 'exhibition', had turned their attention to Shikamaru…
"dude" said Neji, looking at Shikas armor "whats with the yellow armor? You look kinda fruity"
"its not Yellow!" said Shikia indignantly "its orange, I'm supposed to be Grif from red vs. Blue!"
"why Grif? I think youd make a very good Caboose" said Kiba
"Kiba, what the hell are you supposed to be?" asked Shika, trying to divert attention away from himself
"I'm a moogle! Kupo!" he said cheerily
"whats a moogle? Can I eat it?" responded Choji, with a look of hunger in his eyes
Suddenly, the remaining Genin's showed up. Zelos was decked out as the phantom of the opera, Sakura was dressed up as Sami from advance wars, Naruto was dressed up as a ghost (Charlie Brown style), Kankuro was dressed as a Kabuki theater actor (what else?), Temari was dressed as a mummy (she still has bandages covering her burn wounds on her face), Kimmimaru was dressed as a skeleton (bad pun), and Gaara was dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow.
"yo! Everyone! I am the most DEAD SEXY person in Konoha" said Zelos
Everyone at this point had learned to ignore everything that Zelos said, except Tenten
"No, I am!" shouted Tenten Cheerily, leaping from Hinata to tackle/hug Zelos
"hey funny haired chick and, WHOA! Are you not wearing a top?!?"
"yup, no top" she responded
Zelos suddenly realized Tenten was the coolest chick ever.
"Okay everyone" yelled Temari in that loud, demanding, bitchy voice of hers "Were going to start trick or treating, anyone who falls behind, gets left behind, and further more, Shika is going back on the leash" she yelled, pointing at Shika
"Shit" said Shika, cringing at her shriek
"anyone who helps him out, will get tied to a chair, and forced to watch the alternate ending to the movie RENT" she said, pulling out her big ass fan
Wow, Temari is one cruel crazy chick, no man there would dare risk helping Shika now, after all, that was one deadly punishment.
"hey, how bout instead of the rent thing, you just tie me to a chair?" said Zelos
Man, Zelos would do anything to have sex
"okay, I'm going to break this tension and suggest we start now" said Lee, trying to move forward
"FREE CANDY!!!" yelled Choji, charging at the closest house
Everyone started to follow suit, after all, the night was young, and so were they.
Meanwhile, at the Party
At Tsunades pad, she was holding an all adult Halloween party. Lots of the older, jonin level nins attended. The party was going pretty well, except pretty much the only refreshments served were alcoholic (18 different types, Tsunade has a problem). But besides that, the nins were mixing at the party pretty well.
"so yeah, I quit that god forsaken job teaching" said Genma, talking to Hayate "those little bastards were annoying, especially that blonde dumbass one"
"cough, cough, weez" said Hayate, who had gotten much sicker then before "That's, cough, nice, and, cough, I think I just started to bleed internally"
Genma sighed, and pushed the teminally Ill Ninja aside, causing Hayate to fall over, and break a few bones.
Elsewhere at the party, Anko was trying to convince Kakashi to 'do some Halloween funtime'.
"Come onnnn, it'll be great, you me, and some handcuffs, it will be amazing" she pouted
"uhhhh, no" said Kakashi, who was reading Final Fantasy, ultimate Yuri tactics "I'd rather not"
"come onnn, can't you at least say why you don't want to come with me?"
"because, you see" said Kakashi, looking up from his book "The truth is, I am in love…"
Anko was shocked, Kakashi wasn't seeing anybody, was he? Anko had spent the last few weeks stalking him and stealing his socks, and she had never seen any kind of indication of love (don't ask what happened to the socks).
"what happened was, I was in love, with a woman, she was a princess, of a far away land, one day, she feared her mother had become evil, and with my help, I kidnapped her to save her" Kakashi said, with a saddened, far-off look in his eye, as if to recall painful memories "I brought her to her uncles kingdom, but she ran away, I was too protective of her, and she needed to solve her problems on her own"
Kakashi stopped for a second, as if to start to cry himself, it looked like he was about to stop, but continued….
