Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B

Chapter Seventeen

"What's up with Student Y?" Tobi asked. "She's been acting all weird since we defeated 11.34!"

"Ah... well, she's really just pissed that she didn't get to kill Student B," Z explained.

"If you don't mind me asking, how did that rivalry start? It's worse than Lee and Neji's or Sasuke and Naruto's!" Tenten noted.

"It's a long and stupid story," X said. "Mainly involving a childish prank that escalated into a deathmatch between two equally matched foes."

"NO, they are NOT equally matched!" Student Q said. "Y has a taser!"

"Yeah, I'd like to hear the story," Chouji said. "But first, some one pass me some chips!"

"Me too! I'd LOVE to see what would prompt a young woman in the prime of her youthfulness to become such a crazy person!" Lee yelled.

"Are you talking about B or Y?" Kisame asked.

"Both."

"Aww... It's OK, Y!" Itachi said, going over and offering Y a box of Pocky.

"Do you really want to hear this?" she asked. Everyone nodded. "Ok, X, I guess you can tell it. But please, no one think differently of me after you hear this."

"It all started our first year of middle school," X began. "Y and B were in ALL of each other's classes. Now, I'm not really sure who started it all, but we tend to agree with Student Y's version of events."

"Duh¡ Student B's a liar!" Tobi interjected.

"Anyway, they say it happened in gym class. Our own Student 333 overheard Student B say that Y was useless at sports and was so ugly in her gym uniform that she should be locked in the PE closet and forgotten. The world would be a better place without her."

"Yep, it was a sad day," Student 333 said. "And it was just amazing that Y was able to chill on the sidelines! Ah, it was a beautiful sight!"

"Is he in love with Student Y?" Ino asked.

"No. He just thinks ANY girl refusing to take part in school activities is hot..." Z sighed.

"Anyway, she and a group of her friends tried to lock Student Y in the Pe closet, but Y kicked her in the face and she ran away. The next thing you know, Student B was stuffed in her locker. Things started getting out of hand when Y brought in the grenades and heavy artillery. I can't say I blame her... B sent her hired henchmen to kidnap Y's beloved GameBoy Advance."

"What can I say? It was a below-the-belt attack!" Student Y shouted.

"Anyway, now they're locked forever in mortal combat."

"You know what?" Deidara said.

"What?"

"This sounds like it should be on TV-un!"

"Yeah, it probably should, but ya know, there's only so much we can do."

"Oh well. I'm over the GameBoy thing, but I can't forgive the fact that she's allowed a rift like this to divide EVERYONE and cause so much pain," Y replied.

"But it is very entertaining," Itachi said.

"OK, you're right. VERY entertaining."

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

I'm very sorry it's taken so long to update, but I've been working overtime a lot. The next chapter will be out sooner.

Thank you for reading!