Chapter 39
Yuri, crossovers and guns
"Rock Lee! I think I'm pregnant!" yelled Gaara "And Its your baby!"
"this doesn't seem physically possible!" said Lee
Crap, Lets not start this one again
Authors note: in this installment of "Don't believe it", all mooglese will be translated, for reasons I don't care to discuss.
Team Kimi was heading rapidly towards the direction that shinos team found Iruka. Team Kimi was composed of three people. Kimimaru (duh) was jumping through the trees ninja style, while Mog (kibas moogle) followed, jumping shortly behind. The last person in the group was Maes Huges, who ran along the ground, panting the entire time.
"puff, puff, Slow, down! Dammit" he yelled at Kimi
"Your out of shape" yelled Kimi from the trees "and why aren't you tree jumping like all the other nins?"
"I cant! How the hell are you even doing that?" yelled Huges to kimi "it doesn't seem possible how the freakin trees here are so big!"
"Kupo kupo kupopopo KU!" said Mog (translation, yes, I agree with the bearded one, it makes no sense)
Kimimaru looked at the moogle jumping behind him. "I don't know what the hell your saying, why are you even coming with?"
"well" said Maes "we were, pant, playing cards, and you interrupted me for a pant pant, mission. He wanted to tag along. Something about rescuing his friend the wussy"
"kupo kupopo ku po! Kupopo kupopopo kupo!" Said Mog (translation, yeah, I gotta rescue that sonovabitch; he owes me a PS3 and a Milkshake)
"I have no idea what you said Mog" said Kimi "but I'm sure it was a beautiful statement about your deep friendship with Kiba"
"Kupo kupopo ku" Responded Mog (translation, yeah, go with that you freakin fruitcake)
In the woods
It was the day after Shikamaru and Tayuyas little 'fun fest'. Temari had forced Zelos to use his magic to help her find him.
"find him faster you red haired freak!" yelled Temari "I sense hes happy right now! And that Can't be good! Whenever a man is dating a girl, hes never happy unless hes cheating on her"
"you've got a messed up idea of the ideal relationship" said Zelos, scouting ahead for tracks
"yeah, hurry up Zelos" said Sheena, right next to Temari "I want to help her extract her revenge"
"First of all" said Zelos turning around, looking pissed "I'm working as fast as I can, secondly, Shut the F--- up both of you, thirdly, why the hell are you here?" he asked Sheena "this Fanfic has way too many characters already, its too hard to keep track of The Naruto losers and the crossovers are too hard to keep track of already."
"shut up! No one asked for your opinion!" yelled Sheena, going into her angry chick form
"Suck it!" said Temari "and get back to tracking them!"
"F—k you both!" yelled Zelos angrily "you both suck! Were out here, in the middle of the woods, all alone, and your both not making out! I'm not helping either of you two broads unless I see some makie outie"
"fine!" yelled Temari, turning to face sheena
Nearby
Rock Lee was tree jumping tree to tree in usual ninja fashion. His tracking skills brought him out this far, by recognizing the smells of Neji's Ax body spray (that's pretty strong stuff). He had also picked up the scent of Puppy chow for some reason, but he wrote it off to the gum drop bushes. Suddenly, Lee stopped and started to look around. He had just heard a strange noise, nothing quite like anything hes ever heard. Being the curious little squirrel he is, he decided to find what this noise was. Lee headed off in the direction of the voices.
"I wonder, why does this puppy chow smell get stronger as I go this way?" Lee thought to himself
Suddenly, Lee stopped on a tree branch to get a look around. He looked down at a small clearing and to his surprise, he saw Zelos, eating a bowl of puppy chow, and intensely staring at something.
"that explains the smell" Lee thought "but whats he looking at?"
Lee cocked his head to get a look, and to his surprise, he saw Shikamarus girlfriend, and some foreign girl making out. This was so surprising (and hot) that Lee completely fell out of the tree onto the ground.
"YUURRRRRRIIIIIII!!!! GERONIMO!" yelled Lee as he fell
Lee fell down next to Zelos, who was so intent on watching the girls that he didn't notice the green ninja right next to him.
"Okay" said Temari, stopping the kiss "I expect that there will be no more complaining from you now"
"yes sir" said Zelos, giving a joke salute "I will lead the way"
"whos that?" asked Sheena, pointing to the unconscious Lee on the ground next to Zelos
"beats me" said Zelos, picking the unconscious Lee up "but Lets bring him with, maybe we can get some hostage money from his parents later"
At the sounds four
Inside the bar (run by Sakon and Ukon), Hidan, Itachi, and Gaara were drinking their problems away with some sweet, sweet root beer (theres no underage drinking in this fanfic, with the exception of Lee).
