Chapter 38
The sound four times four
Time warp back into chapter 36, when they got their assignments
"Rock Lee! I think I'm pregnant!" yelled Gaara "And Its your baby!"
"this doesn't seem physically possible!" said Lee
No, I said time warp back, not forward
"Deidra" said Orchimaru, embracing his akatsuki lover in his arms "I will always love you"
"oh orchi" said Deidra, accepting the embrace "Kiss me!"
(insert very disturbing Orchimaru and Deidra make out scene)
Ewww, too far back, that's from before the story started, try a little later
"Rock Lee! I think I'm pregnant" yelled Gaara "And its your baby!"
"this doesn't seem physically possible!" Said Lee
Dammit, that keeps happening, no one likes a plot spoiler, lets just restart this chapter.
None of this ever happened…..
Chapter 38, round 2
Team 2
Lets go back to right after chapter 36, you know, the part where Team two left.
"Owwwww, that mean guy kicked me in my little Itachi" Itachi wailed lying on the ground.
Sakuras team had ditched Itachi in Konoha, leaving him to wallow in his pain, and more pain.
Eventually, his intense screams of pain attracted another member of his criminal syndicate.
"hey Itachi, whatcha doin?" asked Zetsu, looking at Itachi wallow in pain "Are ya lyin' on the ground? Rolling in pain? I can dig that"
"please, get me an Ice pack" said Itachi, who started to cry a little
"Okie dokey, you got it, you wanna nice hat" Zetsu smiled at him
"no, an ice pack"
"no, I'm pretty sure you said nice hat" said Zetsu
"no, an Ice pack, I'm in pain"
"you need a nice hat cause your vain? That doesn't make a lot of sense"
"no you retarded dandelion, I need an Ice pack because Sakura hit me in the bells"
"you peed on a nice hat cause Sakura went to hell?"
"NO!!!!!!" Yelled Itachi, annoyed by Zetsu "I AM IN TREMENDOUS PAIN!"
"you were struck by a weather vain?" asked Zetsu
"no, just leave me, to, wallow in my intense suffering"
"Okay" Zetsu smiled "I will weave a tree, and follow in tense buffering"
Zetsu walked off, leaving Itachi on the ground, plotting to kill that plant as soon as he could move again. If Itachi had actually put some thought into it, he would've remembered that plants don't have ears.
Luckily, another member showed up to assist him.
"hey Jackass, whatcha doin?" asked Hidan, approaching Itachi
"Hidan? What are you doing in this fic? I thought the author said he wasn't going to write you in because your too new of a character, and relatively unknown."
"yeah, well, that cheap ass author discovered how to read them online, and he put me in cause he thinks my hair is too damn sexy"
"uhhh" said Itachi nervously, looking around "are we allowed to break the 4th wall?"
"oh wait, your right, he might get in trouble, lets stop"
"right"
"so, what do you need again?" asked Hidan
"an Ice pack, ohhhh geez, and I need you to carry me so I can catch up with the others"
"okay, dude, I'll get you something to deal with the pain, but you want me to freakin CARRY you?"
"is there a problem with that?"
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm yeah" said Hidan
"whats wrong with it?" asked Itachi
"Its freakin queer" said Hidan
"oh, your so insecure" said Itachi "I'm friggin blind, how am I supposed to find them?"
"what the hell did you do with the seeing eye dog we gave you?"
"I killed it, I mistook it for Sasuke in a dog outfit"
Hidan Sighed "I'm not going to do it"
"Fine, then I'm pulling rank on you" said Itachi
"f—k you Itachi"
Meanwhile, on the voyage of the mean chick
Sakuras troop was on the road northerly on their mission to find Narutard. Sakura led the group, with Neji in the middle staring at Sakuras butt the entire time, Gaara and Shikamaru were in the back, in a deep, serious conversation.
"So Gaara" said Shikamaru "your telling me that Lee is your wuv muffin, and your going to get married and have five beautiful red haired thick eyebrowed ninja kids?"
"yup!" said Gaara cheerily "its all planned out"
"and your plan is not bothered by the fact that its physically impossible for two men to have a baby"
"nope, not at all" Gaara responded
"and how are you going to get around that physical impossibility?"
