Dedicated to :

The Duchess of Bellezza, Horsie Friend, The Living Scratching Post, Janiqua, Sonicthecat7, Kabbachan, Reefgirl, Marshmallows Rock, Cerdwyn3, Cute Gallifreyan, my brilliant and wonderful beta-goddess Neko, Who's not only a terrific beta but a great friend, the Ferryman Whisperer for the kiss and the defending of my tarnished honor, and making British Librarians so dammed hot, my muse George, my husband Jimmy (Happy Late Anniversary, sweeting), everyone who has read this and not left a review, everyone who has encouraged, guided, and/or threatened me to get these stories done(You know who you are)

and especially for two of FF's own Authors: Mikkifavo and MontyPython203. You ladies are legends. If it wasn't for the outstanding writing you both have done time and time again I would never have had the courage to post my first story

If you haven't read their work yet do yourselves a favor and go do so. Really go, I'll wait, the story will wait and I promise it will be worth it. (Waiting for a few minutes.. then a few more) See, I told you it worth it. Now on with the story.

The usual disclaimer applies: I don't own it, I make no money off of it. I write for fun.

At the moment I am heavily medicated so if this is too weird I'm sorry.

Ferryman Whisperer: Eight's just for you, luv.

More Ways To Annoy The Doctor: The Tenth Doctor

Call him a Martian, repeatedly.

Slap him

Show up in the middle of the TARDIS at one of the worst moments in his life and cop an attitude with him

Ask how he lost his friend

If you're Rose (and who wouldn't want to be) call him Mickey when you kiss him. (Again who wouldn't want to kiss him) or in other intimate situations.

Make fun of the blue suit.(Sorry but eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww)

Suggest that K-9 is the more intelligent of the pair

Tell him you were routing for the Krillitanes during School Reunion. (A.N.: Sorry, sorry, sorry evil I know but I just love Anthony Stewart Head so much.)

Call him Jack in an intimate situation.

Ask him if he's been in such a situation with Jack.

Threaten to bring back Donna.

Threaten to take his hair gel.

Give him a cat.

Get him pissed (if such a thing is possible) strip him, put him in a compromising position with one the 'sisters' from New New Earth take lots of pictures.

Call him a Martian again.