"hey Itachi" said Hidan, taking a sip of Root beer "did you know that they don't call them quarter pounders in Europe? They call them a Royale with cheese, its because of the metric system"
"wow, thats cool and all Hidan" Responded Itachi "but what do they call the super happy Ramen special?"
"they call it a pile of Japanese Sodium noodles"
"is that metric?"
"no"
"hey guys?" said Gaara, butting into Hidan and Itachis incredibly pointless conversation "I know that you guys in Akatsuki have 'other teamly' ideals, so would you mind telling me some ways for me to get my green lover to like me?"
"The only person in akatsuki that's gay is Deidra" said Hidan "and hes in love with the sushi retard"
"did a girl just ask that question?" asked Itachi, looking around "please tell me it was a girl"
"my plan to kill Sakura failed" continued Gaara "instead of frying her like an egg, the tanning bed gave her the perfect tan. I just know that whore is going to use her evil feminine charms to brainwash my precious wuv muffin, I just know it!"
Itachi and Hidan were a bit speechless by the gay red head.
"uhhhhhhh" said Hidan
"please make him stop talking" said Itachi
"Como estan bitches!" yelled Zelos strutting into the bar, getting a seat next to Itachi "whatcha loosers doing?"
"plotting the perfect murder" said Hidan, incredibly annoyed that Zelos walked in "now scram before we test it on you"
"ahhh, what? You got blue balls or something? Jealous of my incredible gigalo skills?" said Zelos, grabbing Itachis root beer
"the only person I know that has blue balls is Kisame" said Itachi feeling around the bar table"where'd my root beer go?"
"anyway" said Zelos, ignoring the fact that he just stole from a blind guy "I'm here cause your buddy Chicken Wuss (I haven't used that in a while) cheated on his boyish girlfriend, and they made me track him down to this location"
"so?" said Gaara
"well, on the way here, we ran into the green guy with the crazy ass hair, and he told me what happened to the other team. Itachi" Zelos said, facing him "did you know that your gay emo brother kidnapped that dog guy?"
"Hes still alive?" asked Itachi, facing Zelos "I thought I killed him at our hideout when I incinerated his head"
"no" said Hidan, laughing a bit "that was Deidra, you incinerated his head, and his eyebrows never grew back"
"f--- the other guy without eyebrows!" yelled Gaara Lunging at Zelos and grabbing him by his collar "what did you say about a green guy?"
"the guy with the huge eyebrows with a crush on the pink chick" said Zelos "and get your hands off my light red shirt"
Hidan got up and grabbed Itachi and started to leave "you two freaky Redheads can do all you want, were going to find the pink haired chick and find out what were doing from there.
"wheres my root beer" moaned Itachi as he was carried away.
Gaara ignored the pair leaving and went back to interrogating Zelos.
"my wuv muffin is here?" he said Frantically "where is he?"
"last I saw him" said Zelos, finishing Itachis root beer "he was talking to Sakura"
Gaara hit his head against the bar table.
"hey!" yelled Sakon from behind the bar "I just got that polished! Don't ruin it!"
Gaara kept his head down, making sniffling noises. Zelos felt a little bad for him and decided to ask him what was wrong.
"dude, you okay? Do you have a crush on Sakura and that Lee guys hornin in on her?"
Zelos couldn't have been more wrong.
"do you have time to listen to a story of love?" asked Gaara, lifting his head
"hell, I'll listen to the spice girls if you buy the next round"
Upstairs
Temari was scouring the resort, looking for her cheating boyfriend. Sheena was tagging along, being her helpful, bossy sidekick. She found which floor he was on, but not the exact room. In Temaris rage, she decided to do the only thing she could do, break into every room there and find where he was. Temari went up to the first room and began barging on the door.
BAM BAM BAM!!! "OPEN UP YOU SON OF A (censored, too many swears in this chapter)" she screamed
The door creaked open, and the person who opened it was not Shikamaru, but a short boy with golden eyes, blonde hair, a red cape, and a metal arm. Further in the room was a talking suit of armor.
"hey lady" said the short kid "I'm Edward Elric, I'm not the son of a (censored) your looking for, but me and my brother Alphonse are looking for a man named Maes Hughes, could you help us fin…."
