Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B
Chapter Fifteen
"GOOOOO!" Both Itachi and Student B screamed at the top of their lungs. Both sides rushed forward on their lawn mowers. And it must be said: they were pretty evenly matched.
"AOOWWW!" one foolish Student B minion yelped after being run over AND tasered at the same time by Student Y.
"HA HA!" she laughed maniacally, waving her taser around and zapping left and right.
"Ya know... I hate to say this... but she looks like she's actually enjoying herself!" Itachi noted as Y laughed like a hyena and zapped, kicked, punched, bit, and threw things. "That's kind of scary," he said as Y got whacked over the head with textbook and just asked,
"Is that all you got, loser? My grandma fights better than you do!" Then she tasered the hapless attacker and went merrily on her way, laughing all the while.
"No... I take that back. That's REALLY scary..." Itachi said. "She looks like she's having the time of her life!"
"Look who's talking," Sasuke remarked, Chidori-ing someone coming at him at mach speed on a lawn mower.
"YOUCH!" the person shrieked.
"Hehehehehehe... this is LOADS of fun!" Kisame cheered, swinging the Samehada recklessly around.
"WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THAT THING, YA MORON!" Ino yelled. "Sheesh!"
Kakuzu was very entertained. He'd already gotten about four new hearts. Hidan knew his god would be very pleased with today's sacrifices.
The other new recruits proved invaluable. Students Q, K, M, and 009 proved to be very good at driving lawn mowers.
"How much longer do we need to hold them off?" Sakura asked.
"Until Y can kill Student B-un," Deidara explained. Suddenly, an explosive scream burst from the other corner. "Stay here!" Charging forward, Deidara realized that Student Z was being attacked, four on one. "GET OUTTA MY WAY!" he yelled, sending bad guys flying right and left. "Are you OK?" he asked Student Z helping her up. Z responded by hugging him.
"Thank you, Deidara," she breathed.
"That's nice, but we're in the middle of a battle here and we might die-un," he said. But he hugged her anyway. "Now let's go!" And they split up.
Student B, however was not an idiot. She got her ass out of the way. With all the crazy lawn mower action going on, she evacuated herself to a secure location.
"DAMMIT!" Student Y screamed. "Where did that bitch go?" She rammed her lawn mower through a group of minions on lawn mowers, much to everyone's dismay. The sound was so horrendous that Gaara left the fight to go take some Advil.
"Damn that was loud!" he yelled. The scraping metal sounds gave him a headache.
However, Student Y did team up with Itachi, Naruto, and Tenten to create a force to be reckoned with. Together they took out Student O. Honestly, who could make it when they're being attacked with the Mangekyou Sharingan, a taser, random weapons, and the Rasengan? All on a lawn mower.
"Is it over?" Tobi finally asked.
"Not yet..." Student X replied grimly. "There's still the matter of Student 11.34."
"And Student B!" Y added, wiping a thin line of blood from the corner of her mouth.
"We're not getting her today, Y," Itachi said. Y growled.
"Dammit!"
"I'll take care of that guy..." Student Z said.
To Be Continued!