Chapter 41
Saving private Zelos
At the northern border of Konoha, Asuma, Kankuro, Kurenai and Hayate were on guard duty at the northern checkpoint. As boring as their job was, Kankuro and Asuma were trying to find ways to remedy this. Hayate was too busy trying to stop the spread of Lepracy in his body.
"hey Kurenai" said Kankuro "whats your Zombie plan?"
"A zombie what?" asked Kurenai, slightly grossed out that she was talking to a man wearing makeup
"your plan for when the Zombies rise up against humanity"
"who in their right mind would waste their time on stupid ideas like that?"
"hey Asuma" said Kankuro "whats your Zombie plan?"
"My plan is to load up on Shotguns and Cigarettes" he said "its common knowledge that the natural enemy of a Zombie is a shotgun, didn't you watch that documentary on the animal planet about zombies?"
"good, good" said Kankuro "but what are the cigarettes for?"
"my nicotine addiction" said Asuma "if I do become a zombie, I don't wanna have to give up smoking just cause I'm dead"
NOTE: Mooglebaku does not enocourage the use tobacco products in anyway shape or form, to the living and the undead
"whats your plan Kankuro" asked Asuma, lighting up another cigarette
"I'm going to stock up on phoenix downs and holy waters" said Kankuro "you know, the final fantasy way of doing it"
"those items don't exist" said Kurenai "and I think I'm loosing brain cells just listening to you two"
"uh, could you help me?" asked Hayate, coughing up more blood "I think my kidney just burst, and I was saving that one for later"
"just crawl over to your corner and die" said Kankuro
"you got it" Hayate said, as he bodily dragged himself across the battlement. As he dragged himself, he looked north, over the battlement, over Konohas thick foliage. "hey guys, I think I see something…."
"next up" said Kankuro, ignoring Hayate "who would win in a fight, Akatsuki, or organization XIII?"
"a classic argument" said Asuma "I'd have to say Akatsuki, they've got Itachi, he has a pretty good track record for killing people with that gun"
"what? Its definetly Organization XIII, they outnumber them, and they have Roxas"
"uh guys?" said Hayate "I definetly see something, it looks like a large group of people chasing some of our nins"
"will you shut up?" yelled Kankuro "we're having a debate here"
"you guys need to get laid" said Kurenai
"oh come on" said Asuma "you should know perfectly well about me and layed….ness, right?" he said, elbowing her a bit "bow chica bow wow"
Kurenai grabbed Asumas lit cigarette from his mouth and shoved it up his nose. As Asuma rolled on the ground in pain, Hayate continued to describe what he saw.
"hey, its that guy with the bones, and the two other girls, and they're being followed by some other people, and theres a huge group of people running after them"
"I should just kill him" muttered Kankuro, looking at Hayate "and no one would even care"
Asuma pulled himself up from the ground and looked over the battlements. Upon finding out Hayate was right, he crapped his pants in fear.
"Holy ---- on a sandwhich!" he yelled "the sound is back! Run for your lives!" he said, running towards the Hokages office
Outside the east side of town
"how the heck are we supposed to get in?" asked Tobi, looking up the wall "the freakin gate is closed"
Tobi's group had reached the big wall that surrounded the village hidden in leaves. The group still consisted of Tobis group and Hidans group. Zelos had been sent to scout around for other entrances. Lee was carrying Naruto, and was trying to keep his distance from she-Gaara (he started having weird flashbacks of unpleasant memories).
"maybe its like the wizard of oz" said Haku "we are outside the emerald city, and the gate keeper won't let us in, and, OH!" said Haku, squealing fangirlishly "I get to be dorthy!"
"I wanna be the scarecrow!" said Obito "and Rin can be the preppy witch of west"
Rin proceeded to break a few of Obitos ribs.
"I get to be Toto!" said Itachi
"Seriously dude, Shut up" said Hidan "I've got an idea"
Hidan walked up to the side of the wall and put Itachi down, adjusting him so he was facing the wall.
"do that thing you do" said Hidan
"AMERATSU!" yelled Itachi, using super Eye laser beam thingie to burn a hole in the wall with black flames.