Before Edward could finish, Temari slammed the door in his face.
"THIS (censored) FANFIC HAS TOO MANY CHARACTERS ALREADY!!! NO MORE (censored)ING CROSSOVERS!!!!" she yelled
A few doors down, Sheena barged on another door, only to have it opened by a teenager with crazy Jet Black Hair, round glasses, a lightening bolt scar, and a funny British accent.
"Hello bird" he said "I'm Harry Potter! Could you tell me where…"
"WE DON'T NEED ANY BRITISH PEOPLE!" yelled Sheena, slamming the door in his face.
On the other side of the door, Harry mumbled to himself. "This county is full of bloody wankers"
In Shikas room
Shika was cowering under the bed, whimpering like a dog. He had sensed a holy terror was coming this way, he just didn't think it would come so soon. He had It all planned out, him and Tayuya were going to go to Vegas, get hitched, and then they would move to Nano country to avoid Temari.
"Honey" said Tayuya, sitting on the bed, above Shika, smoking a cigarette "will you stop being such a pussy and actually face this rotten bitch?"
"you don't know what shes like" Moaned Shika, whimpering "shes from the 6th circle of hell, and shes pissed off, the last time she was this mad, I didn't even cheat on her"
"why the (censored) were you dating someone like her again?" asked Tayuya
"I don't know" moaned Shika "some horny fangirls jumped to a conclusion, I cant help it"
BAM BAM!!! "I KNOW YOUR IN THERE YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!! NOW COME ON OUT SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!" yelled Temari from outside the room
"I'm going to die…." Moaned Shika, giving up on life "tell my teammate Choji that he was my best friend, and that I loved him like a brother. And Tell Ino that's shes a bithc, and that I always hated her, I always hated her the most…"
"gawd" said Tayuya, walking towards the door "thank god your cute, cause you sure as hell aren't brave"
"no! don't do it! She'll kill us both!" yelled Shika from under the bed "escape out the window!"
"don't worry, I'll take care of it" said Tayuya
Tayuya went to the door and opened it, to find Temari, mad as hell.
"IS MY LAZY ASS CHEATING BOYFRIEND IN THERE?!?!?" she screamed so loud, it could shatter paper
"hello" said Tayuya politely "my name is Orihime Inoue, and I'm from the bleach anime series"
Temari scoped Tayuya up and down, she had red hair, and her boobs were kinda big…Orihime, Temari thought to herself, from bleach, that made her a crossover character….
"WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE CROSSOVER CHARACTERS!!!" she yelled, slamming the door, and moving on
Upon seeing that his mistress had tricked his evil girlfriend, Shikamaru crawled out from under the bed.
"God I love you" he said
"yeah, I know Hunny, now take your pants off, I have this cool thing I wanna do with my flute…."
The Bar
"so let me get this straight" said Zelos, on his 6th root beer "your in love with Rock Lee, a dude, cause you spent your whole life ignorant of what love was. Then he teaches you love indirectly, after you try to kill him. And then you fall in love with him, but he is in love with the pink chick, and is completely ignorant of your love for him. And you have tried many times in the past to make him fall in love with you, but all have failed, and usually end up with him either being physically maimed or mentally scarred."
"yeah" said Gaara "that's pretty much it"
"and now you want Rock Lee to make love to you so you can become pregnant"
"yeah"
"and your not at all bothered by the fact that your both men and that's a physical impossibility"
"yeah" said Gaara
"well, I have a question for you, fellow redhead" said Zelos, finishing his root beer "why the hell did you have to ruin my life by telling me this?"
"well" said Gaara, looking at his root beer "you have a reputation of being…..well…..a manwhore"
"yes? And your point is?" asked Zelos
"well, can you help me?"
"hmmmm" said Zelos, scoping Gaara from head to toe "you know, I've helped some people here before…..but nothing, ummmm…..other teamly……but, I think I can help you"
"you can?!?" asked Gaara, lighting up
"yep, anything for a fellow redhead, but, theres going to be a catch to this"
"what?" Asked Gaara, perplexed
"well" said Zelos, pulling out the knapsack labeled 'big bag o potions' "your biggest problem is quite simple, the reason Gaara doesn't love you is……he's simply not gay"
"okay" said Gaara "whats the solution?"