"male pregnancy"
Shikamaru was shocked, even more so than the time he learned that Temari was into the rough stuff.
"male pregnancy" Shikamaru said
"is there an echo in here?" asked Gaara
"where the hell did you get Male pregnancy from?" asked Shika
"there in fanfics all over the web, its soooo awesome!" said Gaara, all giggly
"uhhh, I hate to break this to you, that's not even close to possible"
"what?" Said Gaara shocked "but, the internet said its possible!"
"the internet is the breeding ground of emos, preps, pedophiles, and Fangirls; you cant trust a single thing you see on it" said Shika
"hey jackasses!" yelled Sakura, from ahead "your infringing rule number 39! No talking about Male pregnancy!"
"I hate that stupid rule" mumbled Gaara
"and were here!" yelled Sakura, ignoring Gaara
The nins (Sakura, the leader; Neji, the perv; Shikamaru, the whiney guy; and Gaara, the yaoi guy) had arrived at the luxurious mountain resort 'the sounds four' a luxury resort, run by the sound four (they couldn't come up with a better name). The resort had super first class rooms, a indoor pool shaped like a ninja throwing star, a ski slope mountain range, all with that Colorado Aspen feel to it.
"were stayin here!" said Sakura
"what?" asked the male nins all at once
"we cant afford this!" said Neji
"we need to find Naruto" said Shikamaru
"I cant go to a place like this without my wuv muffin! I wanna go hot tubin with him!" Whined Gaara
Everyone ignored that last comment.
"were staying here with the money Tsunade gave us for our trip, If she asks if we could find Naruto, we'll just say hes dead" Sakura said, starting to walk in
"and what if we tell her that, and then later he comes back to town?" asked Shika
"then we finish the job"
In da lobby
"weeeeelllllcome!" said the resort hostess, Tayuya "how can I help you?"
"we need two rooms, one for the lady" said Sakura, pointing to herself "and one room for the smartasses" she said, motioning to the male nins
"alright! Two rooms, checked. Kidomaru will take your luggage"
The 8 limbed Ninja suddenly came from the ceiling and grabbed all their bags with his hands.
"follow me to your rooms folks" said Kido
Sakura followed Kidomaru to their room, while Neji and Gaara were eager to get naked and use the sauna. Leaving Shikamaru alone in the lobby.
"how bothersome" he muttered
Shikamaru looked over at the hostess, Tayuya. She was leaning on one arm and looking at him funny like. For some reason, Shikamaru thought that he recognized her. She started to look at him with a funny google eyed look.
"uhhh, hi?" said Shikamaru uncomfortably to her
"hiiiiiii" she said slowly
Tayuya slowly moved around the counter, and walked right behind Shikas back.
"you know" she said "your kinda cute"
Shikamaru gulped. He had nothing but bad luck when it came to women, and this one wouldn't be any different.
"also" she said, starting to slowly rub the back of his neck "I get off work around 9, maybe I'll, give you a visit" she said giving Shikamaru a kiss on the cheek.
Shikamaru started to tremble, what was this woman trying to do? Tayuya started to walk away, before she left, she turned around, and blew Shikamaru a kiss.
Shikamaru could've sworn he had a miniature heart attack as she did that.
Meanwhile, in Konoha
"My spider sense is tingling!" Yelled Temari
Temari was looking through a magazine for shock collars (Shikamaru got the latest one off) when suddenly, she felt a tingly feeling. She had felt this feeling before, wait, SHIKAMARU WAS CHEATING ON HER!
She started to curse to herself. It figured as soon as the collar went off he'd make his move. She needed to find him, and stop him now. She grabbed her fan, and headed to the house of the only person in Konoha that she knew could help her…..
Back at the Resort
"LEROY JENKINS!" yelled Neji, as he cannonballed into the giant pool.
Neji began his usual perv activities, trying to snatch the girls bathing suits, taking pictures of girls changing, and putting a candy bar at the bottom of the pool (caddyshack style).