"wow!" said Rin, who ceased beating up Obito to watch it burn "that's hawt"
While Rin was distracted, Obito pinched her butt, which prompted Rin to break the remainder of Obitos ribs.
"well" said Lee "lets go see the fifth, and tell her we found Naruto!"
"nah" said Hidan "we'll get the ransom money faster if we send a few body parts first"
About 30 minutes later, in the Hokage office
"Let me get this straight" said Tsunade, in her office, addressing Shinos team (Shino, Kimi, Hinata, Tenten, and Maes) and Hidans Team (Hidan, Itachi, Lee, Gaara, unconscious Naruto). "your telling me that Sasuke has assembeled a army that is three times as large as the last invasion army, and that they are right outside our villages walls right now, getting ready to invade at any minute. And that somehow, Kiba and Choji are active leaders in this invasion, and are in cahoots with Sasuke and a transgender homunculi. AND, that some of our ninjas are AWOL, and this one" she said, pointing at Gaara "got a sex change"
"sex change?" said Lee, confused
"Pretty much, fifth" said Shino
"man, I hope I'm having a really bad trip" said Tsunade, slumping in her chair "I had one last night. I ate some funny pills I stole from the hospital and spent the rest of the night eating Akamarus dog biscuits"
Note: MoogleBaku does not encourage the taking of strange pills, or the eating of Dog food
"what are our orders?" asked Shino, ignoring that last bit.
"to surrender and die" said Tsunade, pulling out a bottle of gin"
"in that order?" asked Tenten
"don't worry" said Tsunade, drinking gin straight from the bottle "as long as our wall surrounding the village is there and solid, they don't have a chance of invading"
"uh oh" said Hidan and Itachi at the same time
Outside
Zelos was wandering around the North part of the wall, looking for a possible entrance. It was pretty annoying that he was the only one that was sent, but he didn't care, he would leave those bozos and do some chickie poo searching. Unfortunately for him, he didn't watch where he was bumbling, and walked right into the sound army.
"oh snap!" said Zelos, seconds before getting dogpiled by sound ninjas.
Zelos was knocked out, and when he came too, he was bound up in front of the leader of the sound ninjas, Sasuke, and quite oddly Kiba.
"what? Why does the enviormentalist bitch get to be the leader of a totally rocking army?" said Zelos, indignantly
"Oh, just how I like my young boys" said Kiba "all tied up in a bow."
"what did I tell you about that" said Kiba to himself "your going to get in trouble with our armies sexual harassment policies, remember that seminar we attended?"
"why can't you just shut up!" said Kiba to himself yet again
"okkkkkkay" said Zelos, weirded out by Kiba "so you" he said, looking at Sasuke "are you going to kill me or let me live? Cause I'm cool ethier way. I'll ethier chase girls in Konoha or chase angels in heaven, it doesn't matter"
"whats with this guy?" said a voice that made Zeloses spine shiver
Out of nowhere, one of the sound ninja body guards next to Sasuke started to transform into an entirely different person. The person turned into what looked like a Haku-ish person wearing black, with an ouroburos tattoo on its thigh. The thing went up to the bound Zelos and looked him over. A grin spread across the mystery persons face.
"whats with this guy?" asked Envy to Sasuke "hes different from the rest of you ninja freaks"
"that's because he IS different" said Sasuke, apathetic about Envy "hes got some strange magical power none of us possess. Something called TP"
"Hubba Hubba!" said Zelos, checking out Envy, and ignoring Sasuke "what sexy child bearing hips! I'm going to call you, transformer babe!"
"you know that I'm a man right?" said Envy
"dammit!" said Zelos "that's the second time this has happened! What the hell is it with anime and crossdressers?!?!"
Sasuke was silent, but then pulled out his sword, walked behind Zelos. Zelos was expecting Sasuke to off him and braced for impact. Surprisingly, Sasuke cut the ropes binding Zelos, setting him free.
"why'd you do that?" asked Envy, perplexed by Sasukes actions "Hes the enemy!"