"after her mother destroyed a kingdom, using a power she extracted from her own daughter, she sentenced her own daughter to death. I saved her, and then we attempted to stop the evil man who had caused her mother to turn power hungry and evil. In the end, my loves mother died, we defeated the evil man, and she became queen of her kingdom…"
Once again, Kakashi stopped, indicating that he was emotionally stricken, but once again, continued…
"Once she became queen, we lived in different worlds, and we could no..longer… be…together" he said, starting to cry "and….even….though….I….L….Love… her, we were never meant to be"
Anko was crying. It was too much to bear, she never realized Kakashi had lived all these years with such a burden, such pain. Anko knew that even if they were together, Kakashi would never lover her the same way he loved that girl. It left anko, heart broken…
"I'm, sorry Kakashi, I didn't know"
"Its okay" said Kakashi, trying to fight back tears "you didn't know"
Anko excused herself from the room, crying on her way out. After she left, Hayate (still on the floor), crawled over to Kakashi.
"cough, cough, Mr. Kakashi, I listened to your story, cough cough, and I noticed some startling similarities between it and Final Fantasy IX, cough cough"
"wow, you picked that up" said Kakashi, going back to his book "I was just pulling stuff out of my ass when I said that, so I went with the Zidane and Garnet relationship, I just can't believe she bought it"
"you know, cough cough" hayate went, coughing up some blood as he said it "you're a pretty disgusting person"
"Yea, I know…."
THE GENINS
The nins had already started to Trick-or-treat, and so far the going was pretty good. Most of the houses up to the point that they were at mostly gave out the good stuff, Snickers, Twix, baby ruth, you know. So far, two houses had given out toothbrushes, and the genins had laid waste to their front lawns (eggs, Toilet paper, and Choji had taken a bite out of their front door). Besides that one incident with the toothpaste, trick or treatin had been going pretty well. Currently, the genin had reached ero-sennins house…
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! The door went as Kiba knocked on the house. There was no answer from the inside. From the outside, the ninja trick-or-treaters could see a light from the inside, There definetly was someone home, but they weren't answering the door. Kiba decided to knock again. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! No answer again. This time, the ninjas got pissed…
"Come on! We want Candy!" yelled Rock Lee at the house
"Quieremos Candy! Creelo!" said Naruto in a whiney voice
"we know your in there you pervert! Open up!" yelled Sakura, in that crazy way that scares the crap out of everyone around her!"
"Yeah, shes right, OPEN UP YOU OLD BASTARD!" yelled Zelos at the house
"wait, wait" Neji said, stepping forward, motioning everyone to stand behind him "I know ero-sennin, and I know how he thinks, theres only one thing I can say that will get him out…"
Neji stopped and closed his eyes, and went into his battle stance. He stood there with a look of extreme concentration on his face, and suddenly, he yelled
"SATIN PANTIES!" Neji yelled
Suddenly, with lighting speed, the door swung open, Jiraya was at the door, frantically searching for said object.
"where are they, panties, where are youuuuuu!" he said, looking left to right
"trick or treat!" said the Ninjas as they held out their bags, hoping for candy
"what, trick or treaters? You little bastards tricked me into coming out here? Why should I give you punks anything?" he said, Mad that theyre were no panites involved
"well, its called Trick or treating, so we decided to do both, you old hack" said Temari
Jiraya grumbled "you're the bondage chick that has her boyfriend whipped like a pig, right?"
"you bet"
Upon hearing that, Shika squirmed, did everyone know that his girlfriend had him whipped? (I know the feeling)
"Anyway" Jiraya continued "You guys obviously won't leave until I get you something, just a second" he said, going inside to look for something. A minute later, he came back, and started to put stuff into everyones bags.
"here you go, now go to hell kids" he said, closing the door "I'm going back to my porn…"
After receiving their stuff, all the ninjas assembled into a circle to compare what they got.
