Chapter 43
What is love?
It was about a week after the invasion of the sound army, and the residents of Konoha were recuperating from after the invasion. Since large portions of the city were destroyed, the residents pretty much had to make do with all that was left. The only portions that received a minimal amount of damage were the residential district and the commercial district, where most of the nins hung out anyway.
Outside of his house, Tobi was skipping out to his mailbox, happy for the first time in a while. Tomorrow was the day Akatsuki was going to gather for a meeting, and would have to let him join by default. Since he had only one last task to complete (he was going to do that tonight) Tobi figured it was going to be a freakin breeze. Tobi went out to his mailbox to get his usual mail.
"lets see…" said Tobi, looking through his mail "Bill…..Bill…..llib….Death threats…..bill…..More death threats…..bill…..Letter bomb….more bills…..national geographic……more bills…..my weekly porno magazine…..hey whats this?"
Tobi pulled out a rather odd looking card that was a lightish red color on it. The only marking on the outside was "your invited". Curious, Tobi opened up the letter to see what it was.
Your invited to…..
A WEDDING
Between Nara Shikamaru and Tayuya
That is going to be held at…………………… St. Yondiame the fourth
The Date will be at…………………………… THE NEXT CHAPTER
Around………………………………………… The exact time you read it
You are allowed to bring one guest
If you wish to bring a gift for the happy couple, please buy it at Too cool or Hot Topic
"ZOMG!" said Tobi "aren't those little bastards only fifteen years old? What the crap?"
Tobi shoved the letters into his pocket and walked back inside. He had about 2 hours before he had to go to do the final task, so he had some time to burn. As Tobi walked inside his pad, he was greeted by an annoying guest…
"okay, listen…." Said Haku "I know your on a limited budget since you just an intern and all, but I have to say, you seriously need some more style in this house!" said Haku "you should let me buy you some stuff to make your place FABOULOUS!!!!"
"oh shut up" said Tobi
Since Haku was one of the unlucky ones that had his house destroyed in the war (Haku lived under a bridge), he was living at Tobis place. Tobi felt like he was obligated to do so, since Haku did help him on his quest, but that didn't stop him from being annoyed at Haku every single time he opened his mouth.
"seriously, and like, what are you wearing to your date tonight?" asked Haku "you can't go out to see Ino in those baggy clothes that akatsuki wears, you'll look unfabulous!"
That's right, the only thing that Tobi hadn't done yet was go on a date with Ino. He figured if there was one thing on the list that was going to kill him, it would be Ino, so he was going to do that one last.
"I only have to go on one date…." Said Tobi "dinner and a movie, that's all the fine print said"
"well, I've got a date too tonight!" said Haku "why don't we go on a double date! It'll be fun"
"are you still dating that Sai person?" asked Tobi "the one that looks like hes constantly wearing a sport bra?"
"hehe" upon hearing Sai's name, Haku blushed "maybe yes, and Maybe no…"
"then no" said Tobi, getting his bow tie on over his Akatsuki uniform "I think that just seeing Ino will make me lose my dinner, seeing you and that Sai Kid lip mashing is going to cost me my life…"
Later, at Super freakin Curry house
Surprisingly, lots of couples decided to the super freakin curry house that night. Since the grocery stores were destroyed, and the only other available thing to eat was what Choji threw up, lots of people decided to just eat out. The other couples on dates included the newly reunited Lee and Sakura, Anko and Kakashi were also surprisingly on a date (Kakashi was hallucinating since fighting Sasuke and thought she was Aeris), Shino was out with a new Hunnie to celebrate something, Naruto was there with his dulicinea (a mop with a face drawn on it), Kisame was there with Itachi (Kisame wanted to use the handicap parking space), and finally, Tobi was there with his lovely, err, ugly date, Ino…
"uhh, Kisame?" asked Itachi, reading an upside down menu "why are we on a date?"
"its not a date you idiot" said Kisame "the boss wanted us to keep an eye on Tobi to make sure he goes through with this"
"well, whether it's a date or not, your still paying for dinner" said Itachi "I've got a reputation to keep yaoi free you know"
"whatever" said Kisame "hey look!" he said Pointing "there he is, hes sitting at that table over there!"