"yesssssssss Ssssssassssuke" said Kiba "I liked him better all tied up. It made it kinky"
Note: MoogleBaku does not encourage the act of tying up pretty boys
"ewwwwwwww" said Kiba to himself "you need to go to therapy about that"
"what did I tell you about Talking!" yelled Kiba to himself, again
Zelos decided to ignore Kibas monalouge and ask Sasuke about his actions.
"hey, you with the creepy intentions" he said "why'd you free me?"
"because…" said Sasuke, looking at him in the eyes "your just like me"
"I'm the whipping boy of a perverted old pedopile?"
"No" said Sasuke "nothing that trivial. Were both the same, we suffer the same fate. The same pain…."
"whats that supposed to mean" said Zelos, growing a bit afraid
"you must face the truth Zelos!" said Sasuke angrily "you are like us, you are, EMO!"
"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Zelos "That's not true! That's impossible!"
"search your feelings!" said Sasuke "you know it to be true!"
"NOOOOO!!!!" Said Zelos "I'm too pretty to be emo!"
"god" thought Envy to himself "whats with the star wars crap"
"can I eat him?" asked Choji
"once again, stop talking"
Nearby
Nearby in some trees, two figures were watching the events unfolding. While one of them diligently watched, taking notes on the situation, the other complained like a whiney Ten year old.
"Sakuraaaaaaaaaaa" moaned Neji "lets get outta here, were in deep crap if that sound army sees us"
"shut up Neji!" said Sakura angrily
That's right, Sakura and Neji were headed to the village hidden in leaves. After Rock Lee, and Gaara disappeared, Sakura had feared the worst, and decided to head back where Hidan said he was going. She brought Neji with because she knew she needed his super new jutsu in case she ran into trouble. She didn't bring Shikamaru because he mysteriously disappeared, only leaving a note behind that said 'going to Vegas, be back when Temari is dead'.
"hey, wait a second" said Neji, looking ahead "I can see Zelos"
"really" asked Sakura
"yeah" Neji started to grin "I can finally extract my revenge for my humiliating defeat I suffered at his hands! The Jutsu I designed was especially made to combat that pretty boy! Hehe"
"your not talking about that Yaoi jutsu, are you?" asked Sakura
"hehe, you know it" said Neji "after I perform that technique, he'll never be pure again"
Sakura sighed, she doubted there was a time in Zeloses life that he ever was pure.
Suddenly, the horde of sound ninjas started to move towards the village hidden in leaves.
"oh f---berries" said Neji "they're going to destroy the whole town. Well, it was fun while it lasted. I hope he doesn't kill my cousin, I still need to post some nudie pics of her on the internet"
"I swear, if you mention one more time about your unnatural cousin lovin', I'm going to beat you to death with your own skull"
"oh come on" said Neji confidently "that doesn't seem physically possible"
Back in the village
The Sound Ninjas had already begun the invasion. Thanks to Itachi and Hidan ripping a hole in the hard shell that is the wall that protects the village hidden in leaves, the raiding nins were free to attack the nugety center. Explosions and skimishes were flaring up all over Konoha, and the ninjas of the leaf village were being pushed back by the superior sound ninjas.
Pinned down outside the Hokages office was Kimi, Lee, Itachi, and Hidan, all taking defensive positions below a half wall. They were pinned down by a few platoons of Sound ninjas, throwomg explosives at them. Kimi was panicing, Lee was panicing, Hidan hated everyone he was with, and Itachi thought they were watching a movie.
"Were friggin Screwed man!" said Kimimaru, panicing like a schoolgirl "were going to die out here! And I never got to do my big dance number on broadway…."
Right as they said that, a kunai with an explosive tag flew over them and detonated, causing everyone but Itachi to duck and cover.
"I think theres someone at the door" said Itachi, shifting his head "I think I'll go answer it"
"No!" Said Lee, stopping him "If you get up, they'll have a clear shot at your head! You'll be killed!"
"but I need to answer the door…."
"wait" said Hidan "The green guy is right, you might get…..wait" said Hidan, having a change of heart "your right Itachi, go answer the door"
Itachi got up and started to walk to where he thought the door was, but ended up falling down a staircase.
