"Feel my anger in this." Lukes middle finger popped up making the Emperor's eyes widen.
"So you still deny me?"
"Well what else would you call this?"
"Aggression." With that Luke called his lightsaber to him and lit it, aiming for the Emperors head.
Of course Vader blocked the home made saber. "Come boy. Lemme defeat you."
"Defeat this." Luke sliced around then laughed.
"Are you laughing at me?"
"Yes."
"Then meet your destiny!"
"Hah.I am, by defeating you."
If only Luke could see Vader roll his eyes.
"You can not defeat me."
"Well, guess what."
Vader slouched as Luke hid somewhere in a Dark corner. He looked at the Emperor, who shrugged in confusion.
"What, son?"
"I bet I have a longer saber than you." He lept out and began attacking Vader as the cool music that signals something bad comes on.
"Anyone else hear this music?" Vader asked. "Ooo. Maybe Ive FINALLY lost it."
Luke cut off Vaders right hand.
"Accept your destiny and join me. Your anger has made you strong." The Emperor said.
Here comes the infamous line. "Ill never turn to the dark side."
"Why?" The emperor asked as vader crawled like a baby to a corner to watch.
"It needs air fresheners and I would like to keep my tan. All you dark side people have really pale skin."
"Get a tan this way." The emperor said as he began electrocuting Luke. "Now young Skywalker you will die."
"AGH!" Luke screamed.
"Oy Emperor, master, what ever the hell Im supposed to call you. I dont want my son a hot dog!" With that Vader threw the Empeor into the endless chasm thats leads to who knows where.
"Yay Daddy!" Luke called.
"Take my helmet off, son. I want you to see my hideous face to remember me forever."
"Okay." Luke said as he took the mask that makes Vaders breathing cool off. "Man you really are ugly."
The end. . I want to continue my idiot ramblings but give me ideas . Thanks.