Chapter 42
The war to end war
About seconds after the last chapter ended, Sasuke and his posse of evildoers were called over by a generic henchmen about the captured hostile forces.
"well" said Generic Henchman A "earlier, we captured these three in a bunch" he said, pointing to Tobi, Haku, and Hinata, still tied together. "these two girls were talking about Yaoi the entire time" he said, pointing at Hinata and Haku "and this one…" he said, Pointing at Tobi "was trying to kill himself, he's probably one of them super high officers that are trained to commit seppuku if their captured"
"Please kill me!" said Tobi frantically, rocking back and forth while tied up "They just won't stop talking!"
"hmmm" said Sasuke "your part of Akatsuki, so tell me…." He said, leaning right up to Tobis face "where is my older brother? If you try to hide his location from me, I'll have you killed, slowly…"
"how the (censored) should I know?" said Tobi "I hate that prick! I hate Hidan! And Kisame! And Deidra! And Sasori! I Hate all of those bastards!"
"Where is he?" yelled Sasuke, grabbing Tobi by the collar
"I don't know, he went with Shino and that Green guy to the office of the Kage! But could you do me a favor?" asked Tobi "if you kill him, can you let me have the ring he has?"
"why" asked Sasuke "is it one of those middle earth rings that are all the rage these days?"
"no, its just that I wanna go around punching people in the face with it like Rick James"
Somehow, what Tobi just said was strangely familiar to him, like something like that had happened to him before. He took a second to ponder what it was. Then, not remembering what it was, shrugged it off. Sasuke walked over to the next P.O.W that envy was interrogating.
"Yo estoy Don Quijote!" said Naruto "Donde esta Roncinate y mi armor? Yo nessecita pelear gigantes!"
"for the love of god" said Envy "you stupid bastard, Your Not Don Quixote! And your saying it wrong, it has a bloody X, NOT a J…."
"Mi llamo es Don Quijote de la mancha! Y yo voy a pelear los companeros de malo! Creerlo!" said Naruto, completely oblivious to Envy
"at least hes got one thing down" said Sasuke, walking up to envy "hes about as crazy as the real Don Quixote"
"hola Sancho!" said Naruto, looking at Sasuke "donde esta su asno? Necesitamos pelear gigantes para mi dulciena!"
"get anything outta him?" asked Sasuke to envy "you know, useful stuff?"
"just the Spanish Don Quixote crap, and a bunch of crock pot recipes." Said Envy, standing up
There was an uncomfortable silence as Envy and Sasuke stared at each other. Eventually, Sasuke sighed and covered his face with his hand.
"we don't have a crock pot"
"dammit" said Envy "why do we have about six million ninjas, Armageddon weapons, more biological enhancements than we can count, but not a single bloody crockpot?"
"bring it up at the next staff meeting" said Sasuke "were having one tomorrow night, Kiba suggested we hold it to toughen our armies sexual harassment policies…"
Right as Sasuke said that, a Kunai landed right between Sasuke and Envy, causing Envy to jump back and find cover, and Sasuke to pull out his sword. Sasuke checked to see if the card had an explosive tag on it, but all it had attached to it was a risqué playing card that had a picture of Tenten in a compromising position (use your imagination).
"Hey Bitch!" yelled Neji, somewhere in hiding "next ones going into your head!"
"you think you can hit him from here?" asked Tenten
"probably not" whispered Neji "I kinda threw that one by chance…"
"whats your plan to fight Sasuke?" asked Tenten
"I'm going to use my 8 trigrams, 64 palms against him. And if that fails, I'm going to soil myself, regroup, and think of a new plan. What are you going to do about that crossdresser?"
"oh, I'm going to use my sex kunocihi skills from 'la blue girl' said Tenten cheerfully "its going to get messy"
"I gotta video tape that" thought Neji "I could make millions"
"hey" said Tenten "wheres Sasuke?"
"hmm?"
Neji looked down and noticed Sasuke was gone. "oh crap" thought Neji to himself as he looked around, trying to find where the lunatic went.
"where'd he go?" asked Neji
"peek-a-boo" said Something behind Neji
Neji turned around, and as soon as he did, Sasuke was behind him with a fully charged Chidori, and Impaled Neji right in the chest. The Lighting blade tore through Neji and knocked him off the building, leaving Tenten by herself to fight the insane ninja.