"when did that get there?" asked Lee
"why didn't they pincushion him?" asked Kimimaru "he was right in their field of fire, and he was walking!"
"who knows?" said Hidan "maybe they think were dead already, or their out of ammo, let me check"
Hidan got up and looked over the half wall to check for sound Ninjas. As soon as he did, a Kunai with an explosive tag hit him right between the eyes.
"oh son of a bitc…"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan was instantly blown into confetti. Lee and Kimimaru were shocked that something so violent happened in a T rated fanfic.
"oh my god!" yelled Kimi "they Killed Hidan!"
"you bastards!" yelled Lee, getting up and giving the enemy the finger
As soon as he did that, he got back down, and Kunais aimed for him passed over his head.
"well, what do we do now?" asked Lee
"I dunno" said Kimi "I suppose if this was a war movie or something, it would be the part where the two guys are about to die, and they tell each their entire life stories. Then they go on about their hopes and dreams and loved ones, then they say that they love each other and that they will go down together."
"are you coming on to me?" asked Lee "cause I've got enough girl problems right now, I'm having some problems with my Cherry blossom. Everytime I look at her, I think of Gaara for some reason. And for some reason, I keep seeing this pink haired girl every time I close my eyes, I have no idea why"
"weird, heads up!" said Kimi
Another volley of explosive kunais flew overhead, exploding nearby, and spraying the nins with rubble.
"but" said Lee "if were in a war movie, It'd have to be Kellys Heroes. that movie kicked ass"
"is that the movie with the crackers?"
"No, Kelly's heroes is the WWII movie with the tank that fires paintballs"
"oh, whats the movie one where the guy eats crackers?" asked Kimi
"that's 'midway'"
"Oh, heads up again!" said Kimi
Another couple of explosice kunais flew over the nins, causing another explosion and spraying the nins with more rubble.
"oh man!" said Lee "were screwed!"
"you know what I could really go for right now?" said Kimi "some crackers"
Note: MoogleBaku does not encourage the act of eating crackers in battle, unless your in a WWII movie
"stop that!" yelled Kimi "that's really annoying!"
Note: MoogleBaku says, "Make me"
"awww dammit" said Kimi
On the other side of town
Meanwhile, while Rock Lee and Kimi were preparing to die, Haku, Hinata, and Tobi had been captured by the enemy. The three of them had been tied up together to a tree, and were under guard by two sound ninjas.
"SON OF A BITCH!" yelled Tobi "I get back home, finally getting some Ramen, then some sonofabitch hits me in the back of the head, and I wake up tied to you!" he said Looking at Haku
"oh come on" said Haku "its not that bad, I've read Yaoi's where this sorta thing happens, and they always end super special awesome!"
"what happens in them?"
"well, first the guards get in front of us and unzip their pants, and…"
"hey" said Hinata "I think I saw that one with Tenten"
"you did?" said Haku "oh, another Yaoi fangirl! Oh joy!"
Haku and Hinata proceeded to talk about yaoi, which caused Tobi to start to beat his head against the trunk of the tree.
"For (thud) the (thud) Love (thud) of (thud) God! SHUT UP!" He said, while trying to beat himself into a coma
Haku and Hinata ignored him and started to talk about a movie that had something to do with an indecent action involving corn. Tobi started to whine like a stuck pig.
"hey Screw!" he yelled at one of the guards "can't you mercy kill me or something?"
"no can do" said One of the sound nins "we have strict rules in this army about capital punishment of prisoners"
"Crap!" yelled Tobi, continueing to bash his head against the tree.
At the Leaf Battle HQ
During the last great ninja war (the war from Kakashi Gaiden), Konoha had built an advanced fortress in the middle of the village hidden in leaves as a last defense in case of an invading army. There, the nins of Konoha could fall back and prepare for counter attack, while the brilliant minds of Konoha could think of countstrike strategies. However, the brilliant minds of Konoha these days numbered somewhat less than the orginal thousands from the last great war. To be precise, there were only six people there. Tsunade (to drunk to be understood), Jiraya (to horny to be understood), Hayate (to dead to be understood), Kakashi (to deluded to be understood), Zetsu (to deaf to understand anything) and Genma (not important enough to be understood). The Meeting room was deep underground, with a gigantic round table in the center, and the large rooms walls were covered with maps of the ninja world, for plotting invasions and strategies. So far, the meeting had surprisingly made no progress.