"lets see" said Gaara, digging into his bag, "I got a pack of cigarettes"
"I got a bottle of sake" said Sakura
"I got some balloons" said Hinata, looking at a package of condoms
"uh, I'll teach you what those are later" said Tenten, taking them away from her
"I got a playboy" said Rock Lee
"I got a porn novel" said Kankuro
"yo tuvo un rock" said Naruto
THE PARTY
Its not quite a Halloween party without a couple of games, and guess what? Tsunade had a few games planned. Besides playing quarters, and bobbing for beer, she had a fun game of charades set up. Right now, Deidra was up, and Kisame, Hayate, and Itachi were guessing what he was doing. Deidra was trying to act out a movie scene (I am your Father!) and the nins were doing bad. So far, Kisame was having no luck guessing, Hayate went into Cardiac arrest (3 time today) and Itachi's blind (big disadvantage in charades). Currently, Deidra was had a hand in front of his face, and his other hand was going around in a circular motion.
"your fishing! Walking? Running? Are you hungry? Cold?" guessed Kisame , totally unsure of the game "you know, this would be much easier if you told me!"
"What the hell is he doing?" asked Itachi, getting annoyed at Kisasme
"hes just spinning his hand around, is it a internet?"
"hes talking about a freakin Movie" said Itachi
Deidra started to mime a lightsabre duel.
"your strangling ducks, no wait…..your shaking maracas, no, it's a fish!" Kisame continued
"it's a sword fight" said Itachi
Deidra started to mime his arm falling off
"oh, oh! Your using a jutsu! Is it Chidori? Rasengan? Lighting blade? A thousand years of pain? Arm jutsu thingie?"
"he got his arm cut off" said Itachi "hes miming Luke getting his arm cut off, from the empire strikes back"
DING DING! With that, Itachis team won the game. No one at the party saw that one coming.
"you know" said Deidra, finally talking again, "you think the blind guy would have problems with this game"
Everyone in the room started to laugh at Deidras joke. Except for Itachi, who got angry at this little stab at him.
"just cause I'm blind doesn't mean I'm stupid!" said Itachi indignantly "I am sick and tired of people thinking im weak and stupid and ineffective! I am a person, who deserves respect! I have a disability, you people should be ashamed, I have a disability, and I have to live with it every day! And you people laugh, and say your jokes, you disgust me, every single one of you…"
Everyone in the room quited down. Itachi was right, each of them had made a joke at Itachis expense, they all started to wonder what they found funny about it in the first place.
"now if you will excuse me, I need to use the restroom" said Itachi
With that, Itachi got up, and started to walk to the restroom. However, he turned in the wrong direction and walked up to the CD player. With this, Itachi unzipped his pants, and proceeded to urinate on it. This not only grossed out the entire crowd, it also permanently ruined all of Itachis credibility for the rest of his life.
Meanwhile, in the center of the room, Hayate was collapsed on the ground, still in cardiac arrest.
"hey, guys! No big deal, I'm, uhh, just dying over here, no big deal" he coughed out, then stopped talking and moving
Everyone ignored him and went back to the party.
The Genins
At this point in time, the Genins had hit a crapload of houses in konoha. They had gotten a respectable amount of Candy already, and the night was only half way through. So far, Naruto and Zelos had Tped all the houses that gave out apples, destroyed the mailboxes of those who gave out toothpaste, and used thousand years of pain on those who dared to give out veggie bars…
Anyway, they had stopped at a very creepy looking house at the edge of Sennin street. The house looked like a creepy old mansion, and even had lightning in the background. Anyway, there was a sign out in front of the house that said 'Lots of Candy for strapping young boys, no chicks", when you see a sign like that, you usually avoid it like the plague, but when theirs candy involved, you want to tempt fate…
"come on!" said Neji, walking towards the house "its free candy!"
"uhh, I'm getting a weird vibe from this" said Kankuro, edging away from the house, "like the time before I stuck my finger in a electrical socket"
"uh, what does it mean by no Chicks?" asked Hinata, looking at the sign "is he allergic to chickens or something?"
