11. Robin Williams Replaces Mad-Eye and Sheena Finds Out He's A Barbarian Genie Who Likes To Dress Like An Old Named Mrs. Doubtfire, And Sheena Can't Tell Because She Lost Jumanji To Him.
Sheena came into the Gryffindor girls dorm and went to Morganne and said, "We have a new teacher for DADA...someone replaced Mad-Eye."
"Thank god!" Celine got in the conversation, "He won't rape Cedric anymore."
"Ewwww..."
"Well, it's true."
"Who's the new teacher?" Morganne changed the subject.
"Robin Williams."
"Why is he here?"
"I can't tell..."
"Fine!" Celine scowled.
"GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!" Robin said, to the class. "Sorry...that's from one of my movies."
"Morning," The class mumbled.
"I will be your new DADA teacher. No need for Professor Williams, just call me Robin."
"Isn't Robin a girl's name?" Draco snickered.
"It just may be...but isn't Draco a boy's name, Miss Malfoy?"
Draco scowled.
"Nice Robin...I give you claps for that one!" Morganne laughed, and clapped.
"Thank you, thank you. Now some of you might have heard about Mad-Eye...I'm sure Cedric has..."
Cedric slouched in his chair.
"Come on pretty boy...Tell us!" Draco demanded.
"Leave him alone, Draco!" Sheena yelled.
"Why did you have to mention that, Robin?" Celine stood up.
"I'm terribly sorry, Miss Sexy Dunnet," Robin smiled.
"What?"
"Hmm? Oh-nothing..."
"Pervert!" Celine yelled and walked away.
She walked towards the Black Lake.
Just then a meteor hit the Earth and everyone died except everybody.
Icky space goo covered everything and nothing.