Ways To Annoy Nine
Kiss Rose.
Crash into Big Ben or the Thames.
Ask his girlfriend to dance with two weeks prior written notice.
Ask who he is.
Call Rose his girlfriend.
Keep talking after he tells you to shut it.
Call him a thing.
Force him to kiss you to save your life.
Argue with his tactics in Victorian England.
Fall in love with him.
Compare him to a stupid ape.
Flirt with him while he's trying to resonate concrete.
Ask him to dance.
Flirt with him when he comes to see your daughter.
Try to domesticate him.
Lock him in a room with a Dalek.
Assume he's never 'danced' before.
Slap him.
Throw a pig heart at him.
Try to poison him over dinner.
Harm Rose.
Save his life after he sends you away.
Make him think he's killed Rose.