"I think we should get hammered before they kill us" said Tsunade, drunkenly
"I think we should stop Shinra before they suck the mako from the planet!" said Kakashi, pulling out his buster sword "where's Barret? We need to get rolling!"
"you need a ferret to start molling?" asked Zetsu "are we looking for rodents now?"
"I'd be amazed if we actually accomplish something down here" said Genma "what do you think corpsey?" he said, looking at Hayate
"Can someone re-attach my spine?" asked the dying man "its trying to escape again"
"there ain't no getting offa this train we on!" said Kakashi, swinging his sword around dangerously
"Stop Kakashi!" yelled Jiraya "be careful with that"
Kakashi turned around and corrected him
"my names not Kakashi, its Cloud Strife! And don't worry, I'm SOLDIER first class, I know how to use a sword…"
Upon saying that, Kakashi's grip on the sword slipped, and it flew from his hands, right into Hayates back
"AAAAAAA!!!" he yelled "wait" he said, looking down "you popped my spine back in, thanks! That's the first time anyone ever helped me when I was in troub…"
As soon as Hayate said that, he was struck with Colon Cancer, a stroke, and Guacoma.
Note: MoogleBaku does not encourage using swords to pop people's spines back in
Outside the Kages office
Sasuke and his generals were outside the office of the Kage. They had already taken over 80 percent of Konoha, and were stomping out resistance wherever he found it.
"have you found our objective?" said Sasuke, to one of the Sound ninja Jounins
"no, we haven't Sasuke-Sama" said the ninja "please forgive our slowness"
"no excuses!" yelled Sasuke, pulling out his wicked ass sword "this is an example for all who are slow to obey me!"
Sasuke promptly turned the unfortunate ninja to shreds with his freakin cool sword
"DUDE!" yelled Zelos, next to Sasuke "was that necessary to kill one of your comrades like that?"
"he is of little consequence" said Sasuke, putting his sword away "he wasn't even a minor character, besides being a random Sound Jounin"
"Brutal" said Zelos "anyway, you invaded all of Konoha just to kill your insane older brother? Seems a little too much"
"You should know the pain I've been through" said Sasuke "after all, you had to watch your own…."
"hey shut up!" said Zelos, cutting him off "Don't say my back-story, if you do, it'll totally ruin my game"
Zelos Spolierz!
"your mother was murdered right in front of you, in an attack that was ment for you. and as she was dying, she told you that you should never had been born, your 100 percent emo, no matter what you do. Your just like me"
"AAAAAAAAA!!!! SPOILIERS!" said Zelos, falling to the ground and twitching "its people like you that spoil the upcoming Harry Potter books!"
"oh yeah, about that…" said Sasuke "in the next book, Harry Potter Teams up with Tom Cruise and Mike Myers to stop Voldemort"
"NOOOOO!" screamed Zelos, clutching his ears "I haven't been in this much pain since we encounted that she-beast in the woods!"
Closeby, watching
There have been WAY too many cut aways in this chapter
Anyway, Kimimaru had been captured by the enemy, but Rock Lee escaped using his super squirrelly jutsu attack. He was watching Sasuke from the balcony of a nearby building, and listened to his whole conversation. He could only guess the reason why Sasuke would arrange an invasion army this massive in size, and why he would invade and horribly destroy his own homeland.
Lee leaned back and thought about it for a bit. It didn't seem right, if all Sasuke wanted to do was kill Itachi, why assemble an army this big to do so, when he could've done it while he was in Konoha earlier? Lee pondered, it was either an incredibly complex motive he didn't understand, or a incredibly big plot hole the author didn't feel like solving. His train of thought was interrupted by the arrival of two figures.
"whats up Lee?" said Neji, landing in front of him "is Hinata around? I wanna get some pictures while I still can"
Lee was shocked to see Neji again, but when he looked at Neji's pink haired cohort, he suddenly remembered who she was.