Meanwhile, sitting on of the beach chairs, Gaara was watching across the poolroom and watched Sakura napping in one of the chairs. He was contemplating about her and his wuv muffin. She was a road block, a hindrance of his love. She was an obstacle that need to be removed. He briefly thought about his past attempts, anything from loony toons wasn't going to work, he needed something new. He looked around the pool area. There was a hot springs area in the snow outside. An aerobics studio, and, he noticed, a tanning bed salon. A wicked grin slowly spread across his face. Giggling in that creepy way of his, he grabbed his wuv muffin doll and went off to put his plan into action.
That night
Shikamaru laid out on his bed, getting ready to sleep. It had been a bothersome day for him. Gaara had disappeared, and the last time anyone reported seeing him said that he had headed to the tanning room, carrying a green plushe doll with black hair, and muttering wuv muffin. Neji had gone streaking across the hotel wearing nothing, and ended up getting locked outside naked in 10 degree Fahrenheit weather. And Sakura had gone to the spa, complaining about how Lee hadn't made a move yet. Shikamaru sighed, this was all so bothersome, he just wished he could just go home. Actually, he thought again, Temari was back home, and he didn't want to get within a thousand feet of her.
Shikamaru sighed, life could really suck sometimes.
KNOCK KNOCK!
Shikamaru looked at the door. Someone was there. It had to be Neji, and Shikamaru wasn't too keen on letting the nude, frozen solid ninja in.
KNOCK KNOCK!
Shikamaru got up and answered the door.
"what do you want Neji? I'm think that maybe you should HOLY CRAP!" yelled Shika
The person standing in the doorway, to Shikamarus surprise, was not Neji, but Tayuya. What surprised Shikamaru more, was that she had nothing on but a bathrobe.
"hi" she said walking in "I was, thinking about you"
"w-w-what?" Shikamaru started to stutter, backing up
"yeah" she said, getting closer to him "I was thinking, maybe, you'd like to find out what's under this robe" she said, slowly undoing the knot around her waste.
"AAAAAAA!!! No! I wouldn't" Shikamaru said, panicing, waving his arms around. "I have a girlfriend, and she'll kill me!"
"well" said Tayuya, finishing untying the knot "I'm just going to have to make you forget about her"
As she said that. Tayuya's robe fell to the ground, revealing her feminine wiles to Shikamaru.
"ahhhh" Shika moaned, staring at Tayuya's assets "what would Zelos do?"
What Zelos was doing
"you want me to do what?" asked Zelos
"Simple" said Temari "I want you to help me find my bastard boyfriend and bring him back"
"please tell me your f—king kidding me" said Zelos, eating some puppy chow "your boyfriend finally grew a pair, learned he could do much better than you, and then took off to (censored) some new chick. If you haven't noticed, I do that a lot myself, and I applaud that kind of stuff"
If Temari didn't need Zeloses help, she would've killed him right there. She calmed herself down, and asked again.
"your going to help me, whether you like it or not"
"well, I don't like it, and I'm not doing it" he responded, finishing the puppy chow
"like hell you aren't" said a girl voice
suddenly, emerging from Zeloses basement, was Sheena (if you don't know who this is, go to your local Gamestop and buy Tales of Symphonia. Run! Don't walk). Zeloses pushy ninja friend. She was carrying a box that was labeled 'potions and viagra'.
"I don't care if you are a lecherous Chosen" said Sheena, putting the box down "your going to help her, and I'm going with you"
"and what if I say no?" Zelos asked Sheena
"I'll tell everyone that your Ladys man attitude is really a charade and that your really a depressed, fragile, wimpy emo?"
"fine, I'll help her, dammit" Zelos said, defeated
Temari smiled, she didn't know who this new girl was, but she was starting to feel she was going to like her.
Outside the hotel
It was about 9:30, on the same path the nins had taken earlier. Hidan was giving Itachi a piggy back ride because Itachi would only get lost out there. It was about 10 degrees Fahrenheit outside, and Hidan was starting to get cold. Itachi, had been asking the same question over and over, which he asked every time he went on a road trip.
