Chapter 8: Declaring
Voldemort once agian stood in front of his assembled Death Eaters. He cleared his throat and managed to spit on a Death Eater in the back who was immitating the Lord crying. It was a very discussting thing indeed. If you ever get the unfortunality to get sipt on by a dark lord, you will find it particularly unenjoyable as they have the smell of rotting flesh and fish. Not to mention the spit always comes out as lugi kinda thing.
"And now my Death Eaters, I have an announcment. Two acctually. Or perhaps-"
"Just get on with it Voldy!" McGonagall hissed.
"Right! Listen up. Don't make me spit upon you agian!" The crowd froze. "Good. Now then, the next evil plan will take place once the Malfoy's get back from holiday. And the next is that this mouse-" He holds up the mouse we met in chapters 5 & 7. "Is the surpreme evil ruler of all mouses!"
"That's not the plural form of mouse..."
"Oh... I mean... Of all mices!"
"That ain't it either."
"Meeces?"
"Nope."
"Well who the hell cares anyway! He rules the rodents called Mus Muculus. Thank you, and that will be all." Voldemort left the stage to discuss more plans and hairdressers in private.
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