Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B

Chapter Sixteen

"What are we going to do about Student 11.34?" Itachi asked. "Because I've got some great ideas. You know how we've got these lawn mowers, a taser, and there's a rocket launcher over there? Well, I have a great idea!"

"Tell, tell!" Student Y said cheerfully. "I want to know!"

"Ehm... that's okay..." Sasuke replied quickly. Anything that his hated brother thought up and that Y approved of was DEFINENTLY going to be dangerous. And painful.

"As much as I hate to say it, I'm forced to agree with Sasuke-temee..." Naruto agreed. "After all, Y, we've used your taser so much today. And Itachi, we're out of gas for the mowers."

"Not anymore!" Tobi said happily, popping up out of nowhere with a gas can."

"Maybe we should let Student Z punish him, since she was the one hurt the most by him," Naruto suggested. "I don't know, it's just a thought."

"Naruto has a point," Temari added.

"Yeah!" Most of the team agreed, so Itachi and Y were forced to back down.

"But if it doesn't cause him enough pain, we can step in, right?" Itachi asked.

"Fine," Student Z amended. "But Y- ONLY IF I SAY SO! No getting caught up in the moment like you did that one time when you were with Student E in Las Vegas last year!"

"YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER MENTION THAT!" Y yelped, trying to hide her embarassment.

"What happened in Las Vegas last year?" Ino asked, interestedly. Student Y blushed furiously while X and Z cracked up.

"Basically, my Chalkboard- erasing team went to nationwide championships in Las Vegas last year," X explained. "Y and Z went with because they were the team managers, and basically Y and this guy, Student E, went to try to play slots. Well, they ended up losing a bunch of money and attacked the machine. Never mind that they were under the age limit. They wanted to win big."

"That's it?" Ino asked. "I thought it would be more scandalous."

"Oh, it was plenty scandalous," Z added, laughing. "There wasn't much casino left by the time the cops showed up. And Y and E were still going bonkers in the wreckage."

"What happened to E?" Hidan asked, his eyes wide.

"No one knows. He disappeared after that incident. We think he might still be in Vegas."

"Fascinating..." Gaara muttered.

"They had every right to destroy that casino!" Kakuzu shouted. "They just wanted money!"

"Only you would say that," Zetsu said, shaking his head.

"HEH-LO! Can we please get on with the 11.34 pwning here?" Z asked. "Hand me some tea."

"Poisoned or explosive?" Deidara asked. "Personally I'd go with explosive, 'cause it's funnier, but that's just me-un."

"Normal tea. Just make sure it's really, really hot." Itachi and Y were right on the ball.

"FLAMETHROWER!" they yelled in unison, turning up the heat on an innocent cup of tea. When finished, they handed Student Z the red-hot cup of tea. Smirking a little, she poured the tea down 11.34's pants.

"YOWCH!" he yelled. "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!"

"He doesn't look too happy in his pants..." Tobi mentioned to Deidara.

"No duh."

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

I have the headache to end all headaches right now and it sucks. Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, too. I love the Fourth of July. Fireworks are pretty. And they're fun to light too. :D

Lady Lilliana drew some very excellent fanart for this story. URLs disappear, so I put the link on my profile. Go check it out. Now. It's at the top. No excuses. Go look at it!

Thank you for reading!

-GoesKaboom