"uhh, yeah" she said "I'm too pretty to die!" and with that, Tenten used a flash flicker and vanished, leaving Sasuke to finish off Neji.
Other side of town
On the other side of Konoha, Shino and Rock Lee were observing the encampment of sound ninjas. From what Shino could gather, the prisoners were being held on the south side of town, and the sound ninjas had turned the academy into a makeshift barracks. It was good for them, because that ment Shino and Lee wouldn't have to hunt them down, but the fact that they had to face thousands of enemies at once far outweighed that.
"we don't stand a popsicles chance in hell" said Lee, looking at the armies "Permission to walk away from this hopeless situation?"
"Permission denied" said Shino "they may have numbers, and more strength, and experience, and be better rested and equipped, and probably much more morale, and every possible terrain advantage imaginable, but…." Shino said, smiling a bit "we have two things on our side, which we can use to our advantage, and make this an infallible plan…"
"what?" said Lee "is it our spirt and determination?"
"oh hell no, save that for American Cartoons…" said Shino "the two things we have going for us is the fact that were main characters and we have the inverse ninja theory to aid us…"
Rock Lee was confused by this. Sensing this, Shino sighed and explained it too him.
"were main characters in this story" said Shino "therefore, we can't die"
"you mean like, were in a story right now?" asked Lee, looking around "like, in a fanfic or something?"
"what are you, stupid?" asked Shino "were making the story right now, you know, like what Aurons always talking about"
"oh" said Lee, feeling disappointed "I thought maybe we were in a story, so my fangirls could hear my tales of bravery…"
"whatever"
"what about that inverse thing though?"
"oh that" said Shino "Basically, the inverse ninja law states that the more people you versus, the weaker they are (If you don't believe me, look up the inverse ninja theory on wikipedia. go on, I know you want to…). Thanks to that, we should be able to saw through that army like their made out of butter."
"what kind of butter"
"the soft kind"
"gotcha" said Lee "should I use my ultra super special inner gates move?"
"go ahead"
"okay…" said Rock Lee, focusing his Chakra "Third gate Seimon, release!"
As soon as Rock Lee released the inner gate, there was an explosion of Chakra, and the ground around Lee was getting destroyed by the mere presence of it. Lees hair stood on end, his eyes bulged, his veins were swelling, and he had a really bad case of the runs.
"wow" said Shino, awed by Lee's transformation "so that's what steroids do to people"
"I……" said Lee, his voice sounding horribly distorted by the release of Chakra "AM…………IN………….THE………..SPRINGTIME…………OF………..YOUTH!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, in a flash, Lee was gone.
Shino Looked around, was Lee doing his magic?
387 Nanoseconds Later
Lee had indeed been doing his magic. In the 387 Nanoseconds that he had disappeared, he had already defeated 192 sound ninjas by beating them to death, killed 11 enemy officers, destroyed 7 enemy defensive positions, seen the lord of the rings trilogy twice, read every book in the 'Redwall' series, beaten final fantasy VII three times, made twelve AMV's, ordered thirteen pizzas, and watched all of 'themoogleguy's videos on youtube over fifty times. Naturally, its not humanly possible to exactly measure how fast Lee was moving, but to sum it up, pretty damn fast.
Even moving at this super Human speed, Shino was able to guess that Rock Lee had wasted lots of energy doing trivial things instead of actually accomplishing their mission. As usual, Shino Guessed right. Lee reappeared on a tree branch near Shino, looking incredibly tired, and for some reason, wearing a Mickey mouse cap and drinking a icee.
"how was your trip?" asked Shino, a little annoyed
"super" said Lee between gasps "by the way, the queen of England says hi"
"Great…." Said Shino. Lee pissed Shino off, he knew that he had to finish off the rest of the horde, and started to charge up his trump card. Shino focused all his energy into his palm and started to form Chidori-Rasengan, causing a 50 mph wind to blow, bark to strip off the trees, and Lees Mickey mouse hat to blow away.
"try not to blink…" Said Shino as he lunged at the enemy encampment.