"No silly!" said Tenten "its means the person in this house doesn't want anyone with boobs or a (censored) to go in"
"you know, your incredibly forward" said Zelos "and in regards to that house, I think we should avoid it, I'm getting the same vibes from it that I got from Yggdrasil, and Kratos, and even that Regal guy, seriously dude, that guy was into the handcuffs a little too much…"
Once again, everyone ignored Zelos
"you guys do what you want, I'm going to a party" said Shino, walking away
"good idea, I'll follow" said Zelos, trailing after Shino
"you guys are missing out on lots of candy" said Lee, the definition of a strapping young boy "Nothing ventured nothing gained!"
"CANDY!!!!" yelled Choji in a insane rage "CAN I EAT IT?" he yelled, running up to the house.
The other nins, forsaking common sense, and most stranger awareness programs, walked up to the creepy house and Rang the bell. They heard a strange slithery noise from the inside, and suddenly, the door opened, revealing a pure white skinned man, with slitted nostrils, greasy long black hair, and a long snake like tongue…. The nins were almost too scared to say trick or treat, but they still did.
"Trick or TREAT" they yelled out loud
"well well well, hello boyssssssssssss" he said, staring at Naruto, then to Gaara, then Neji "it musssssssst be my birthday…."
Wow, talk about your nightmares
"well, I ssssssseee you brought ssssssome, girlssssss" he said, with a look of distaste "ewwwwwww"
"listen, you creepy old snake" said Temari, stepping forward "give us some f&ing candy, or we'll egg you house to next Tuesday!!"
"threatsss wont workssssss on meeeee" he said, scanning more of the genins. He looked from Hinata, to topless Tenten, and moved his attention to the dumbass in the moogle outfit, then to the moogle jedi on his shoulder (the Moogle Jedi promptly gave him the bird). He than looked down to Lee, and his short kilt/dress thing…
"ohhhhhh" he said, fanning himself, "it must be my birthday…"
"can we have some candy?" asked Lee, holding out his bag
"ohh, sure, here" Orchimaru pulled out a bowl, and started to put treats in all off their bags. He also slipped his phone number into Rock Lees bag. This act was noticed by Gaara, who promptly went into a fit of rage. No one was going to hit on his wuv muffin, even if they were a creepy pedofile.
The genins started to walk away, and started to compare their goods on the go.
"What did you get?" asked Kankuro, looking through his bag "he gave me a PS3"
"I got 500 bucks" said Kiba
"I got an Ipod" said Shika
"uh, I got an apple with a razor blade in it" said Hinata
"Jar of Rat poison" said Tenten
"uhh, he gave me a bowl of Chili with a finger in it" said Sakura
"the bastard gave me a Michael Jackson CD!" said Temari
"yo Tuvo un Rock" said Naruto
Suddenly all the nins we hit by a huge shock, and a loud noise, and everyone hit the ground. They turned around, only to see Gaara, standing alone, in the sand crator that was Orchis house 10 seconds earlier.
"he hit on my wuv muffin" he said, uncaring
Everyone remembered not to piss off Gaara. Lee wondered what the hell he meant by 'wuv muffin'
The Party
Things at Tsunades party hadn't really picked up much. Hayate recovered from the cardiac arrest, only to be stuck with Lung cancer, Tuberculosis, and indigestion all at once. The Stereo system was completely wasted from Itachi, and could only play the backstreet boys over and over again (haunted house horrible). The worst part was that some weird Red headed kid had crashed the party and Kept yelling out 'DEAD SEXY!' at every possible opportunity.
Nonetheless, things continued, and the next Halloween game was started.
"Okay everyone" said Tsunade, who seemed rather upset that she was sobering up "were going to play, bobbing for apples, now, I'm pretty sure all of you dumbasses can figure out what to do" She said, leaving to go get some more booze.
The first person up was Zetsu, who looked at the tub full of water, with a few apples in it
"So, you said that their apples, right?"
