Thanks to all my lovely reviewers. COOKIES TO YOU ALL!!!!
Chapter 7: The PLAN IS BACK!!!
Voldemort sat in his lair crying. McGonagall stroked his still bald head.
"Why? Why me? Why does everything have to go wrong!" He wailed. He then grabbed McGonagall's robe and blew his nose on it. Then, he returned to bawling like a baby.
A mouse crawled up onto his desk, making McGonagall yelp and hid behind Voldemort.
"For goodness sake's woman! You can turn into a cat and your afraid of a mouse!?" Voldemort laughed.
"Yea yea. Cut the chit chat you evil stupidness." Voldemort shut up and his eyes teared up. The mouse had spoken! "Look, I am so tired of listening to you blubber around like a baby. So i'm offering you a deal."
Voldemort's eyes narrowed. "What sort of deal?"
"You announce me as the surpreme mouse ruler of evil, and I give you back your plan. It sounds fair to me."
Voldemort hesitated. "Very well."
The mouse dropped a paper onto the desk and scampered onto the ground. "Oh, and by the way. It's a very nice plan indeed."
"Oh, thank you. I thought it was rather ingenious."
"We must get together and discuss making plans. Oh, and for your new hair, I know this great hair dresser that could do wonders with it."
"Oh, really? Well you know-" And the rest we don't want to listen to.
If you review, I'll give you a bit of the parchement the plan was on. I stole it from Voldie when he wasn't looking and ripped it up. If you leave a wonderful review, i'll give you a peice with writing on it. Sell it on Ebay.
Voldie: HEY
POS: What?
Voldie: You stole my plan?!
POS: Absolutly not.
Voldie: Ok!
POS: mutters dummie.