At the other side of town
Itachi had just pulled himself out from the staircase he fell down, and was sitting down trying to get it together. When he fell down, he got knocked out for a bit, and everything went black. Unbeknownst to him, when he was down there, he was out of the field of vision at the top of the stairs, which effectively hid him from the marauding sound ninja patrols, searching for him. When Itachi came to, he realized what he heard earlier was NOT actually a doorbell, and realized he was in the middle of a war zone. Itachi felt his way to the top of the stairs, and once up there, sat down to contemplate his next action. Suddenly, something disrupted his train of thought.
"HEY DUMBASS!" Yelled a voice
Itachi started to move his head, he recognized that angry voice from somewhere…
"Hidan, is that you?" asked Itachi, crawling around
"yes dumbass!" the voice yelled "come over here and pick me up!!!"
Itachi was confused by this. What exactly did 'pick me up' mean? With that thought in mind, Itachi crawled over to the area he thought he heard the voice. While fumbling around, Itachi found the newly detached head of his comrade, Hidan. Itachi picked up the head by its hair and grinned.
"hey Hidan" said Itachi "have you loss weight?"
"LET GO OF MY HAIR!" said Hidan "I'M A GOD DAMN SEVERED HEAD!!!!"
"ewwww!"
Itachi dropped the head, and Hidans head fell onto a pile of dirt. Grumbling, Hidan explained the situation.
"after you went to answer the damn door, I got hit with a kunai loaded with explosives, and my body got blown up, and now I'm just a friggen head, got that you moron?"
"that's not very nice" said Itachi, picking up Hidans head "I could just leave you in the trashcan"
"good luck finding one blindy"
"find, then I'll use your head as a soccer ball…"
"no wait!" yelled Hidan "NOT AGAIN!"
And thus, the blind man spent the rest of the day playing soccer using his friends head as a ball.
The hunt for red October….er….Zelos
Sakura had been searching all over Konoha for Zelos, and was currently having no luck. She had searched all of the pervy angels hiding spots, the ramen bar, the schoolyard, the nudie bar, the topless dancing bar, the bottomless waitress café, the porn shops, the XXX stores, the hentai store, the local KFC, and the angel food store. Sakura was at the end of her rope, She thought to herself, Zelos was the perviest guy she knew (sans Neji), and any other guy after an extended leave of absence would have to be looking around for girls, and Zelos was just like any other guy.
Sakura was hopping from building to building, looking around, and trying to find out where the mysterious perv angel could be, suddenly, she heard someone yelling something horribly clichéd….
"AAAAAAAAAA!!!! DADDY! WHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEE?"
Sakura heard the voice coming from the hospital roof, northwest of her. She figured by the whiny tone of the voice, It had to be Kiba, so she decided to go check it out. When she got near the hospital, to her surprise, it wasn't Kiba at all. It was Zelos. Zelos, was on top of the hospital, crying like crazy. At first Sakura thought Zelos was putting on an act to lower the guard of one of konohas nurses, but then she looked around and realized that Zelos was doing this by himself, not wanting anyone to see him. This perplexed Sakura, realizing that maybe Zelos was not the shallow person he always depicted himself as, and maybe, she thought, Zelos might actually be a deep, well minded person. She thought about that for a second and dismissed it. She figured it would be more fun to pummel Zelos than to help him sort through emotional trauma.
Saturday night, Amestis fight
Envy and Maes Hugues were embroiled in a fight to the death, to say the least. Maes, and his extensive knowledge of militaries and how they functioned, knew one technique for avoiding being seen or captured. This secret army technique was the art of hiding under a park bench until things cooled down. Maes hid under the bench until the sound ninjas settled down their attack. When things calmed down, Maes crawled out of it, hoping to find the other konoha nins to prepare for a counter strike, he was unfortunately spotted by his mortal enemy Envy, and thus the two began to fight to the death.
Envy had transformed both of his arms into scythes, and was trying to slice Maes to ribbons. Envy leaped high in the air, and came down with a crashing force that broke the ground. Maes got out of the way in time and threw a knife at Envy, hitting him directly between the eyes.
"Arggggghhhh!" screamed Envy as he fell to the ground, and pulled the knife out of his forehead "that (censored)ing hurt you prick!"
Envy ran towards Maes again, but Maes swung his arm, throwing another barrage of knives, which pin cushioned Envy in the Right Leg, torso, and neck.
"Arrrrrrrgh!!! DAMMIT!" Screamed Envy
"Man…." Thought Maes "the comic relief better arrive soon, or I'm screwed…."
