Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B
Chapter Eleven
Once everyone loaded into the Hummer Limo, (or, as Naruto called it, the Ramenmobile) and was crusing on down the hallways of A. High School, Lee realized something. "Isn't Student B's hideout THAT WAY?" he suggested, pointing in the other direction.
"Yeah... I guess you're right," Kankuro agreed. So Tenten turned the car around and they sped off in the other direction.
Once they were near the hideout, suddenly, they heard Student O screaming, "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!"
"Great balls of fire?" Itachi looked quizzically at Gaara.
"Don't look at me, I didn't make the expression up," Gaara said defensively.
"I never said you did. I just thought it sounded funny."
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" Student O yelled again. "Student B-sama, it's a goddamn Hummer Limo!"
"The hell?" Student B asked when she saw the limo. "How the hell did they get a limo in here? And how the hell are they able to drive it in the hallway?" She opened her mouth about to say something else, but then Deidara jumped out of the limo.
"You'd better give me back all the laundry you took from me! Everyone's really pissed off-un," he said. "And Sasuke really needs his clothes back before he has a nervous breakdown."
"The fangirls... with my clothes... AAAAGH! THE HORROR!" Sasuke's voice floated from inside the car, followed by a dull thud.
"Sorry, sorry," Temari's voice said. "I just couldn't resist hitting him with the spare tire."
"No problem," Shikamaru's voice replied. "He was annoying me too."
"Anyway, moving on," Deidara continued. "I still haven't forgiven you for putting me in a coma. Time for you to die-un." He got one of his trademark exploding clay birds ready. Student B smirked.
"Do you really think you can take me down?" she asked. "Attack, my minions, attack!" But the minions didn't even get a chance to move forward. They were blocked off by Deidara's bombs.
"NOW-UN!" he screamed, and the entire group surged out of the limo.
"Oh shit," Student B thought as Student Y zapped six evil minions at once. Gaara's sand got quite a few.
"Desert Coffin!" "Barrage of Lions!" "Leaf Hurricane!" "Eight-Trigams Sixty-Four Palms!" "Bomb goes Explody-un!" and "Rasengan!" became very often-heard war cries, while "Do something, Student B-sama! We're getting our asses kicked here!" was just as common. But Student B didn't do anything. She just sat there watching, and almost collapsed from shock when Hidan used his jutsu.
Finally, it was all over. A pile of pwned minions was collapsed next to Student B's chair.
"Now, give us back our laundry or you're next-un," Deidara said calmly. Student B shuddered.
"H-here. The rest of the stuff is up for auction on Ebay," she stammered. Everyone looked at each other.
"It hasn't been shipped yet, has it?" Shikamaru asked.
"N-no."
"Dammit, then give it back!" Kakuzu exclaimed. "I am not letting these guys run up a huge bill at Walmart because you won't give us back our clothes. Ya know, I've been in the market for a new heart..." Student B quickly handed over the clothes.
"This isn't over..." she said. "I will kill all of you."
"Yeah... I'd like to see you try..." Itachi replied.
To Be Continued!
Omake- Author's Comments
Only one day left of school! Yay! Monday is my last day, so that means I'll have more time to write (no more finals!) Thank you for reading!
-GoesKaboom