"hehe" said Zelos, looking at a strange, aqua colored potion "I've used this baby whenever I wanna get some inside pics of the girls locker room…..good times" he said, reminiscing
"what is it?" asked Gaara, getting up to take a look at it
"this" said Zelos "is a magic potion, if you drink it, it will…
Aint cutoffs a bitch?
In Rock Lees hotel room
Rock Lee was lying in his bed at the inn. Things had gotten pretty darn depressing for him since he arrived. As soon as he got there, he went to go find his girlfriend, only to find that she was completely tan. While Rock Lee thought this was great, she looked so beautiful, he felt too intimidated by her beauty to tell her about what happened to Shinos group. Rock Lee cursed at his own weakness, how could he be so spineless?
Rock Lee sighed to himself, he asked Zelos to explain the current state of things to Sakura for him, but he had the feeling that he had simply gone off to the hotels bar (bingo).
He felt depressed, he was a super awesome cool ninja based entirely based off of Bruce Lee, and he was too cowardly to face the woman he loves. Rock Lee started to roll around on his bed, hitting himself in the head. This was not the time to be depressed, and he needed to get his mind off it.
KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Rock Lee sat up, there was someone at the rooms door. He pepped up, could it be Sakura? Had she come to his room to talk to him alone?
KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Rock Lee got up and cautiously walked towards the door. He was telling himself to calm down. Rock Lee slowly opened the door.
"uhh, Sakura, its nice to…." Said Rock Lee as he opened the door.
To Rock Lees surprise, the person at the door was not Sakura. It was the most beautiful woman Rock Lee had ever seen, She had long red hair, no eyebrows, a sand gourd on her back, and a red tattoo of the Kanji symbol for love on her left temple (those are popular these days). To complete this vision of beauty, she was completely naked and had a Bottle of root beer. Rock Lee could perfectly see her nice curves and lady parts (not writing the real words).
Rock Lee started to stumble back and stutter, he had problems talking to beautiful woman, and now, there was a beautiful woman, in the buff, in his hotel room! Rock Lee stumbled back some more and fell down onto the bed.
The mysterious red head giggled, and gracefully walked into the room, closing and locking the door behind 'her'. 'She' walked over to the bed and put the root beer on the ground, and then started to climb on top of Lee and the bed, who started to stutter like crazy.
The 'girl' giggled at Lee shyness, 'she' was finally going to have 'her' wuv muffin, 'she' only hoped that Zelos could distract the pink haired bitch long enough….
In the Bar
Zelos was distracting Sakura, Hidan, and Itachi, in the bar, doing his best to stall some time for Gaara.
"….and that's the story of how I saved Hanukah!" said Zelos
"I had no idea that Hanukah was in July" said Itachi, amazed at Zeloses story "this changes everything!"
"you know, I don't think that there is a Hanukah Harry" Said Hidan, annoyed at Zelos "and what was the relevance of that part about the playboy mansion?"
"oh, that?" said Zelos "I just wanted to rub in your face that I'm that much cooler than you"
"Your Story was completely full of Shit" said a tan Sakura, leaning back in her chair "I'm more interested in what happened to Shinos group, was Kiba really kidnapped?"
"uh huh" said Zelos
"who told you this?" asked Sakura, her head resting on her arm
"uhhhhhhhh" said Zelos, stuttering for words, how did Gaara describe his man crush? "The Muffin man?"
"Your Lying" said Sakura, standing up "what are you hiding?"
"nothing" said Zelos, panicking a little "your being Paranoid?"
"what's going on?" asked Itachi to Hidan
"Zelos is going to get pummeled by the mean girl" grinned Hidan
"the mean ones a girl?" asked Itachi surprised "I thought it was another gender confused person, like that Haku kid"
"how could you even tell he was gender confused?" asked Hidan "your freaking blind!"
"oh, I could tell" said Itachi "I could smell it"
Hidan briefly pondered what the Hell Itachi was smoking, but was distracted by what happened next. Sakura leaped at Zelos, grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up, pinning him against the wall.
"TALK" She screamed at him "YOUR HIDING SOMETHING!"
"AAAA! NOT THE FACE!" yelled Zelos, trying to cover his moneymaker "I'm too pretty to die!"
"WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?" yelled Sakura, raising her right hand, aiming for Zeloses head "WHO TOLD YOU THAT INFORMATION???"
"AAAA!" he yelled "ROCK LEE IS HERE!!!"
Sakura dropped him as soon as he said that.
"what?" she asked, shocked that her boyfriend was here, and he didn't say hi to her. "who did you say?"