"are we there yet?" asked Itachi
"If you ask me that one more time, I swear to god I'll rip out your skull and beat you to death with it!" yelled Hidan, who was getting really pissed off
"that's not physically possible" said Itachi "and how do you know where were going?"
"my eyes, unlike yours, actually work, dumbass" Hidan muttered
"oh come on, this isn't the worst thing that's ever happened in Akatsuki, remember when Deidra and Orchi broke up?"
Flashback, Itachi's tales of Akatsuki
It was about two weeks after the breakup between Akatsuki lovers Orchi and Deidra. Orchi left Akatsuki with the local village tramp Kabuto, leaving Deidra with a bad case of a broken heart. He had spent two weeks in bed, crying nonstop about how could his lover do this to him. The rest of Akatsuki needed him back in action, and desperately. Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Kisame, and the leader were gathered outside Deidra's room.
"we've agreed" said Kakuzu "Kisames the one to do it"
"agreed" said Everyone
"Hey! Why am I the one who has to jump on this grenade?" asked Kisame indignantly
"you know how it works in Akatsuki" said the leader "we use the 'not it' method, we all said Not it, and you were last, its up to you"
"what about Tobi? Don't we usually shovel this kind of crap on him?"
"no, hes with Zetsu, remember? They're at E3 right now"
"crap" Kisame muttered
"Get in there or we'll turn you into sushi, move it" said the leader
Kisame grumbled and walked into Deidra's room. The room was completely dark, save a lone candle on the nightstand. As Kisame walked over to the sniveling lump on the bed, he looked around. The room was littered with used tissues, and Pictures of Orchimaru. On his stereo, Rascal flats was playing, on a repeated loop.
Kisame sat down next to the figure on the bed. Deidra looked terrible, he was doing nothing but crying, and it caused his mascara to run. He sniffed and looked up at Kisame, more tears welling up in his eyes.
"leave me alone" he said, tearing up some more "leave me all alone! I'm UGLY!" he yelled "and FAT! AND UNLOVED! I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE AND NEVER KNOW TRUE LOVE!" he cried
Kisame sighed, what he was about to say would undoubtedly be the worst thing he would ever say in his life.
"Deidra?" said Kisame
"sniff, sniff, yeah?" he said
"I………." Kisame said, not able to spit it out
"what?"
"I……..think……………" Kisame put his hand to his forehead, he was going to regret this
"what?"
"Deidra……I….Think…………..Your………..pretty"
"what did you say?" asked Deidra
"I think your pretty!" yelled Kisame
"you really think so?" asked Deidra, who was starting to smile a bit
"yes, I do"
Outside the door, Kisame could hear snickering. One of the people outside fell over laughing.
"you guys are Assholes!" Yelled Kisame
"oh Kisame! Thank you!" yelled Deidra, flinging his arms around Kisame "I will love you till the end of time!"
"I didn't agree to this!" yelled Kisame, trying to get out of Deidras death grip hug.
"Oh, I remember that" said Hidan "thank god I knew about the Not it rule"
"me too" said Itachi
"E-e-e-excuse me" said a voice from the darkness "c-c-c-could you h-h-h-help me?"
"whos there?" asked Hidan, who started to look around
"I remember that voice" said Itachi "it must be Gandhi !"
"shut up numb nuts" said Hidan "its coming from the side of the road"
Hidan turned to see who it was. The lone figure stumbled out from the bushes. The person had Pale skin, and was completely naked.
"c-c-c-c-ould you help me?" asked Neji, shivering terribly and trembling "I think I have frostbite on my man area"
"hey wait" said Itachi "now I know that voice, its Shikamaru!"
Hidan sighed, everyone Itachi came into contact with seemed to end up either dead, or with incredible misfortune.
"where are the other losers you hang out with?" asked Hidan
"f-f-f-follow me" Said Neji
"wait kid" Hidan said, walking up to him
"w-w-what? I need to get i-i-inside, I think I have H-h-h-hypothermia"
"no its not that" Hidan said, throwing him a towel from Itachi's bag "cover up your thing"
"oh, y-y-yeah" Neji said, wrapping the towel around his waist "f-f-follow me"
Neji walked up the path, shaking the entire time, with Itachi and Hidan following. After a while, they reached the resort they were staying at.
