Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B
Chapter Eight
"This day we lost an important member of our team," Student Y intoned. "Student Z has gone over to the dark side." Since Student B had taken over the school, a small memorial had been constructed to those who had died or deserted, and now a picture of Student Z was among them. The new recruits, Students K, M, Q, 123, 5, 846, 10, and 009 stood at attention. "Now, everyone, we are faced with a difficult choice: We can either go to save Z and kick ass or sit around here feeling depressed," Student Y yelled. "So, what's it going to be?"
"Z, the real reason I'm calling you here today is that I'm leaving you," Student 11.34 said quietly.
"You're WHAT?" Z asked, her voice shaking.
"I want you to join Student B's team, but I've fallen in love with another," 11.34 whispered. Student Z was ready to smack him when a huge cloud of dust started charging up the hallway. When it came into focus, Deidara and Lee were at the front, leading Student X, Y, and Q, who were leading Teams 7 and 10, who were leading the rest of the Rookie 9, who were leading the Sand Sibs , Akatsuki, and the rest of the students. Bringing up the rear was Itachi on a lawn mower.
"What the heck?!?" Student 11.34 yelled.
"DIE STUDENT-B-OBEYING-SCUM DIE!" Gaara yelled.
"WOOOOOT TASER!" Student Y yelled.
"Shut up about the damn taser already!" Naruto screeched. "What an idiot!"
"I never thought I would say this about anyone other than my brother, but I hate that guy, and I'll kill him!" Sasuke shouted.
"GET 'IM!" Student Q yelled.
This section has been censored for extreme pwnage. The only thing you need to know is that 11.34 got pwned. What, you want details? Picky, picky, picky.
So basically Itachi caught up with the lawn mower at the same time Student Y zapped 11.34 with her taser. Gaara's sand got a good workout, Sasuke got to practice with the Chidori, Naruto dumped a bowl of ramen over 11.34's head, Akamaru sic-ed him, Student X bopped him upside the head with his Algebra textbook, and Neji used the Byakugan to find his chakra points and cause considerable pain.
He did put up a pretty good fight, but he was no match for the nasty vat of cafeteria Mac N Cheez that Chouji and Student Q had "liberated" from the cafeteria.
"Gak!" he yelped when they dumped the vat on him. "That's so gross!"
After a little while, Student 11.34 was knocked unconsious. "Should we move him?" Ino asked.
"Nah, let's leave him here as a rug," Itachi suggested.
"Are you all right-un?" Deidara asked Student Z.
"Yeah," she said.
"From now on, nobody gets close to anyone not involved with our side, OK?" Tobi mentioned. "It will make things VERY simple! AND it leaves Deidara-sempai all for meeeee!"
"Since when am I all for you-un?" Deidara asked.
To Be Continued!
Omake- Author's Comments
Student 123 is yinyanglover and Student 5 is lilly-kun.
Starting next week I have final exams, so there might not be another chapter for a while. I'm going to try to update again this week, but I really can't say what's going to happen next week.
Thank you for reading :D
-GoesKaboom