Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B

Chapter Nine

Student B slammed down her glass of sparkling water and screamed, "WHAT? YOU MEAN THAT 11.34 FAILED? HOW COULD HE?"

"It was not his fault, Student B-sama," Student O explained. "The entire resistance group jumped him at once. And the creepy English teacher guy had a lawn mower."

"A LAWN MOWER? WHAT THE HELL?" she shouted at poor Student O. "GET ME A BATTALION OF LAWN MOWERS, STAT!"

"Yes, Student B-sama," he replied before disappearing.

"Lawn mower... what will they think of next, Hummer limos?" Student B muttered to herself. "Oh well. Student 78, where are you?"

"Right here," a student popped up out of nowhere.

"Follow the resistance. See what is important of theirs that you can steal."

And indeed they did think of Hummer limos. "Look what I rented!" Tenten exclaimed, driving up in a huge white vehicle.

"Holy crap, what the hell is that?!" Ino yelled.

"It's called a Hummer limo," Student Q informed her.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE GAS PRICES ON THAT THING ARE?!?!?!?!" Kakuzu screeched. "TAKE IT BACK, NOW! I AM NOT PAYING THAT MUCH MONEY FOR GASOLINE! WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MONEY!"

"Ignore him," Tobi said.

"Ok," Tenten replied. Walking into the hallway, she approached Student Z. "Now we all can fit in the car and we'll go attack Student 11.34, OK?" she suggested. Student Z shook her head.

"It's okay."

"We'll keep it-un," Deidara said, reffering to the the limo. "If we need to go somewhere, now we can all fit."

"I know what we could do with that limo..." Tobi added slyly. "If Deidara-sempai would just come with me for a minute..."

"No." Student Y said, realizing what was coming. "Deidara, could you be a dear and take everyone's clothes to laundromat?" she asked, trying to give Deidara an out.

"Thank you," he mouthed at her before picking up all twenty-five baskets of laundry and loading them onto the lawn mower. "Itachi, I'm taking the lawn mower. If you need to go anywhere, just ask Tenten for the keys to the limo-un!"

"Fine," Itachi called back.

"And Tobi, sweetie, that Mac N Cheez is starting to decompose in the hallway and it smells like crap. Can you, Chouji, and Sakura go clean it up?" Y said, absentmindedly reaching for her taser (just in case he refused.

"Eep, sure..." he said, casting a wary glance at the taser. He'd seen what it had done to 11.34, and he wasn't too eager to experience it for himself.

"Tobi is a good boy," Y replied, smiling a little before she walked off. Tobi shuddered.

"Yeesh, she's scary... all I wanted to do was spend a little time with my beloved!"

At the laundromat, Deidara was waiting for the clothes to be dry. "This is so boring," he said to himself. Finally, the dryer stopped and he opened it to get the clothes. Only there was one problem: no clothes.

"HOLY CRAP THEY STOLE MY LAUNDRY-UN!"

Back at the school, Student B looked at Student 78. "You got their laundry..." she said. "Couldn't you find anything better to steal than LAUNDRY?" She held up a pair of bright orange boxer shorts (Tobi's). "I don't even want to know..."

"But don't you see, Student B-sama? They NEED their clothes!"

"Actually, this could work to our advantage... well done..."

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

I should be studying, but feh, I'd rather write! Student B is becoming even creepier than she was before, yeah? I mean, laundry theft?

Thanks for reading!

-GoesKaboom