"what are you, deaf?" asked Zelos "I said Rock Lee is here, you dumb broad!!"
Sakura kicked Zelos in the stomach and then ran off, Leaving Zelos to wallow in his own pain.
"oh, what was that for?" he asked
"what happened here?" asked Itachi
"Zelos got hosed" Said Hidan "what a limey pansy"
"glad I'm not as stupid as Zelos. Taking on mean Girl? That's just plain stupid" said Itachi, pulling out his gun "and anyways, time to clean ol' peacemaker"
"uh Itachi" said Hidan, slowly walking away "you might want to unload that thing while you clean it, or at least put it on safety"
"oh come on Hidan" said Itachi, waving his gun around "Guns don't accidentally go off like that"
BAM!!!
"AAAAAAAAAA!!!!" screamed a voice from outside the bar
"oh my god" yelled Sakon "you killed Jirobu!!!"
"you bastard!" yelled Ukon
"oh crap" said Itachi "Now I have to do more community service…"
Kimimaru and company
After spending the entire chapter running, Kimimarus group decided to take a break. Kimimaru climbed to the top of one of Konohas big ass trees, trying to get a look around in the area. On the forest floor, Maes and Mog were deeply involved in a conversation.
Kimimaru scanned the horizon, in the distance, he could make out Mt. Baku, his destination. Kimimaru wondered to himself, did Shino leave markers for him to follow him? Why would Sasuke kidnap Kiba? And what was the point of asking all these questions?
Kimimaru jumped down back to the forest floor. As he got lower, he heard Maes and Mogs conversation.
"you know, you make a pretty good point little budy" said Maes
"kupo kupo" responded Mog (translation, Damn Straight)
"what were you talking about?" asked Kimimaru
"hey boner" said Maes "we were talking about how Konoha will be destroyed"
"huh?" asked Kimi, expecting a lame subject
"I belive that Konoha will be destroyed from the outside, when Akatsuki attacks the village and the inferior Konoha shinobi get ahilated" said Maes
"uh huh, and what about him?" Asked Kimi, pointing to Mog
"he believes Konoha will be destroyed from within" said Maes
"how?"
"Mog said Konoha will be destroyed when Tsunade hits menopause and goes (censored)ing crazy from hormones"
"holy crap" said Kimimaru "your right! And that can happen any day now"
"kupo ku kupopo ku!" said Mog (translation, hell yeah, that's why I built me a sweet ass bomb shelter, its hormonal insane Kage proof!)
"well, we better get going" said Kimi, turning away "we need to hurry"
"yeah, well" said Maes, getting up "I still think this is a bigger pain in the ass then its worth"
"kupo ku kupopo kupo" (translation, don't worry, we'll all be dead soon)
"thanks for the uplifting thought" responded Maes
Special Segment, Where'd he get that?
With hosts Itachi and Kisame
Itachi "hello, fans of this sub-par fanfic, welcome to another special segment"
Kisame "AKA, filler crap"
Itachi "you know, mooglebaku has received a lot of questions from readers of this fanfic"
Kisame "yeah, and the follow terms came up a lot, Crackfic, Random, Randomness, super special awesome, Weird"
Itachi "lota adjectives there"
Kisame "yeah, well, we figured if we told you where the author came up with these, so we'd stop getting the term crackfic"
Itachi "is that like plumbers crack?"
NUMBER ONE. THE MANY 'RENT' REFERENCES
Itachi "uh, I can't read"
Kisame "then why the hell are you here?"
Itachi "cause I'm fanservicing my fangirls"
Kisame "lucky bastard…anyway, it was about RENT, and why it appears so much"
Itachi "oh, well, the Authors girlfriend forced him to watch that movie, and, well, its not the kind of movie he usually watches"
Kisame "yeah, hes more of the Indiana Jones, or Reno 911
Itachi "yeah, anyway, basically, he impleamented a lot of the stuff from that movie into the story, like how Gaara and Haku like it so much"
Kisame "I cant imagine why"
Itachi "yeah, and so, because this was originally a fanfic for his GF, he decided to put in the RENT thing as an inside joke"
Kisame "inside jokes suck, their not funny unless your inside the joke"
Itachi "did you eat mercury as a child or something?"