"where?" asked Itachi, trying to look around (pointlessly)
As Itachi turned around, he fell backwards in his chair, which knocked over a passing by waiter. The waiter dropped the food he was carrying onto a person at a nearby table, hitting some poor kid named Dosu in the back of the head. Unfortunately for Dosu, the waiter was carrying flaming sichcabob (no idea how to spell that), and promptly impaled him and set him on fire simultaneously. Dosu ran around the restraint, flailing his arms and screaming at the top of his lungs. At first the restaurant goers were horrified at this spectacle, but then started to laugh at him then order more drinks.
"sure are a lot of clumsy people around here" said Itachi "I think the waiter set a kid on fire…"
"you have no idea" shrugged Kisame
At Tobis table
Tobi could not believe how bored he was already at Ino. She kept going on and on, something about puppies or unicorns or some kinda girl crap, he just couldn't tell
"Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah" said Ino with a smile
"oh crap" Thought Tobi "shes expecting me to say something, uhh, think quick!"
"uh, yes?" said Tobi
Suddenly, Ino smiled again and laughed "Blah Blah Blah! Blah Blah Blah….."
Tobi sighed a sigh of relief, he had gotten through that part, thank god that he figured out a way to get by this. Tobi was preparing to set his mind on autopilot for the rest of the night, but then something unexpected happened. Tobi felt something rubbing up against his knee, and then realized that Ino was rubbing his knee. Tobi started to sweat profusely, Ino was making a move on him! The little piglet no one liked was feeling up his knee! This almost made Tobi cry, remembering the fine print on the quest form.
(If Ino makes a move on you at your date you have to go along with it, even if she makes one of 'those' kinda moves, you know what that means Tobi…)
Tobi groaned, those guys at Akatsuki were really trying to kill him alright…
"may I take your order?" asked the waitress
"Long Island Ice tea!" yelled Tobi, slamming his hand on the table "extra strong too!"
"okay, and for the lady?" asked the waitress
"I'll have water with a lemon in it"
"okay" she said, writing it down "would you like me to poison her drink sir?" she asked Tobi
"yes, very much so" said Tobi "could you actually do that?"
"nope, I'm just messing with you" She smiled, walking away
"there goes your tip…" muttered Tobi under his breath
About four drinks later
Tobi had just downed his fourth ice tea, and was feeling strange. It wasn't the urge to go to the bathroom, but it was like a feeling of emptiness inside.
"why the hell aren't I drunk yet?" asked Tobi to himself
"Blah Blah Blah Blahblahblah!" continued Ino
"oh god" said Tobi, grabbing his fifth drink "take me home…"
A few tables back, Kisame was snickering to himself. He had secretly paid off Tobi's waitress to give him non-alcoholic ice tea, just to screw with him.
"hehe, that little punks going to fry up on impact…" said Kisame "I think that that blonde chick is hitting on him"
"really?" asked Itachi "what is she doing?"
"shes doing something to his leg under the table" said Kisame "Looks like Tobi's about ready to cut off that leg to get out of here"
"what an Idiot" said Itachi, grabbing what he thought was his drink "glad I'm not that stupid"
Unfortunately, what Itachi grabbed was actually NOT his drink, but was the candle that was on the table. Itachi effectively downed a whole serving of Hot wax. Kisame watched in amazement as Itachi swallowed a whole candles worth of melted wax.
"wow" coughed Itachi "I know that this is a curry place, but man, even the water is hot and spicy"
"you know, you are so lucky you've got that blindness excuse"
A few tables back
Zelos also happened to be on a date that night, with his ninja hunny Sheena, who had just gotten back from the Sounds Four (a few chapters back). She had ditched Temari because everyone knows when two bothersome girls are alone together, there's a power struggle/cat fight, and when Temari beat her up, she only had one person to turn too.
"man, we didn't have any luck finding that chicken wuss guy" said Sheena, eating a breadstick "we looked all over that place"
"oh didn't you hear?" asked Zelos, leaning back in his chair, with a slightly evil grin "him and that flute girl are getting hitched"
This caused Sheena to choke on her bread stick. After she coughed it out, she gasped in shock.
"what the hell?" she said "we spent all that time looking for him, and he's right here in Konoha!?!"
"well, yeah" said Zelos, grabbing another bread stick "duh"
"how'd you hear about this?" asked Sheena, getting mad at Zelos
"he told me, that's how"
"was it guy talk? You guys comparing the notches you put in your belt?"
"nah" said Zelos "he asked me to be the minister at his ceremony"
This one caused Sheena to fall out of her chair.
