Ways To Annoy The TARDIS
Dedicated to My Jimmy, my muse George, and Monty.
1.Turn a corridor of the TARDIS into an ice skating rink with ice that goes directly from solid to gas and then explodes (Real Genius, anyone?)
2.Invite Fred and George Wesley on board for a few weeks
3.Tell the TARDIS that the Doctor sold her to Zaphod Beeblebrox to cover his poker debits
4.Redecorate the control room with orange and pink plaid wall paper
5.Invite a group of preschoolers to redecorate the TARDIS corridors using crayons and colored felt pens.
6.Call her the Millennium Falcon
7.Call her the Enterprise
8.Link her computer banks to H.A.L.
9.Ask if her grandmother was an X-Wing.
10.Give her Windows 95 as a gag gift or 98…
11.Turn one corridor into a permanent swamp.(Thank you J.K. Rowling)
12.Tell her the Doctor wants to trade her in for a flying car like one out of the Jetsons cartoons.
13.Paint her bubblegum pink. one of those haunted places 'reality' shows and volunteer yourself and your family to spend the night in the haunted TARDIS.
15.Tape this list to her doors.