Luckily, it did, Lee passed by while in his 3rd gate stance (he was returning from Disney world), the speed of the spandex lad passing by was so great, it created a sonic boom and a sonic blast that blew both back Maes and Envy. Maes got Sent flying, and conveniently landed in a pillow factory. Envy got sent flying back and ended up in a wood chipper factory. You can take a guess what happened to him from there.
"wow" said Maes, "I haven't seen a plot hole that lame since I read one piece"
Back to Sasuke
Sasuke walked over to Nejis Limp form on the ground. Surrounding Neji was a shallow pool of blood. Sasuke walked over to inspect the body. To his Surprise, It began to move, and Neji slowly rose up. Slowly, as it was evident Neji was in great pain.
"how the hell did you survive that?" asked Sasuke
"I'm a main character, I can't die" said Neji
"no way…" said Sasuke, chuckling "your not a main character, I am, you can just go ahead and Die!"
With that, Sasuke Lunged and ran Neji through with his sword.
"game over…" whispered Sasuke in Neji's ear
Suddenly, to Sasukes surprise, the Neji disappeared. Sasuke looked around frantically.
"a replacement, where is he?"
"surprise!" said a voice from behind
Sasuke turned his head, and behind him was Neji, still bloody. Neji was behind him making the hand sign of the tiger. Sasuke had seen someone do this before, but before he could get a chance to react, it was too late…
"Konohas most secret and sacred technique!" yelled Neji "Eight Trigrams, sixty-four palms, SIXTY FOUR THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!"
BAM!!! Two Strikes up Sasukes butt!
BAM!!! Four Strikes up Sasukes butt!
BAM!!! Eight Strikes up Sasukes butt!
BAM!!! Sixteen Strikes up Sasukes butt!
BAM!!! Thirty two Strikes up Sasukes butt!
BAM!!! Sixty Four Strikes up Sasukes butt !
Nejis Ultimate attack (64 thousand years of pain/yaoi no jutsu) successfully fingerbanged Sasuke in the ass 64 times, causing Sasuke to fall over in incredible pain.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" yelled Sasuke on the ground, in too much pain to move due to his ass trauma "YOU JUST JYUNKENED MY ASS!?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Jiraya-sama taught me that technique" Said Neji "he said that I should save it for a time like this. But for some reason, he told me not to use it on Orchimaru…" he continued, crossing his arms to think about it "he said something about Orchimaru regaining health…."
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"Oh, and just so you know…" added Neji "you probably shouldn't sit down for a while…"
And with that, Neji pasted out due to blood loss, leaving Sasuke alone, and in incredible pain.
"owwwwwww" said Sasuke, gritting his teeth from the pain "I haven't been in this much pain since Orchimarus special 'friendship lotion'…."
Near the thingie
Shino and Lee were busy causing havoc to the massive armies of the sound ninjas. Using the combined power of the hidden lotus (or reverse lotus if your going to be a pain in the ass about it) and the Rasengan blade, they had effectively shaved off two thirds of the sound army, proving once again that main characters can't die. Unfortunately, the two began to wear down, Shinos attack drained energy faster than a game gear, and the hidden lotus (once again, reverse lotus if you're going to complain about it) had caused a very bad case of Hemorrhoids for Lee. Eventually, Lee and Shino were too weak to fight back, and were overpowered and captured by the enemy. When the two awoke, they were tied up, and surrounded by the hundreds of remaining sound ninjas, eager to slowly avenge the deaths of their comrades. Standing before the sound army, to Lee and Shinos surprise, was Choji.
"how the hell did he become a villain?" asked Lee
"it makes for a plot twist…" said Shino "but I wanna know is, what is he planning to do?"
"looks…..Tasty….." said Choji, looking quite deranged "TIME TO EAT!"
And with that, Choji ran over, picked up the Tied up Rock Lee, and ate him whole.
"oh my god, you ate Lee!" said Shino
A few kilometers away, Neji woke up for a second and said "you bastards!" then passed out again.