"Whyd the hell did he ask you?" She asked him angrily "besides, isn't Shikamaru Jewish?"
"he is.." said Zelos, grabbing a breadstick "Tayuya's catholic, and shes in charge of their relationship, so naturally, she choose where its taking place"
"that still doesn't explain why your doing the ceremony"
"that's simple" said Zelos "I'm the only justice of the peace in this village"
"you have to be kidding"
"well" said Zelos "there's technically two, me, and that Hidan guy, and since he doesn't have a body, that just leaves me"
"what makes you so qualified?"
"hellooooooo?" asked Zelos "I'm a freakin angel! Doesn't that make me like, the go-to religion guy In this village?"
"I think I'm going to be sick"
Back to Tobi
The waitress had finally brought over the food that Tobi and his date had ordered to their table. Tobi had ordered the barbeque ribs with meat sauce and a side of fried chicken and steak (and a milkshake made of bacon), while Ino ordered a strange meal she referred to as a 'salad' (whatever one of those's are). As Tobi ate his heart attack inducing meal, him and Ino surprisingly started to have a conversation.
"did you know that they don't call them quarter pounders in Europe?" said Tobi, drinking some bacon "they call it a royale with cheese, its because of the metric system…"
"wow, that's interesting…" said Ino, eating her 'salad' "so Tobi….what are your future plans for life?" she asked him, staring into his eyes…..er...eye……er…mask
"well, the only person that's asked me that Is Haku…." Said Tobi "my plans are to join Akatsuki, kill obito, kick Haku out of my house, destroy Canada, then get a nice little place Hyrule next to lake Hylia"
"why do you wanna join Akatsuki?" asked Ino "you don't seem all that evil"
"cause I wanna….But there's a problem…." Said Tobi "the problem is, the Akatsuki mansion was destroyed during the war, so they've been forced to relocate"
"where are they now?"
"well, they're either behind the bowling ally or next to the towns medical waste dump"
"couldn't they have chosen better locations?"
"The process in Akatsuki is, whenever the current hideout gets destroyed, we relocate, and theres a system as too who chooses. This time, Itachi came up in the cycle, and, well, you get the idea."
"ohhh"
Back at Blue boys table
Kisame was still spying on the couple from their table, and something oddly was not right with him.
"stop spying on them" said Itachi "and eat your freakin dinner"
"yeah, maybe…."
Kisame had ordered the curry eggs, with a side of fried pork and a prime rib smoothe, while Itachi had ordered the curry chicken stuffed with curry and deer with a side of meat French fries and fried grease juice (the members of Akatsuki don't know how to eat healthy). As Itachi munched on his curry chicken, he couldn't help but ask that question.
"so, has Tobi killed himself yet, or has Ino done it for him"
"nope" replied Kisame, munching on his eggs "I'm kinda surprised"
"well, its not just that" said Itachi, thinking to himself "that Ino girls voice, It sounds so familiar, I just can't put my hand on it"
"what do you mean?"
"well, when we were back in the forest we came across a hideous sasquatch demon that sounded awfully similar to her…."
"well, what did you do to it?"
"I shot it"
"oh my God!" said Kisame in shock "you actually did something useful! Were their any witnesses"
"just the Yaoi fangirls…" said Itachi, going back to his chicken "those girls Rin and Haku have already formed a fan club for me"
"alright…" said Kisame, wondering if Itachi realized that Haku was a dude "whatever"
Kisame turned around again to look at Tobi at his table. A look of horror spread across his face
"egads!" he said "its worse than I thought!"
"what?" asked Itachi "did she kill him yet?"
"far worse……..I think they might be getting along! I think Tobi might actually be enjoying this!"
"uhhhh so?" asked Itachi, confused by Kisame "I thought we were supposed to hate Tobi cause he's the stupid Noob, remember?"
"yeah, but seriously…." Said Kisame, sitting back down "going steady with Ino is a fate worse than death…"
No arguments here.
"soooo" asked Itachi "what are we going to do about it?"
"we need to stop that date" said Kisame, thinking about it "got any ideas?"
With that, Itachi pulled out the broken butterfly.
"I've got one"
When Itachi was acting all cool like with a gun, the waitress came back to give Kisame the check.
"okay, mr. blue guy here's your…."
