Ways To Annoy Jackie Tyler
Disclaimer: I don't own DW or the characters. I make no money off of these stories.
Dedication: To Jimmy, My muse George and The Ferry-man Whisperer
Tell her you've waited a long time to tell her to do as you say
Tell her nothing could happen when she flirts with you while she's in her dressing gown.
Take her daughter away for what you think has been twelve hours and find out when you bring her back it's been twelve months.
Refuse to answer her when she asks if her daughter is safe with you.
Ignore her when she tells you 'Don't you dare' over something.
Let her think you are sleeping with her daughter.
Let her think you've given her daughter a second hand name.
Refuse to rescue her daughter from another dimension because she isn't your daughter.
Tell her to be quiet.
Leave her a Christmas tree that attacks her.
Take her bed and her boyfriend's pajamas.
Take her daughter away.
Make her daughter become something that is no longer human.
Get rid of her ghost.