Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B
Chapter Ten
"Deidara, where are my socks?" Hinata asked. "I can't find them anywhere!"
"Yo, Deidara, have you seen my favorite pants?" Neji asked. "I wanted to wear them today."
"Deidara, you have ten seconds to tell me where my boxers are or you will be in so much pain for the next 72 hours that you'll forget your own name," Itachi warned.
"My jacket's gone! I don't believe it!" Naruto shouted.
"Deidara..." Student Y said warningly, picking up her taser. "I trusted you with the laundry... and you seem to have failed me. And I need to change clothes. But do I have any clothes? I don't think so! Give me back my clothes."
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" the explosives expert begged. "Don't taser me! It wasn't my fault, I think Student B stole the laundry right out of the washing machine at the laundromat-un!"
"Oh, for crying out loud!" Student X shouted. "Is NOTHING sacred? Not even our goddamn CLOTHES?"
"Are we going to have to buy a washer and dryer to keep here?" Student 846 asked.
"Apparently so," Student Q replied.
"NO! IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY WHEN WE CAN JUST GO TO THE 10 CENT COIN LAUNDROMAT DOWN THE STREET!" Kakuzu shouted.
"Uh... I don't know if you've noticed, moron, but your laundry was stolen out of the laundromat too," Hidan replied snidely. "Don't you think it's worth it to get a washing machine here?"
"Will you stop arguing?!" Sasuke yelled. "Personally I want my laundry back. Student B knows a business opportunity when she sees one, and it's not really in my best interest to have every piece of clothing I own auctioned off to fangirls and fanboys who might do unmentionable things to them!" He looked positively terrified at the thought. "They're insane! Then they'll come after ME! AAAAAH!" and he started running around in circles screaming his head off.
"He's slightly... conceited, yeah?" Tobi mentioned.
"You have NO idea," Lee replied.
"Yeah, just because he's supposedly so special he thinks everyone loves him. It's so troublesome," Shikamaru sighed.
Back in her lair, Student B was laughing her ass off. "Kukuku... those fangirls really seem to want those noob ninja teacher's laundry! I think I must have made a million bucks today!"
"Hey, wait a minute! I forgot about the Hummer Limo!" Kisame shouted.
"That's right!" Tenten agreed.
"Let's go!" Naruto yelled.
"Go where, dobe?" Sasuke asked.
"Let's go get our laundry back!"
To Be Continued!
Omake- Author's Comments
Not much happened this chapter... sorry about that. Next chapter there will be less yakking and more action... a LOT more action! Thank you for reading!
-GoesKaboom