She saw Itachi with the gun and started to scream.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! BLIND MAN WITH A GUN! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Once again, people started to pile out of the restaurant screaming.
"why does this feel familiar?" asked Itachi, as him and Kisame walked out of the empty restaurant.
"because it is" said Kisame, stealing the tip money from the vacant tables.
Movie theater madness
Tobi and Ino next went to the Cineplex movie theaters to see the blockbuster movie 'pirates of the Caribbean 5: and a bottle of rum'. Ino and Tobi sat in the middle of the theater together, holding hands, eating popcorn, and watching the movies. A few rows back, Kisame was voicing his disgust.
"look at them, we need to stop this" said Kisame "I thought this was going to be funny, but we need to help Tobi before that she-beast kills him. I mean, I hate that little bastard, but no one deserves torture that horrible, am I right?"
"perhaps" said Itachi, sampling some of the gum he found under his seat "why is there free candy on the ground?"
Kisame thought about telling him why, but decided against it.
"hey, Itachi? Can I borrow that gun for a second?"
"it depends…." Said Itachi "are you going to use It for truth and justice, or are you just going to shoot someone?"
"uhhhhhh I need to use it to uhhhhhhhh cure an itch?"
"meh, good enough" shrugged Itachi as he gave him the gun
Kisame raised the gun and pointed at Ino's back.
"sorry Tobi" he muttered "but its for your own good…"
Right as Kisame was about to squeeze the trigger, something unexpected happened…
"HEY! ITS MY BUDDY THE SMURF!!!" yelled Gai sensei, slapping Kisame in the back.
The impact from getting hit by one of Gais uber punches caused him to jerk while firing the gun. The bullet completely missed Ino and instead landed in Naruto, who was sitting a few rows in front of the couple, with his 'dulicinea'.
"AAAA!!!!!" yelled Naruto after getting shot "Yo tengo un dolar de mi Cula!"
Once again, mass panic resumed inside the theater, other couples on dates started to panic and run to the exits, which caused a massive jam.
"hey Kisame?" asked Itachi
"yeah?"
"did you just shoot someone?"
"no, I think it was you" said Kisame, giving Itachi back the gun
"oh, well, I guess I should warn people that someone's been shot…"
With that, Itachi Shot his gun pointing up. The bullet hit the roof, ricocheted off and then landed in Lee (again). The second shot caused even more panic, and the movie goers started to stamped and tramp people in attempts to escape the blind ninja.
"hey Kisame?"
"yeah?"
"did I shoot someone again?"
"yeah, It kinda looks like that"
"am I probably going to jail again?"
"yeah, probably"
"darn it"
The next day
Tobi was waiting outside the Akatsuki conference room (behind the bowling alley). Tobi had finally accomplished all the missions that they gave him, and now they would have no choice but to accept him as a member of akatsuki. Tobi was so excited, all that crappy hard work was finally going to pay off. He just couldn't wait to hear them say, welcome to Akatsuki.
"Tobi, your not welcome to Akatsuki…" said the leader
"WHAT!?!?!" yelled Tobi incredulously "I completed all the freakin tasks you gave me, and Tobi is a good boy, why wouldn't you let me join you?"
Since the manor was destroyed, the criminal organization was using the area behind the bowling alley as their temporary lair. All of the members were there, sans Itachi (hes doing time for shooting Naruto and Rock Lee).
"because we simply don't like you" said the leader "your whiney, annoying, bothersome, and I suspect that under that mask, your more ugly then ten miles of bad road"
"no arguments here" said Tobi
"and besides, we already appointed someone to fill the opening that Orchimaru left. We kept it open, in the case he might come back…" he said, looking at Deidra, who started to cry from the painful memories "but since his soul is now inside a jar of mayo, he just ain't coming back"
"you gave away my opening?" said Tobi in disbelief "after I worked so hard?"
"pretty much" said Sasori "it was fun to watch you struggle and flounder though"
"I tried to help you" said Kisame "but you were lost in the darkness….."
"who did you give It away to?" asked Tobi "for the love of god, please let it not be Haku…"
"no actually…" said the leader "the person we chose was…."
As soon as he said that, the mysterious ninja appeared. Tobi couldn't see who it was, because the mystery persons face was obscured by shadows, but he could see that they had already donned the Akatsuki uniform.
"speak of the devil" said the leader "come on out and show the good boy Tobi who you are…"
The mysterious person stepped forward into the light, only to reveal that the newest member of Akatsuki was……………………………………………Shino!