Make love, not war
Tenten was tree jumping around the occupied Konoha, looking around for her target. She was assigned to take out the androgynous foreign guy, but she had no idea where he was. She looked all around, and ran into Sakura beating the crap out of Zelos, and Sakura had no idea where Envy was. Depressed, Tenten kept looking around. She always wanted to do it with a gender queer person, and Haku wasn't one to get 'busy' with any girl…
Suddenly, she spotted something up ahead, and went over to check It out. To her surprise, it was Kiba. Kiba was in a clearing, and was doing some Yoga, all the while talking to himself.
"can't you feel the positive energy flowing through you?" said Kiba with a smile
"after the three yearsssssss are up, I'm going to make you ssssssssuffer so much, you'll beg for death!"
"awwww, it is working! Your threatening to kill me less, now time for some back stretches!"
Back in the trees, Tenten thought about what she just saw. She remembered something earlier about Orchimaru being inside Kiba. That meant there were two people in one body right? That made Tenten giggle, she always wanted to do it with someone who had multiple souls in one body (like I've said, shes got a lot of fetishes…). So, Tenten jumped down, approached Kiba, and
THIS PART IS CENSORED OUT TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
"Holy cow Tenten…" said Kiba "Thank you for getting Orchimaru out of my head!"
"hehe, its no problem" said Tenten, holding up a mayo jar with a seal on it "orchimarus soul is sealed inside here, he won't be bugging us for a while…"
"yeah, but your plot to free me of him was ingenious!" said Kiba "I've never seen such a well thought out, yet still X-rated plan. It was brilliant!"
"thank you!" she giggled
"can you explain how you did it again for me?" asked Kiba "so I know every step of what you did?"
"nah" said Tenten "too complicated, all I know is, I don't ever have to do it again…"
Haha, cheated you out of a plot line
Somewhere inside the bowls of Choji, next to the dueadenum
Rock Lee was lost in the black abyss that was the inside of Choji.When Rock Lee had been swallowed, somehow, he wasn't in what looked like a stomach. It seemed to him like he was in the darkness of space. Floating in one direction in zero gravity, trapped forever in that dark scary world. Lost for all eternity.
"here I float, lost in time…" said Lee "doomed to spend my life, falling through the gap between dimensions, to spend eternity in eternal darkness. To exist in oblivion until my mind is purged, until my soul is Weakened and destroyed, to….Hey" said Lee, looking around "the weather here is kinda nice, and theres so much room! I should build a dojo down here sometime…"
"Rock Lee…."
"holy crap!" shrieked Lee, shocked that there was another there
"Rock Lee…."
"god?" asked Lee "is that you?"
"no Idiot…"
"is it the great lesbian of the sky then?" asked Lee
"no you idiot, come this way…."
Lee could'nt see far into the nothingness, but he knew something, that voice, whoever it belonged to, sounded familiar.
Cleaning up the trash
The nins of Konoha had successfully defeated the sound ninjas. Once Choji had swallowed Lee, Shino regained strength, thanks to the inverse ninja theory (it works dammit). Thanks to the theory, Shino had defeated the entire remaining sound army by himself, and Captured Choji (that was easy, cause he had gotten extreme heartburn from eating Lee). Neji had revived himself and brought the defeated and tied up Sasuke to the Hokage office, Tenten brought the Orchimaru sealed in a jar, Maes brought what was left of Envy (just his man-skirt), and Sakura brought Zelos (who was now suffering from Mental AND physical trauma).
"well, that takes care of that…" said Neji, throwing the tied up Sasuke in the pile with the other captured ninjas. "lets go buy some victory porn!"
"not so fast" said Shino, taking Sasukes sword
"give that back you bitch, OWWW!" said Sasuke, rubbing his butt again
"I bet your ass hasn't hurt that much since Orchimaru discovered 1000 years of pain" joked badly injured Zelos
"I'm taking this…" said Shino "to get Lee out of fatass!" he yelled pointing the sword at Choji
"AHHHH!" yelled Maes, suddenly seeing Choji "ITS GLUTTONY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
And with that, Maes ran like hell away.
"What a freak…" muttered Sakura
"well, anyways" said Shino, focusing on Choji again "for Lee!"
With that, Shino stabbed Choji in the stomach, causing Choji to scream like crazy. To everyones surprise, Chojis bad began to open up vertically, which revealed a vortex inside of him, with a creepy ass eye staring back at them. When this vortex opened up, out of Choji popped some of the various things hes eaten, such as some doors, Halloween decorations, his desk, a bulimic raccoon, and two people that looked familiar.