"they loc-c-cked me outside" said Neji, talking through chattering teeth "we ne-e-e-d a new door
"Itachi" said Hidan, putting Itachi on the ground, facing the building "do that thing you do"
"you got it" said Itachi, making a hand gesture "AMERATSU!" Itachi yelled
Suddenly, a hole was incinerated into the side of the building. Around the edges of the hole, a dark flame burned.
"Holy crap with crap sandwiches in a canoe!" yelled Neji "what the F—k was that?"
"my super special awesome super move" said Itachi
"how'd you get it?" asked Neji
"It goes to the Naruto character with the most fangirls. I, have the most for some reason"
"if you two dumbasses are done chatting" said Hidan, who picked up Itachi again "lets go inside and get this little creep some pants" he said, motioning towards Neji
"oh, right"
As they walked through the hole in the wall into the building they were approached by Kidomaru, who was horrified by what he saw.
"you guys burned a freakin hole into the building?" he said Yelling as loud as he could
"serves you right for lockin us out" said Hidan Ignoring him
"we unlocked the doors five minutes ago!" said Kidomaru
Neji walked over to the door and checked it.
"hey! They were unlocked, silly me" he said
"well, whatever" said Hidan walking towards the way of the elevator "that way is funner cause now someone has to pay for it"
The group left Kidomaru to cry over the extensive property damage, and went to the floor where their rooms were. Neji led the way down the hall to their room.
"okay" he said, right outside their room "this is it"
As Neji was about to open the door, Itachi made a comment.
"hey, you guys ever hear that thing about when you lose your sight, your other senses become keener?"
"yeah" said Hidan
"well, I'm hearing something strange coming from the room"
"you must be hearing things" said Hidan
Neji opened up the door and they went inside.
"turn on the lights" said Hidan
Neji flipped the switch and the lights went on.
"what the crap" said Tayuya
"oh crap!" yelled Shikamaru
"OH GEEZ" yelled Neji, pointing at Shikamaru and Tayuya on the bed "Now that's kinky!"
"What is it with you kids and taking off your clothes?" asked Hidan shielding his eyes from the view.
"wheres my Camera?" asked Neji, looking around the room
Hidan grabbed Neji and pulled him out of the room.
"oh come on! I wanted to see how that ended" said Neji as he was dragged out
Hidan closed the door behind them.
"oh geez, I hate this place" sighed Hidan "akatsuki sure sucks sometimes, right Itachi? Uh, Itachi?" asked Hidan looking around
"uh, dude" said neji, sitting on the ground "hes gone"
"crap!" said Hidan, looking around "where could he be?"
Neji pointed to the door.
"where do you think? You must've dropped him from the shock of seeing Tayuya naked" Neji pointed out
"oh crap" said Hidan
Hidan went back into the room grabbed Itachi on the ground and pulled him back. As he did that, more screams came from Tayuya and Shikamaru.
"ouch" said Itachi as he was pulled back "what was happening in there?"
"you honestly don't know?" asked Hidan, shocked that Itachi could be so dense
"all I heard was some funny sounding noises, and some girl saying some dirty things"
Hidan sighed, he was going to have to spell this out to him.
"Shikamaru, was in there, having sex with Tayuya"
"he was?"
"yeah"
"wow" said Itachi, shocked "never knew that that guy had the shikas to do something like that. But what about the guy hes dating? Won't he get jealous?"
"he's dating the sand chick, you smurf tard" Hidan said, sitting down "any in any case, I'm not sleeping on either of those beds"
"I'm going to ask them if they want another person to party with" said neji, walking towards the door
Hidan got up and grabbed him by the neck
"no, your going to get some pants on, then direct me to the nearest bar"
Back in Konoha
"so that's it, fifth" said Kimimaru, talking to Tsunade in her office "I brought back Iruka to the ANBU station, Kiba got kidnapped, and Sasuke did it"
"wow, sucks to be you" said Tsunade
"and furthermore" added Lee, standing right next to Kimi "we need the units you sent to find Naruto to help us track down Kiba"
"this Is a very difficult situation" said Kimi "can you spare some troops?"