"ZOMG!" yelled Tobi "IT'S THE CREEPY BUG DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?"
"hey, I'm just as surprised as you are…." Said Shino
"how…." Said Tobi, getting dizzy from shock "how did this happen….. He didn't even audition!"
"we saw his actions during the second sound war…." Said the leader "he showed courage, determination, strength, wisdom, and a vast knowledge of the inverse ninja theory, so he was perfect for the job."
"yeah, not to mention hes totally badass" said Kakuzu
"and we have the same sunglasses" said Itachi
"and he doesn't kick me around" said Hidans Head
"and hes sooooooooo HAWT!!!" said Deidra, fawning over Shino "I'm forming a fan club right away"
"yes….thank you Deidra, that was disturbing…" said the leader "anyway, Tobi, we have no use for you, so, if you would, please leave"
Then, suddenly, Tobi did something that not only shocked the members of Akatsuki, but broke the laws that was set up by the man law committees (from the bear commercials) in so many ways that it wasn't funny.
He cried.
Tobi started to wail like a child. Not in a Deidra manner where he whines while he does It, but a full blown crying act. That, added with the fact that Tobi was a grown man, caused an air of incredible awkwardness for the other akatsuki members.
"uh, Tobi?" said The Leader, trying to get him to stop "could….you….go……please?"
"WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" wailed Tobi
This lasted for about ten minutes. The leader looked around, and it was apparent that the situation was so awkward, that none of the other members we going to do anything. With that, the leader sighed, and spoke up.
"SHUT UP!" he thundered
When Tobi finally stopped wailing, he continued
"If it will make you shut the hell up, I'll make you a deal, The NEXT time a member of akatsuki dies, you can get his job, you get that you little prick!?!?"
Tobi started to bright up upon hearing this
"really?"
"yes" the leader said, with the sinking feeling he was going to regret that
"for reals?"
"yes….."
"really really?"
"stop reconfirming it!" he yelled "you're next in line! So shut up!"
"Hooray!" yelled Tobi springing up, acting joyfully once again "and on that note…."
With that, Tobi pulled out and ax and walked up to Sasori
"hey Sasori, I've got this really cool magic trick I wanna show you…"
"hmmm" thought Sasori "okay"
Special Segment-your comments answered, 2!
With hosts Rock Lee and Sasuke (again)
Lee "hello again, its your two favorite hosts, Rock Lee and Sasuke"
Sasuke "when did you become a favorite for anyone?"
Lee "onto the first question!"
...
the scary part is...
I agree.
Vagito
Lee "I agree too!"
Sasuke "on what?"
Lee "that squirrels kick ass"
Sasuke "how do you even know what hes saying?"
Lee "my squirrel senses"
Sasuke "………..when did you develop a squirrel fetish anyway?"
Lee "that's a story for another time"
your rock!!
The All mighty Black Death
Lee "yes, I do Rock"
Sasuke "why do you think every single comment is about you?"
Lee "I'm just trying to be polite, you have a problem with communication"
Sasuke "I don't have a problem with communication, I just have a problem with stupid people"
Lee "is that why you don't have a problem with me?"
Sasuke "you just keep telling yourself that"
Wow. This is the best piece of crap I've ever read. Ever. Great use of Bleach and FMA (great shows). Can't wait for the next chapter.
AnimeAlways8
Lee "I like bleach"
Sasuke "me too, I especially like how everyone in bleach has about 12 gallons of blood in them"
Lee "yeah, I also think its funny how Ichigo is so riducoulous overpowered yet no one really questions it"
Sasuke "yeah, too bad Mooglebaku doesn't have cable, hes never actually seen the show"
Lee "wow, he must be living in the stone age"
Sasuke "yeah, totally"
Chidori vs. Rasengan
Lee "what does ROFL mean?"
Sasuke "wow, I'm surprised you questioned that before you asked about the wuv muffin part"
Lee "is ROFL kinda like that thing Tsunade is, that four letter word that starts with M?"
Sasuke "hey! This fanfic is rated T! Don't say that word, and no it isn't"
Lee "oh, well, in any case, if Chidori did vs. Rasengan, which would win?"