"Sakura!" he said, giving her a hug "oh thank god its you"
"wait!" said Sakura, stopping Lee before he hugged her "theres something we need to talk about. Neji" she said, looking at him "take a hike"
"you got it!" said Neji, disappearing, leaving Sakura and Lee alone
"Lee" said Sakura "I know that we haven't been able to spend much time togather as a couple, and because of that, you became interested in other people, and, well, I'm just sorry I wasn't always there for you…"
"uh, what?" asked Lee
"you broke up with me" said Sakura "Zelos said you broke up with me cause you like Gaara"
Upon hearing Gaara, Rock Lee felt something funny happen in his head. Suddenly, Lee remembered everything about what happened between him and Gaara, and that fateful night.
"He said you broke up with me and made love to Gaara" said Sakura "is that true?"
"well…" said Lee "I think I better tell you what really happened"
Back a couple Chapters ago
There's something about Gaara
As Gaara was thinking about Zeloses distraction downstairs, she climbed on top of Lee in bed to kiss him. Unfortunately for her, she didn't get a good balance when she climbed on top of him and slipped, and hit her head against the dresser. Gaara fell to the floor, unconscious.
Now, Lee was in a tough situation. He was locked in a hotel room, with an incredibly hot, naked girl, UNCONSCIOUS, lying on the ground. Dirty thoughts ran through Lees mind. He started to wonder what he should do, and what his friends would say in this sorta situation.
Shino-"Don't do anything! There is no honor in taking advantage of an unconscious girl, no matter what the situation. What kind of sick pervert would even think about doing something to a vulnerable girl like that?"
Zelos-"DO IT!"
Neji- "DO IT! and when your done, invite me upstairs so I can have a go too"
Jiraya-"DO IT! and get me some pictures…"
Tenten-"DO IT! and invite me over so I can take pictures…:
Sasuke-"I'm going to destroy the village of hidden leaves to distract my revenge upon my brother! HAHAHA! Wait, what did this have to do with date rape?"
Naruto-"Yo estoy Don Quijote! Yo voy a pelear Gigantes con un espada de Fuerte!"
Gai Sensei-"Don't give up on yourself Lee! Otherwise all of your hard work will have been wasted!"
Hmmm, thought Lee, Gai-sensei seriously needs to have more than one phrase. Lee shook those thoughts out from his head, and looked at She-Gaara hot body, got up, and walked towards her.
Teh Present
"what happened Next?" asked Sakura
"I picked up Gaara, tucked her into bed, and went to sleep on the rooms couch" Said Lee "Taking advantage of an unconscious girl just isn't right"
"wow" said Sakura "your incredible lameness proves you're a better person then most of the people I know"
"Its just not right" said Lee, blushing
Sakura giggled. She knew for sure now that Lee was a straight arrow all right. She figured that falling in love with Gaara must've been one of the side effects of the spell Zelos used. She made a mental note to kill Zelos for lying to her, but she could worry about that later, she was too happy because she got her boyfriend back.
"oh Lee" she said hugging him
As Sakura flung her arms around him, Lee blushed, and then did that goofy smile of his. Gai sensei was right, all his hard work was finally paying off. Lee wrapped his arms around her, completing the embrace. It was a beautiful scene, but the two quickly snapped back to reality.
"get a room" said Shino, as he hopped over next to the couple
"AAA! Shino!" said Sakura, angry and flustered that another perfectly good moment was ruined.
"Ralley-ho!" said Tenten, landing next to Shino
"where'd you two come from?" asked Lee, a little upset that he missed the opportunity to go to first base.
"I led them here" Neji appeared behind Lee and Sakura. "I figured the nudie pics can wait until after we get rid of those pesky sound ninjas"
"yes" said Shino "I've already have a battle plan in mind"
"what is it?" asked Lee
As Shino was about to answer, they heard some yelling coming from the clearing near the office.
They looked over and saw Sasuke, standing in the open, next to Choji, Envy, Kiba, and to everyone's surprise, Zelos. They were all staring at Kakashi, who was waving around a ridiculously oversized sword and shouting at Sasuke.
