Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B

Chapter Six

It wasn't long before Hidan and Kakuzu were completely ready for their newest mission. And of course, Student B had warned them about the taser. "Be careful," she 'd said. "That taser has zapped just about all of my henchmen."

"And it hurts like hell!" Student 57 said from his corner.

"Duh. Do you honestly think I'm going to let myself get zapped?" Kakuzu asked.

"I'm immortal, so it won't really matter," Hidan added.

"All right. Let's go earn some money!" Kakuzu yelled!


"You know, the rest of the Akatsuki members showed up," Student 10 said to Itachi.

"Really?" he asked.

"We've got company!" Student M yelled.

"Huh?" Sasuke asked. "Should I get out the tea and crumpets?"

"Not that kind of company, stupid!" Student M said. "I mean we're under attack!" And they were.

"Hidan! Kakuzu! What the hell are you doing-un?!" Deidara shrieked.

"We're here to kill Students X, Y, and Z!" Hidan said. "We were asked to by Student B-sama."

"Student B... must kill..." Student Y said, her eyes glowing with anger.

"Listen to me!" Tobi screamed. "Student B will not keep her promises! I learned that the hard way!"

"Why should we listen to you?" Kakuzu asked. "You're the n00b!"

"Tobi's right!" Students Q and 846 said at the same time.

"She really won't..." Student 009 added.

"No one is on her side here!" Temari yelled.

"Join us!" Student K and Naruto said in a creepy voice. "JOOOIIIN UUSS!"

"OK OK OK, sheesh!" Hidan said. So he and Kakuzu stopped attacking.

"Welcome to the Anti-Student-B Faction of Insanity!" Sasuke said. Student X looked at him like he was insane.

"Since when are we the Anti-Student-B Faction of Insanity?" he demanded.

"Since I said so," Sasuke said.

"That's a stupid name!"

"No it's not!"

"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE A NAME!" the annoyed authoress yelled.


"Hidan and Kakuzu failed." the informant told Student B, who let out a scream of outrage.

"DAMMIT! HOW LONG ARE THOSE PROBLEMATIC WASTES OF SPACE GOING TO BE RUINING MY UTOPIA? I WANT THEM DEAD!!!!!!!" she screamed. Then she sighed. "It's so hard to get good evil subordinates these days..."

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

This chapter was fun to write...

Student 846 is garrarules4257, Student 10 is FearTheFan, Student 009 is FaerieFighter009, Student K is Kagura Yumiasai, Student M is Man I'm like bored and stuff...

Thank you all for reading!