NUMBER TWO. THE FULLMETAL REFRENCES
Itachi "yeah, as the author has stated, hes a fan of fullmetal alchemist"
Kisame "I like the alchemist who takes his shirt off a lot"
Itachi "and that's why you don't have any fangirls"
Kisame "shut up or I'll put super glue on the toilet again"
Itachi "the last time you did that, I was stuck in the bathroom for nine hours"
Kisame "that was funny, and to you fans, The author guy, person, thingie, has one more crossover joining this crap fanfic, and as you can probably guess, this person is from Fullmetal Alchemist"
Itachi "it's a villain"
Kisame "if you give any more plot spoilers, the author is going to write you out of the story"
Itachi "I'm not scared of him, I'm only scared of two things, Evil clowns, and Garfield the cat"
Kisame "…"
Itachi "what?"
NUMBER THREE. KIMIMARU AND GOD
Itachi "back a couple chapters ago, Kimimaru was asked a simple question from Lee, misunderstood it, and turned it into a philosophical talk about god and existance"
Kisame "philosophy, for those who don't know, is a high school subject for people who don't have talent"
Itachi "this part was loosely based off of the beginning scene from Red vs Blue, when we first meet Grif and Simmons"
Kisame "all the things mentioned were actual philosophy thingies the author guy actually thinks about"
Itachi "no one cares about that"
Kisame "my mommy cares…"
Itachi "no, she doesn't, and stop lying"
NUMBER FOUR. KIBAS MANY PETS
Itachi "if you look back to the first chapter where Lee goes to the hospital, you'll notice that all of Kibas pets have specific names, it goes like this
Buddy the raccoon- named after a bulimic raccoon the author met (long story)
Garfield the Cat- AKA, Itachis worst enemy
Mog the Moogle- the loveable furry guy from Final fantasy, the creators favorite animal
Will the guinea pig- the name of the authors girlfriends pet guinea pig, the guinea pig wants to kill the author
Itachi "betcha didn't know that"
Kisame "betcha no one cared"
Itachi "yeah, that too, but whats the deal with the belemic raccoon?"
Kisame "heh, I wonder"
Authors note, if you want to know about the Bulimic raccoon, Email or AIM me
NUMBER FIVE. SHINOS ADVICE TO LEE
Itachi "this advice which every guy probably gets at least once in their life is the advice a respected friend once told Mooglebaku"
Kisame "its so obvious its almost sad"
Itachi "remember the advice we gave you when you started to date Deidra?"
Kisame "F--- you, I'm not gay, I keep telling you guys that"
Itachi "you can't hide whats inside"
Kisame "and I'm tired of Deidra slipping 'I heart you' letters into my room
NUMBER SIX. ITACHIS GUN
Itachi "what about my gun?"
Kisame "its freaking stupid to give a blind person a gun"
Itachi "So? its not like anything bad has happened since I got it"
Kisame "..."
Itachi "what?"
Kisame "anyway, the story behind the Gun is, Back a couple years ago, there was a show on CBS called 'blind justice' which was about a blind cop that solved crimes. As lame as this show sounds, you can ignore the funniness of a blind guy toting a gun at all times"
Itachi "whats so funny about it? People can fight blind with swords and no one questions that"
Kisame "Yeah, but they get years of training. You hear about this show and you want to be just like him"
Itachi "yeah. lets move onto the last one"
LAST ONE. WHERE DID WUV MUFFIN COME FROM
Itachi "oh crap"
Kisame "wuv muffin?"
Itachi "oh boy, I don't think were prepared to answer this one"
Kisame "yeah, do you have any idea though?"
Itachi "I think so, the term wuv muffin is what Mooglebaku calls his girlf…."
POP!
Kisame "hey? Where did Itachi go? Oh crap, I think The author wrote him out of the story…. I told him not to piss him off. Anyway, were out of time, so until next time, Believe it!"
Sorry about the long wait. I've had soooooooooo much crap in the past month to deal with. I had to write my junior research paper (I wrote about Korea) had to take the ACT, and March 3rd was my 17th birthday (I'm getting real old). I got lots of crazy crap, like a game for a system i dont own (Zelda for the Wii), some crappy shirts (I already own to much CUBS stuff), and my GF got me Guitar Hero II (Shes the sweetest).
Anyway, yeah, lots of stuff happened in this chapter, and since the next chapter is the big 40 (this story is getting old too), I'm putting in another Character profile block (that'll take up some space).
Oh, and too all the Gaara fangirls/boys, sorry about Gaara new 'look', I just had to try it.
And Until next time...
Tobi is a Good boy, Believe it!