"you Shinra Bastards!" yelled Kakashi "I will strike you down with Omnislash! Prepare to be burninated!"
"uh, isn't that your teacher guy?" asked Envy "you were taught by a waterhead dumbass?"
Sasuke covered his face with his hand and sighed. his ninja teacher, a supposedly famous and powerful super nin, had seriously lost his marbles.
"Kakashi…" said Sasuke, putting down his hand and looking him straight in the eye. "I really don't want to have to hurt you, but I will if you don't back away now…"
"nice bluff!" yelled Kakashi, swinging his sword "but I'll stop you! I have the power of Justice on my side!" and with that, Kakashi charged towards Sasuke
"I don't believe it" said Shino "he's actually going to try it"
"he's doomed" said Lee
"I AM THAT IS!!!" yelled Kakashi, swinging down his sword, trying to cleave Sasuke.
Within a flash, it was over. There was a blur of movement from Sasuke, and Kakashi went down like a sack of rocks.
"no…." said Kakashi as he fell "tell Tifa that I loved her.."
"peh" said Sasuke, walking away "pathetic"
"soooo weird" said Envy "anyway, where's this jackass brother of yours? I wanna crack some skulls"
Sasuke and his guard moved away from the ninjas on the balcony, leaving them awestruck with what just happened.
"Did you see that?" asked Sakura "Sasuke Leveled Kakashi like he was nothing! Isn't he supposed to be strong?"
"Sasuke looked SOOOOO hawt!" said Tenten "maybe I should help him revive his clan, someone who's the last of their clan is SUCH a turn on"
"does anyone else wonder why Zelos was with them?" asked Lee "isn't he on our side?"
"so is Choji supposedly" said Neji "my theory is, Choji became evil because he saw profit in eating everything he could, or he decided that he was tired of being a minor character, and wanted to join one of the villains, either way works"
"well, were going to need to take him down either way" said Shino "were going to have to spilt up, Sakura, you can fight Zelos, you seem to scare the (censored) out of him anyway"
"no arguments there" said Sakura
"Tenten, you can fight that gender confused person"
"you got it!" she said "can I use my ninja skills I learned from watching 'la blue girl?'"
"whatever floats your boat" said Shino "Lee, you'll come with me to fight off the hoard of Ninjas, and Neji, you can take on Sasuke"
"why do I have to fight that lunatic?" asked Neji "why I can't I go with you and Lee and fight a bunch of nobodies?"
"because were going to take on a horde of Ninjas that numbers at least two thousand"
"oh, well, good luck doing that"
Special Segment "why no one likes me"
With today's Host, Ino
Ino "hi everyone, I'm Ino, and I'm part of the Naruto universe, and a character in MoogleBakus crappy fanfic. I'm here today to talk about why no one likes me, the reason no one likes me is….
Note: MoogleBaku is saving that explanation for a different chapter
Ino "oh dammit
Note: MoogleBaku says 'girls don't swear'
Ino "yes we do!"
Note: MoogleBaku says 'liar' and 'hurry up, you should be grateful I gave you any time at all'
Ino "whatever, well, until next time, keep reading and Believe it!"
Hello readers, sorry about the pretty big delay for this chapter, i'm at that part of my junior year of high school where students start having mental breakdowns (I'm on my third one, Hooray!). In other news, I also finally got my wii, and I can honestly say, Its become like a brother to me.
Also, I recently discovered this incredible internet site people call 'youtube', and have actually posted some of my creations on it. I currently have three up there, one is a AMV about Neji (Neji always hardcore), a Funny video that takes scenes from Naruto and dubs them over (Naruto fun with Audio), and a crappy video I made for my chem class about powerplants by using Halo 2 (Educational film about Powerplants). My Name on Youtube is TheMoogleGuy (not very creative, so sue me), and the link to my channel is my homepage on my writer bio thingie. Please watch my videos, i'm pretty desperate for some ratings. Oh, and if you know any cool youtube videos, please tell me.
And Until next time, I love puppies! kupo