Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B

Chapter Fourteen

"Deidara, are you seeing this?" Student Z asked.

"Seeing what?" Deidara replied.

"EXACTLY! Student B's not here!"

"Do you think she caught on to Student L8's plan?" Ino asked.

"Maybe..." Hinata replied.

"Hmm... that's a likely explanation," Student Y said. "Student B isn't stupid, no matter how much we wish she was. She can see through traps quite easily. In fact, that's how she got herself to the current level. But she has one fatal flaw: she is easily swayed by the exaggeration of the facts. She thinks we have an army of lawn mowers while in fact we only have a few."

"Not true!" Itachi replied jovially, waving around an empty wallet. "NOW we have an army of lawn mowers."

"Wait a minute..." Kakuzu said. "That wallet looks familiar..."

"Yeah! 'Cause it's YOURS!" Hidan taunted, and ended up jumping on one of the lawn mowers to try to outrun an enraged Kakuzu.

"..." was all anyone could say.

"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! BREAK IT UP!" Student Y finally had to yell, jumping into the melee with her taser.

"OWWWW!" Kakuzu yelled. "That hurt like hell!"
"That was uncalled for," Hidan added.

"Yeah, well, you're acting like two-year-olds on a sugar high fighting over the same Polly Pocket playset," Y explained, putting the taser away.

"I never played with Polly Pocket..." Kakuzu said mournfully.

"Well, sorry to hear that. But can we PLEASE get this show on the road? We have an evil dictator-type person to take down."

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"No attack. No attack. Maybe they chickened out!" Student 11.34 laughed.

"No- Student Y doesn't back down like that. She doesn't get scared that easily. In fact, I don't even know what she's scared of," Student B snapped. "So shut up. I'm sure this is another one of their sneaky tactics. If you hear an explosion, get down! It's that crazy art teacher, most likely. But I do have to agree: Not much is happening here..."

"Ready?" Student Y and Itachi asked the group.

"Ready!" Naruto yelled back.

"We're ready over here too-un!" Deidara added.

"All right. Let's go."

BOOM. The explosion rocked Student B's lair. (Yeah! It ROCKED¡)

"What was that?!" Student O yelped.

"They're here..." Student B said grimly. Her eyes were glinting with bloodlust. "Today will be the day I finally kill Students X, Y, and Z."

"No it won't," said a voice behind her. Student B jumped. Student X was standing right beside her. "I don't really want to die, and I'd prefer that you left Y and Z alone too," he said smoothly. "We're just here to get some things and go. Like your battle plans."

"Feh..." she replied. "I don't think you'll be able to do that. This whole school is UNDER MY CONTROL! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

"Student B-sama!" a student called. "We have that freaky red-eyed English teacher guy!"

"No!" Student Y gasped.

"That's not possible!" Naruto yelled.

"Look! Holy crap!" Tenten screamed.

"DAMMIT YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO KILL HIM!" Sasuke yelped.

Uchiha Itachi was now a captive of Student B.

"Oh HELL no!" he yelled. "This isn't happening! MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!" And his captor collapsed. He freed himself, smirking a bit. "Too easy."

"SEND IN THE LAWN MOWERS!" Student B shrieked.

"YOU HEARD THE WOMAN, SEND IN THE LAWN MOWERS!" Tobi yelled. "Deidara-sempai, I'm here for you! While the fighting is going on, come with me and I'll take your mind off these matters."

"Oh no ya don't," Student X shouted. "You're going to stay and fight like the rest of us!"

"Damn..." Tobi muttered. "What does it take for a guy to get a break around here?"

"I don't care if you want to try to hit on me later, but can we PLEASE focus on not getting ourselves killed here-un?" Deidara demanded. Tobi's eyes lit up.

"You mean you don't care if I hit on you LATER?" he asked. Deidara sweatdropped. He didn't mean that.

"Uh... never mind, I take that back," he said as the lawn mowers arrived. Everyone saddled up.

"GET FIGHTING!" Student Y yelled, pointing the taser forward.

"CHAAARGE!" Sakura screamed.

Meanwhile, Student L8 was watching the show munching on popcorn. "This is great!" she laughed.

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

Damn, I'm exhausted! Today seemed like it went on FOREVER, so I was really glad to come home and write this. Next chapter we'll see an actual lawn mower battle. Please look forward to it.

-GoesKaboom