"well" Tsunade said, leaning back in her chair "theres a few things about your story that don't make sense"
"like what?" asked Lee "it all makes perfect sense to us"
"well, the problem is, you guys said you've been gone for a few days, yet you only left yesterday morning"
Rock Lee and Kimi looked at each other and gulped.
"might you explain?" asked Tsunade, a small grin spread across her face
"uhhhhh" stuttered Lee "bad plot device?"
"meh, I'll buy it" she said, pulling out some scotch "Lee, you go find Sakuras team, and get them to transfer some people. Kimi, you find the only available person in the village to go directly to aid Shino"
"what do you mean only person?" asked Kimi "don't you leaf ninjas have lots of secondary characters I can use? Or some generic people?"
"wellllll" Tsunade said, staring down her list "Anko's on mission, Genmas suffering major depression because the bears lost the super bowl, Hayate's dead (the 45th time), Shizunes just had a mid life crisis, Kakashi's went to an anime con, Kotetsu and Izumo are both too pointless to help you, Choji disappeared a few days ago, no one gives a rats ass about Ino, Kankuro is busy with a 24 marathon, Konohamaru is dead, ebisu quit to become a pornstar, MoogleBaku is too busy writing crappy fanfics, Asumas got lung cancer, Kurenai got food poisoning from Temaris cooking, Zelos and Temari left to do a mission, Yamato needed to update his wardrobe, Sai is too busy being a prick to help you, and Jiraya is busy running for governor of California."
"wow" said Kimi
"yeah wow" added Lee "wait, who the hell is Konohamaru?"
"whos the only one left?" asked Kimi
"that annoying guy" said Tsunade, spinning her chair so her back faced the nins "that keeps asking me If I want to see pictures of his daughter"
"oh"
"now get out of here before you spoil my drink!" she yelled
Special segment, Comments answered super fast!
With hosts Rock Lee and Sasuke emo guy
Lee "Hiya folks, it is I, Rock Lee, konohas squirrely ninja, and my associate, Sasuke somethingchia"
Sasuke "what?"
Lee "you know, remember we were chosen to respond to some of the comments that were made for this fanfic?"
Sasuke "people actually responded to this pile of crap? Why would they waste their time?"
Lee "I don't know, but were running out of time, first comment please!"
Pft.
The Chicago Bears can kiss my ass.
Good chapter.
Sent by- lallyzippo
Lee "that's just plain cruel
Sasuke "they did lose the superbowl dog brow"
Lee "so? I know the reason why they lost"
Sasuke "is it because Rex Grossman is a total idiot?"
Lee "no! its because their team wasn't named after a squirrel"
Sasuke "…"
Lee "what?"
Sasuke "I cant believe I lost to you"
Lee "I think that a lot of Pro football teams need better names!"
Sasuke "really, what would you rename the patriots?"
Lee "the ninja turtles"
Sasuke "the packers"
Lee "the avians with bird flu"
Sasuke "the broncos?"
Lee "the super duper steroid horses"
Sasuke "the dolphins"
Lee "the knife wielding killer dolphins"
Sasuke "The saints?"
Lee "the kung fu monks"
Sasuke "the chargers"
Lee "the lightening Lee super ninjas"
Sasuke "you know, it would be much easier to just assume your just an idiot and stop naming teams…"
hehe yup i won lol and yes tsunade is god she is the big lesbian in the sky the very well endowed(sp?) lesbian in the sky please don't asj how that works
Sent by- Wake me up When the World ends
Lee "why is the author posting a comment that his girlfriend wrote?"
Sasuke "cause hes a spineless kiss ass"
Lee "your very mean, is that why so many chicks dig you?"
Sasuke "probably, and as for this 'big lesbian in the sky' thing, I kinda like the sound of it"
Lee "me too, I'm not really sure why. But anyway, since the topic of girlfriends has come up, its that time of year again. That's right fellas, its valentines day.
