Disclaimer: I don't own them. I've never owned them. I never will own them. I make no money off of this story.
Dedicated to all my readers, my partner in crime Jimmy, my muse George and everyone who has been inspiring me (Read threatening me) to make more lists, you know who you are.
Ways To Annoy Rose
Blow up her place of employment
Ask if she's made of plastic
Swan off.
Call her a stupid ape.
Be unrepentant about the fact that you are swanning off
Forget to tell her that her boyfriend is still alive
Qualify any compliments you give her with the ending 'For a human'.
Be cheeky.
Leave her.
Leave her because you love her.
Don't let her love you.
Throw a plastic arm at her.
Try to drag her down to the pub because you want to see the match
Be rude to her boyfriend.
Be rude to her mother.
Make life changing decisions for her.
Refuse to dance with her.
Confuse her with your personal story.
Take her to New Earth and forget to tell her about the disinfecting lifts
Harm her friends
Harm her mother
Go off with a historical figure and abandon Rose in the middle of space.
Refuse to tell her exactly why you'll never leave her.
Call her a 'beastie'
Send her away for her own good.
Don't ever tell her you love her.
Die
Alter time for her and then commit suicide in a manner of speaking.
Only kiss her in life or death situations or when possessed.
Make her pay for the chips.
Don't tell her about other companions.
Harass Mickey.
Stare at her arse.
Make fun of Jackie.
Tell her that the clothes she is wearing look like they came out of a bin bag.
Replace her.
Kill Jimmy Stone (A.N. Okay I know that would make her happy after she was nineteen but when she was younger I'm fairly sure it would have annoyed her.)