Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B

Chapter Twenty: The End

"Deidara, we need to act quickly!" Sasuke shouted. "Kiss Tobi!"

"Uh… uh… Is there any way out of this-un?" Deidara asked nervously. "If he ever finds out that I kissed him, I'll be scared to be alone!"

"Just do it!" Hinata yelped. So Deidara gave Tobi a quick peck on the lips, all the while muttering mutinously.

"I just don't see what use this will be! I wonder if this will actually work-un."

"Yo Sempai! What are you doing over my face? Ya wanna take this somewhere else? Because I'd be willing to, you know. I'll go all the way with you!" Question answered.

"Hey wait a minute: where's Student Y?" Naruto asked. But a scream of triumph cut across his question.

"THIS RESISTANCE GROUP IS FINISH! I'VE KILLED YOUR LEADER! STUDENT Y HAS PASSED TO THE NEXT WORLD!" Student B shouted happily.

"BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!" Itachi roared. "YOU KILLED THE PERSON WHO WOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST AKATSUKI MEMBER EVER! I WAS PLANNING TO ASK HER TO JOIN US AS SOON AS THIS STUPID DEBACLE IS OVER!"

"She would have made a great Akatsuki member," Kisame agreed.

"KAKUZU! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER PURSE! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW DISRESPECTFUL TO THE DEAD THAT IS? PUT HER WALLET DOWN!" Kankuro yelled.

"It's Student B's wallet!" Kakuzu replied indignantly. "What's wrong with a little enterprise in the middle of a battle?"

"Oh, well then, carry on," came the mollified reply. Kakuzu looked sadly at the crumpled, bleeding form of Student Y.

"Such a shame, she should have joined our organization…"

"Student Y has fallen. We must all join together to defeat Student B," Student A said back at the hideout.

"How do we know we can trust you?" Student K asked suspiciously.

"Student B is wrong," A said simply.

"OK that's good enough for me. Let's go!" Student Q shouted.

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It took all of the ninjas as well as the rest of the resistance to finally bring Student B to justice. "Do you have any last requests?" Student A asked politely.

"Yes. I want to live!" Student B whined. Itachi smirked.

"Now, did you really think we were going to grant that request? I thought it would be something like a snack of onigiri or a package of chips…"

"NOT MY CHIPS!" Chouji shouted.

"I never suggested using your chips."

"Oh."

"Now we will finish what Student Y was unable to. Student B, it is time for you to leave this world. Go quietly and there will not be a problem. Try to fight your fate and you will die in a much more painful way…" Neji said ominously. Student B made no move to try to escape, so everyone struck at once.

Two Days Later

"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Student Y, without who we would all be still under Student B's control," Hidan intoned at the memorial ceremony. Student Y's coffin was up on a dais so that everyone could pay their last respects.

"I never knew her personally," a girl called Student H said. "But she must have been a good person."

"I am so grateful to her for helping destroy Student B," Student 6666 said. Suddenly, there was a banging and yelling coming from the coffin.

"OH MY GOD SHE'S A ZOMBIE!" Tobi yelped.

"What the hell am I doing in a box?" Student Y shouted. "I'M NOT FREAKIN' DEAD!"

"Quick, someone let her out!" Student 333 yelled. Sasuke pulled the lid off and Student Y, looking a little worse for wear, stumbled out.

"How did you survive?" Student Q asked.

"Oh, you know, I wasn't really dead. The sword didn't get too far in my stomach," Student Y answered flippantly.

"What about the poison-un?" Deidara asked.

"She'd used it all up on Tobi. Now, don't you substitutes have life that you need to get back to?" Y asked. "The portal back to your world is opened. It's the second stall in the Science block girl's room.

"LET'S GO!" Sasuke yelled. "The sooner I can get back to hating my brother's guts the better!"

"Yeah, I need to train if I want to become Hokage!" Naruto added.

"I hope to see you again soon," Student Y said.

"What, you mean you're not coming?" Zetsu asked her. "We'd love to have you in our organization."

"Yeah! Please?" Itachi asked.

"I think I'll stay here… thanks though."

After everyone was gone, Student Y said sadly to X and Z, "I'm really going to miss them." Just then, a whole squad of cops showed up.

"YOU ALL ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY AND MURDER!"

"Uh… Student B did it!"

OWARI

Omake- Author's Comments

Wow. The second Exchange Program is over… I'm not quite sure how to feel. It was very different from the first one, and really hard to write in places, but I really think it turned out okay. Once again, I would love to thank my readers! Without you all, there would be no story.

I would also like to thank anyone who was a student at any point in this story. I'm sorry you didn't get more screen time, but there were so many of you (bad excuse, I know…)

Once again, thank you all very much!

-GoesKaboom