Voldie has Great Hair

by princess.of.sarcasm

Voldemort's plans always go wrong. Lets watch as he screws up his life yet agian. And agian. And agian. This is what really happens in the lair of the Dark Lord.

4. The Evil Plan

Chapter 4: The Evil Plan

STEAL MALFOY'S HAIR

By: Lord Voldemort

Co-by: Minerva McGonagall

Step 1: Luirer both Malfoys into a secret room.

Step 2: Lock them in room.

Step 3: Makesure his Lord is in the room.

Step 4: Sit them in chairs.

Step 5: Sit Lord in his own, more comfortable chair.

Step 6: Beg them to tell the Lord their hairish secrets.

Step 7: Cut off a good... 6 inches of Malfoy Sr.'s hair and 4 inches of the little pesky one.

Step 8: Transfer hair onto his Lord's head.

Step 9: Prance around Snape because his hair will not be as great!