"Glug, glug, uh yeah" said Tsuande, in the middle of a bottle of Tequila "its called Bobbing for apples, you inbred flower"
"darn, they're not bodies" said Zetsu sadly, walking away
Itachi stepped up to the plate next
"time to get me an apple!" said Itachi
Itachi bent down to bite an apple, unfortunately, he missed, fell over, and ended up taking a bite out of Hayate
"Owwww! That freakin cough cough" said Hayate
In the corner, Shino sighed, trick or treating was lame, and this party was even lamer, he knew he should've gone to Yoh Askuras party. But alas, he chose this party. Shino started to scan the crowd for possible booty, and bam, he saw it. On the other side of the room. Shizune, the hot attendant to the well endowed Tsunade. She was perfect, but, the problem was that she was talking to that assfer Zelos. Shino thought of a plan, once he got it, he walked over to play it out.
"so yeah, in the chosen, I'm an Angel, doncha know…"
"hey, Zelos" said Shino interrupting Zelos "behind you Sakura and Tsunade are getting naked…"
"what? No way, yeah right!" said Zelos, not buying it
"oh, hey look, now Sakura and Tsuande are making out! Ooo, looks like theres tongue involved…" Shino continued
"oh Sweet lady freedom! That's great!" Zelos turned around, searching for the make out paradise, but saw none "hey, what the hell are you talking abo…ARRGH!"
Shino Taijutsued Zelos in the back of the head, sending him clear out the window, Keitaro style. Everyone at the party was rather shocked at first, but then started to laugh and got more drinks.
"So anyway" said Shino, turning towards Shizune "wanna go back to my place?"
The Genins
The night for the trick or treaters was coming to a close. With Zelos and Shino gone, the numbers had slimmed down a bit. Not to mention that Choji started to chase after Kiba's moogle, yelling Mog-ka-bob, with Kiba running after yelling "LITTLE BUDDY!". Also, Naruto had run off, no one knew where, but he kept screaming 'me gusta ramen' so it wasn't hard to guess. Kankuro had left to steal some of the Halloween lawn ornaments people had left out. Shika tried to escape Temari, was caught, and Temari started to drag him home, muttering something about re-enacting SAW with Shika (Shika was yelling 'help me!' the entire time) And finally, Tenten and Hinata had decided to go back to their house for a movie (Tenten suggested one of her favorite XXX movies). This only left Sakura, Kimimaru, Lee, and Gaara, and Neji. Lee was starting to want to leave, Gaara kept trying to use it to lift his kilt, and sneak a peek. Since Lee hadn't caught on as Gaara's true feelings, he assumed Gaara was doing this to embarrass him in front of Sakura.
Kimimaru wasn't helping either.
"hey everybody! I've got a boner!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!" everyone yelled, clearly getting pissed off
"aww, what about the bag of bones…."
"to be honest, your not funny, not one bit." Said Sakura
Suddenly, they could see something flying through the sky. It was redish, and coming in fast.
"what the hell is that?" yelled Gaara
"it's a bird!" yelled Neji
"it's a plane" yelled Sakura
"its Ganondorf!" yelled Lee, raising the master sword "I killed you darn it!"
The flying object hit the ground of a nearby house, skidded, and then went flying into a pile of moldy pumpkins, splattering Lee with pumpkin Juice.
"aww, nasty! Disgusting!" Said Lee, stinking of pumpkin "Link never had to deal with this stuff…"
"what the hell was that?" asked Kimi
Neji walked over and pulled the ex-airborne object out of the pile. As it turns out, the object was Zelos.
"dude, a little advice, never trust that bug bastard again" said Zelos, sadly "I almost got me some older lady tonight…"
Once again, everyone ignored Zelos.
"ohh, gross, thanks Jerk, now I've gotta wash this crap off me" said Lee "I'm heading home"
Lee turned and started to leave, but Sakura ran up, and put her hand on his shoulder.
"uh, Lee" said Sakura "I was wondering, would you like to go see the beautiful Halloween moon with me? Ontop the kage Mountain?"