Sasuke "I hate that freakin holiday"
Lee "yeah, we know. And to show how much we care, were going to get a list of things the fellas can get their sweethearts for the international day of love"
CANDY
FLOWERS
HEART SHAPED CARDS
A MARIACHI BAND
MOTOR OIL
CHAINSAW
A RAKE
A KATANA
THOSE CRAPPY CHALK-LIKE HEART THINGS
AN EXTENSION CORD
A BOEING 747
A NINTENDO Wii
CANADA
Lee "give your sweetheart any of these and I guarantee you will win her love!"
Sasuke "…"
Lee "something wrong?"
Sasuke "have you ever talked to a woman without giving your credit card number?"
Lee "fine, if your so smart, then what do you recommend for the fellas to give their girls?"
Sasuke "I'd have to say Yaoi, I'm pretty sure they love that stuff"
Lee "yeah, I wonder why"
SAKURA DOESN'T HAVE THE BUST TO BE TIFA! I SHOULD KNOW, i was her for an anime con. sakura ia about...an A26, tifa is a F38 custom-made
Sent by- Mewy
Lee "A26? Is that good or bad?"
Sasuke "let me describe that to you in two words, IRONING BOARD"
Lee "are you insulting her?"
Sasuke "no, but I'd like to see that Tifa chick, F38, geez, that's like, the largest floatation device ever"
Lee "well, this Mewy person said something about a con, I think Mooglebaku went to one of those once"
Sasuke "yeah, he did, and about ten seconds into the con, his group ran across some middle aged men dressed as Japanese schoolgirls"
Lee "wow, that sounds awful"
Sasuke "things got worse for him, besides the ridiculous prices of everything, one of the girls in his group kicked him in the face with steel toed boots"
Lee "that poor bastard"
FOFLMAO! I love the nickname Gaara gave Lee! Wuv muffin! Tee-hee! keep writing! Btw, You need to add more of tsunade! She rules!
Sent by- Prodigus feldspar
Lee "that's what Wuv muffin means!?!?! Me?"
Sasuke "geez, I've only been in this fanfic since the play, and even I knew that"
Lee "well, what does wuv muffin mean? And whats wuv mean?"
Sasuke "…"
Lee "what?"
Sasuke "I cant believe I lost to you"
Lee "you know, you've been really mean to me ever since I got drunk and did that nude snuggle with you"
Sasuke "and can you guess why?"
Lee "welllllll, yeah, I guess so…..onto the last comment"
Nice chappie! Luffed this one! And, yaoi is a good thing. Not a bad thing. So, therefore, everytime a yaoi is made, three puppies and two kittens are born healthily, angels sing with joy, and the next Naruto episode moves closer to the Kakashi Gaiden and the end of the fillers. Therefore, more yaoi is needed! w00t! Go GaaLee! squeals fangirlishly
-Atari
Sent by- Atari Atagashi-chan
Lee "this was a pretty long one"
Sasuke "what the hell is Kakashi Gaiden?"
Lee "who knows, and whats GaaLee?"
Sasuke "uh, I think it refers to GaaraXLee"
Lee "what does the X in that mean?"
Sasuke "…I really hate you"
Lee "I hate you too, buddy"
Sasuke "whatever, and what's with that yaoi thing at the end of every chapter? It makes for a very lame joke"
Lee "yeah, well, what does GaaraXLee mean again?"
Sasuke "hey, would you look at the time, we have to go!"
Lee "but…"
Sasuke "to all you readers out there, remember, send some more comments, and the other losers from this series can answer, maybe, sorta, yeah. Believe it!"
This Chapter took a long time to write mostly cause its the longest chapter to date also. I've been pretty busy with alot of things, such as Turnabout, Homework, the super bowl, ACT prep, The legend of Zelda, my new obsession with the BLEACH series, 24, my crappy computor, valentines day, and sickness.
On a side note, i'm thinking about ending this fanfic soon. Its not that i'm out of ideas (ive got plenty of those), its just that its alot chapters (38 encounting).
So, be sure to send lots of reviews for this extra long, extra spicey chapter, which probably bumped me up to a M rating (naughty naughty Shikamaru and Tayuya).
Until next time, Thankupo!