10. Cedric: The Sexiest Emo Vampire
One night, a bat was trapped inside the Hufflepuff house. It snuck into the boys dormitories and began to feed on an unsuspecting victim.
Roger woke up and flung the curtains open. Yellow sunlight flooded the dormitory.
"Close those!" Cedric screamed and hid under his blankets.
Roger quickly did so, and looked at him in a blank stare. He walked towards Cedric and stared down at him.
"Cedric...are you okay?" Roger poked him constantly.
"No...I'm not," Cedric scowled, still under he covers. "Are the curtains closed? Are they?"
"Yes Cedric, and for the love of god what's going on?" Roger demanded.
Cedric slowly pulled the covers down and showed his completely white pale face.
"Ced, are you alright?" Roger placed his hand on his forehead and felt nothing but coldness gainst his warm hand. "You're really cold!"
"I'm fine really?" Cedric sat up.
"No, you're not! Jack, get Celine and Madame Pomfrey.
"Why her?" Jack replied.
"She's his girlfriend..." He replied angrily, "Go! Now!"
"Why am I doing this?" Celine said walking up to the boy dorms, looking at Morganne. "If he treats me like crap, then why should I care for him?"
"Celine...he still cares about you...he loves you."
She let out a sigh and finished to walk up the stairs, and opened the door. She saw Cedric in bed getting worse. She started to cry.
"Cedric...oh my god," Celine walked towards him, and putting her hand on his cheek, "Are you okay?"
"He isn't..." Roger replied.
1 hour later
"Is he alright?" Celine asked Madame Pomfrey. They were standing in the dark hospital wing.
"I'm sorry, Miss. Dunnet, but Mr. Diggory is a...vampire," Madame Pomfrey shook her head sadly.
"What?" Celine exclaimed, "But-"
Just then, Morganne stormed in, an odd expression on her face.
"He's gay!" she yelled.
"Who is?"
"That great head of hair!" Morganne shook her head. "He used me to get to Harry..."
"Wait, Harry's-"
"No!" Morganne shook her head. "I felt bad for Harry...having to tell Brandon that he was straight."
"Sounds awful," Celine sighed.
"So, what's going on with Ceddy-kins?"
"He's a vampire."
"Well that's just fabulous! I think you're guy trauma is worse than mine!"
"Well..."
"What?"
"What are we going to do?"
"About what?"
"Hello! Do you see what's going on here?! Cedric is a vampire!"
"Oh right! Let him suck your blood." Morganne suggested.
"No!" Celine placed her hand on her neck.
"Miss Dunnet? Mr. Diggory is emo too."
"Oh...really?" Celine might have thought second thoughts.
"Emo...great!" Morganne threw her arms in the air and left.