"wow" said Lee, covered in puke and debris "we sure are lucky, aren't we Gai Sensei?"
"HAHA, Lee, my apprentice, Luck is a part of Skill!" said Gai, standing up and getting into a heroic pose "and don't forget, all your hard work will be wasted if you don't believe in yourself!"
"oh my god!" said Sakura "you've been gone for a long time!"
"whos this guy?" asked Zelos, pointing to Gai sensei "what is it with Ninjas and spandex?"
"Oh god no…" said Sasuke, looking at Gai "another loser for the peanut gallery"
"I thought you were dead!" said Sakura "I even pitched in to buy a tombstone for you!"
"hahaha, no…." said Gai "Months ago, I was sent out to find information about a threat upon our fair village, and lo and behold I discover that Choji and Sasuke were behind it the entire time!" he said, pointing to the two "Their perilous plot was to destroy Konoha and kill Itachi! Sasuke was hoping to kill everyone here cause he hated this place so darn much. When I discovered their plot, the fat kid swallowed me up and I was floating inside of him until my beloved apprentice showed up!" he said, putting his hand on Lees head "we stopped the forces of evil, I mean, Sasuke…."
"yeah, and I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that dog…"
"what dog?" asked Shino "Akamaru? Pakkun? Link?"
"that flying bastard!" said Sasuke, pointing at Mog, who just happened to be floating by "he was able to stall my entire plan, so I didn't get to strike early enough…"
"Kupo kupo kupopo ku!" said Mog (translation, the power of justice and friendship will always triumph over evil. dumbass!)
Suddenly, Kimimaru showed up. He landed next to Sasuke, and seemed kinda surpised they actually won.
"hey Sasuke" said Kimimaru "hows Jugo doing?"
"he says the reason you defected Is because you owe him 50 bucks and have no intention of paying him back" said Sasuke, still in great pain
"well, that sounds about right…anyways…" continued Kimi "I freed the prisoners that the sound guys took"
"how are they doing?" asked Gai "are my precious students all right?"
"well, Tenten got V.D, Haku and Hinata are forming a Yaoi religion, Tobi has suffered extreme mental trauma thanks to that religion, Asuma got the crap beaten out of him, Kurenai is pregnant, Kakashi now thinks hes Tifa, Shikamaru is still AWOL, Naruto thinks hes a fictional Spanish hero, Itachi's playing soccer with somebodies head, and Ino's still crazy"
"what?!?!" Yelled Sasuke "Itachi! Where is he! Don't try and stop me!"
Sasuke Got up, ran one foot, and fell over in pain.
"GODDAMN YAOI!" yelled Sasuke
"hahaha!" exclaimed Gai proudly "everything turned out okay!"
"Okay?" said Kimi "Most of Konoha is in ruins, there's a hole in the wall around Konoha, there's billions of dollars worth of damage, there are thousands of dead civilians and militants and even more wounded people!"
"haha! None of that matters!" said Gai with a smile "after all, none of the main characters died, and that's all that matters"
"hey" said Sakura "what about hayate? he died"
"like anyone cares" said Gai
Well, that ends the mission arc, wasn't it super special awesome? Sorry that this chapter took so long to come out, there was an error or something every time I tried to load this up, and then I got disconnected from the internet. My guess was that Y2K came a little late
On a separate note, I'm going on a trip this summer, from June 13th to June 27th to the southwest (again). I'm going to be about 100 miles away from the nearest internet capable computer, so I'm sad to say this, but it might take a while for the next chapter to come out (I can't write for the next week cause I've got finals).
But since I'm almost done with my junior year, I'd like to list 10 things I've learned this year.
Health class- boys and girls are different, stop the freakin press
Chemistry- Acid can burn the skin, and burning is bad
English- I'm probably the only person in the world that liked the Great Gatsby
Math- Blonde girls can't count
Spanish- Don Quixote kicks ass, he just does
Com Studies- Speachies freak me out
RTE- I learned that RTE is the dumbest class ever, it makes P.E. Look like a college course
Lunch- My friend Taylor is just like Zelos, without all the pink clothes
US Government- Politics makes me so horny (if you don't know where this is from, then find out)
And finally, I learned that it is never a good idea to get between a fangirl and her yaoi
Until next time, believe it, and enjoy the end of the school year!