Sasuke "whatever one I was doing at the time"
RedBlade
Lee "it wasn't slow to reload, it was the coolest gun in the game, it was soooooooo cool, Itachi got one from Jiraya"
Sasuke "Jiraya gave a blind guy a gun? I wish I could say I'm surprised"
Lee "well, that Merchant guy does comment how 'guns not about shootin', its about reloading, you'll know what I mean'. Once again, Red is right"
Sasuke "whos Red?"
Lee "Red is what I named the merchant, I wrote a fanfic about his backstory"
Sasuke "oh my god"
Lee "as a child, Red was made fun of by the other kids for keeping all of his possessions hidden under his clothes at all times. And when he turned into an adult, he was shunned in his village because of his odd tendancies to sell weapons to heroes"
Sasuke "it just won't end…"
Lee "he was kicked out of everywhere he went, except for a crappy village in Spain, where ironically, all of Resident Evil four takes place"
Sasuke "are you done"
Lee "yeah"
yeah shino has been in a couple of fan fics..not written by me i write crack lee/gaara fics and my friend on this acount makes dark naruto anyways off topic...yeah shino has I have seen him paired up with Shikamaru and Kankuro...once with Neji...o0 that one was just weird..anyways...yeah sry to burst ur bubble...btw...I LOVE YOUR STORY!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I SAT ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING FOR LIKE AN HOUR! then my mom came in and was all ...o0 wtf?? OMG DO I NEED TO GET U THE PYCHYATRIST (sp?) AGAIN! runs out of room OMG NO MOM WAIT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH dies
Spicey Lime 63
Lee "wow"
Sasuke "yeah, wow"
Lee "whats a crack fic?"
Sasuke "use your imagination on that one. I want to know why according to this, Shino is going out with Neji"
Lee "Shino would never go out with Neji, Neji is too busy hitting on his cousin"
Sasuke "their fathers are identical twins, their more like half- brother and sister that way"
Lee "oh, well, nevermind about that. I just hope this poster is okay, looks like she died after writing it"
Sasuke "another one of my fangirls are dead, darn, I need an army of fangirls that can destroy Itachi"
Lee "you can borrow my army of squirrels for that"
Authors Note
Nihao, I recently received a review for this fanfic where a reader made a comment about the orgin of my name (mooglebaku). I must say, I'm kinda surprised that no one asked sooner what the Baku in MoogleBaku means (everyone knows what a moogle is…). Heres a list of all the different Baku's, and the one where the name actually comes from.
Baku (name)- Baku is the name of the leader of tantulous in Final Fantasy IX, he was a bandit leader and adoptive father of the main character Zidane. While it does go along with the moogle part (both final fantasy tidbits) that Is not where the name is from
Baku (Fijin)- is a supposed word in Fiji which has the magic ability to piss people off, not sure why, I just learned about that recently. However, my pen name is not based on that.
Baku (animal)- is a mystical creature, lumped in the same catergory as unicorns, chupacabras, leprachauns, and fangirls. They are magical Japanese monsters said to eat dreams. Also not where the name comes from
Baku (ship)- was a soviet destroyer before getting its name changed to something lame and Russian. Also not where the name comes from/
Baku (place)- the capital and largest city in the country of Azerbaijan. This is where the name comes from. If you wanna know why I chose the capital of a obscure nation for my pen name, hehehe, that's another inside joke.
Hello, I'm Back. Yes, I know, its been a while, Yes, I know, I suck and all that, but I have an excuse for it. In my 'vacation' I spent that two weeks backpacking across New Mexico. That was two weeks of eating nothing but dehydrated food, no indoor plumbing, and no showers. I love the outdoors, so it was one of those things I do every year. It was the only time in my life I trekked through Forest, Desert, Mountains, and snow, all in one afternoon. I must say though, I love the southwest, and I have to move out there some day (the land of sand kicks ass).
I have to talk about one experiance that happened to me while I was there. At one point on the trek, we stopped at a general store being run by a college student from texas. Me and some of my friends started talking to her, and then it happened, the single most insulting moment of my entire life. As you all know, I'm from the Chicago area and I 'supposedly' have a chicago accent (which I TOTALLY do not have), and while I talked to the lady, she started to laugh. When I asked her what was so funny, she said (this is it) "y'all have funny accents".
I must say, I'll be damned if someone who says y'all says I have an accent.
And thats my rant, I just had to say that.
Anyway, there are about two chapters left, Three If I decide to stretch out the wedding (OMG Spoilers)
Until next time, Believe it!