"NO!" he said Angrily "I'm sorry Sakura, but I've gotta get home and wash this crap off me!"
Lee ran off, leaving Sakura alone, felling rejected.
"ha ha, you got RE-JECT-ED" yelled Zelos
Zelos barely got out of the way of the Ninja star that almost hit him in the face. Suddenly, Sakura disappeared, leaving The remaining Genins to themselves.
Gaara, was in deep thougt. "he did mention he was going to wash himself, right?" suddenly, a wicked grin spread across Gaaras face, and he disappeared in a blur of sand, leaving Zelos, Neji, and Kimi to themselves.
"wanna get some Ramen?" asked Kimi
"sure, why not"
At Lee's house
Lee had just gotten home. He was smelly, tired, and depressed due to the fact he had to turn down Sakura because he smelled like crap. Lee sighed, he decided just to take a shower, and hit the hay. Lee walked upstairs into his room, and took off his costume, he turned to go to the bathroom, but heard something odd. Lee cocked his head, It sounded like water was running, but he couldn't have left the water running, could he? It was coming from the bathroom. Lee (still not wearing anything) slowly walked into the bathroom. The shower was on, that was for sure.
"how odd" Lee thought, as he walked over to the shower.
Lee opened the door to the shower, and to his horror, it responded
"why hello wuv muffin, your late, but don't worry, theres room for two"
Lees eye started to twitch again, and he started to stutter. Inside his shower, was a very nude Gaara, washing himself, right in front of Lee (also very nude). Suddenly, things got worse for Lee.
"Come on, no need to be shy, I know shy you rejected Sakura…" he said, trying to pull Lee into the shower
Suddenly, Lee's survival instinct Kicked in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(gasp)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(gasp)AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Lee Yelled
Lee turned around, and started to hoof it out the bathroom, and out of his house, running out into the street, in his birthday suit.
"Wait wuv muffin! COME BACK TO MEEEEE!" Gaara yelled, running out of Lee's house, also not covering up.
And thus the chase began.
AT THE RAMEN BAR
"man, this Halloween sucks" said Zelos, slurping some Ramen
"yeah, I know what you mean" said Kimi
"I'm upset too" said Neji "I didn't get one chance to spy on my cousin naked all day long…"
This realllllllllllyyyy creeped the hell out of Zelos and Kimi
"nahh, well" said Zelos, trying to change the subject "Nothing that scary happened today, pretty lame really"
"your right" said Neji "theres nothing really that frightening, I guess were all getter older, and less able to appreciate horror anymore"
"you know you guys" Kimi chimed in "be careful what you wish for, Cause it might come true"
"yeah right, cram your Chinese Proverb crap" Zelos said, slurping some ramen
Suddenly, their wish came true. Lee ran right by them, still naked, waving his arms up in the air yelling 'SAND RAPE!'. Closely following him was Gaara, also naked, yelling 'come back! My green, muscular wuv muffin!'
It took a minute for the nins to register what they just saw. The first to do so was Zelos, who turned over to Kimi and said.
"if you say I told you so, I'm going to kill you"
Hehe, Happy Halloween everyone!
I've got the 2 for the fanchapter for fans chosen. Thier chapter will be the next one. But to be honest, I'm kinda upset that no one voted for Zelos, I like him because hes a pretty versatile character, but oh well, Cest la vie I guess.
By the way, some might question my Spanish that I used in this chapter, just so you know, i'm in Spanish 4 and i can honestly say, it hasnt really paided off...
Oh, and on another note, i've finished writing the first chapter of my Haku and Tobi Side story, I'll post it as soon as I remember how to do that (this fan fic stuff is pretty hard to figure out...)
Some fair warning to readers of this fanfic, once Final Fantasy XII comes out, I'm probably not going to have the time to write for a while (not to mention school), so be prepared to wait for future chapters...
Until next time, just remember, every time a yaoi is written, a Puppy is born, an Angel gets its wings, and another Naruto book comes out!
Wait, that didnt come out right...
Kupo!