Celine's Bologna Has A First Name, It's O.S.C.A.R
Celine didn't find Orlando Bloom, so she just unded up with Cedric AGAIN.
"Cedric...you're a dad!" Celine held up a piece of Bologna. "His name is Oscar!"
"Oh...alrighty then..." Cedric looked at the yummy piece of Bologna.
"No really, this is you son!" Celine exclaimed.
"That's impossible..."
"No, it isn't!" Celiine said, "You see...If you put 'meat' in a 'sandwich' and you somehow get 'mayo' together...you get this!" She held up Oscar.
(wow...that was REALLY perverted)
"Celine are you high on something?"
"Our bologna has a first name, It's O.S.C.A.R, Our Bologna has a second name it's M.A.Y.E.R, I like to smoke it everyday, and if you ask me why I'll say, 'Oscar Mayer has a way with B.O.L.O.G.N.A!"
"You're definitelyhigh on something!"
"You won't care for our little Oscar?!" Celine petted the Bologna and was crying over it. "How could you?"
"Here, give him to me."
"Okay. I'll be back after dinner to pick him up," Celine walked away.
"Dinner?" Cedric cocked an eyebrow. "I am a bit hungery..." Hey eyed the lonesome bologna.
:D