Ways To Annoy Mickey
Disclaimer: Say it with me now, "Don't Drop The Banana" seriously I don't own these characters and I make no profit from the writing of this story.
Dedicated to: My Jimmy, My muse the amazing George, and mostly to Horsie Friend for reading one of my older stories that I think is rubbish and leaving me a nice review.
Also dedicated to everyone who has been encouraging me to write more of these, everyone who reads but doesn't review and anyone who like me thinks that Christopher Eccleston would have made an incredible Voldermort in the HP movies.
Steal his girl.Refuse his kind offer to take you to the pub and by you a drink because you need it because of trauma, and he wants to be there to watch a match.
Read his email.
Insult him by telling him the only way you're taking a beverage is if he actually wash the mug first.
Remind him that a tin dog is smarter than him.
Tell him repeatedly that you are in a car with him.
Tell him he screams like a girl.
Tell Jack that Mickey wants to learn to be 'flexible' and wants Jack to teach him.
Make him help you take care of your injured 'boyfriend who isn't actually your boyfriend' when he's unconscious.
Dump him for an alien.
Tell Jake he's horrible in bed (A.N.: Sorry just had to go there, forgive me.)
Allow your new boyfriend(who isn't your boyfriend) to abandon the two of you in favor of a French concubine.
Tell him you imagine him in pigtails and a dress
Call him Ricky, often.
Call him Mickey the Idiot.
Send Rose home and then take her away again.
Tell him to shut up when he greets you with 'kit off'. (A.N.: After learning what it meant I'm surprised Rose didn't slap him when he said it.)
Replace him with the Doctor in your life.
Harass him.
Ignore him when he suggests you run away from living plastic.
Be annoyed when he asks to join you on the TARDIS and then be hurt when he decides to leave.
Refuse his offer of a hotel room for the night when you find out he's dating someone else.
Make him help you get back to your new man.