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The Adventures of Vincent && His Cape
Chapter 2—You Got PUNKED!!
"Hoot…."
An old fat owl sat on his branch hooting outside a dark bedroom window. The moon was big and bright as it shined in the crispy, cool night. The trees were silent and the crickets quietly sang their songs.
"HOOT?!" The owl perked up with flustered brown and white feathers when he thought he saw a black bur climb up the wall to the bedroom window. Shivering with fear the owl could only stare as the small black figure slowly made its way into the window of an unexpected sleeper.
The owl heaved his fat ol' self up off of the branch with a strong flap of his wings and huffed and puffed to a branched closer to the window where he had a perfect view of what was happening…
The stealthy figure that had climbed into the room stood in clear view holding four markers in a small hand as if they were claws. The only think that could be seen the quite dark room was a mischievous grin and wide and evil eyes.
Soft squeaks of marker running along material, soft giggles, and then the sounds of the caps of the markers being snapped back into their places could be heard.
The owl stared with his big ol' yellow eyes shocked at what the obviously young intruder had just accomplished.
Yuffie gave a proud grin and gathered her tools as she looked over her work.
Vincent's once peaceful sleeping face ((his oh-so gorgeous sleeping face)) was now riddled with colorful stars, hearts, mustangs, and glasses. Her grin turned into a small frown-pout as she looked at his coloring book of a face. It just needed one more little thing, but not just any little thing that would complete her master piece, oh no, this sort of job need to be done in something that would get the job done.
The young ninja watched her hand slowly pulled a think black sharpie from her pocket. Yuffie raised the get-down-business sharpie in front of her face with a grinned ear to ear.
She uncapped the black sharpie and couldn't resist a small sniff of the oddly attractive smell of the ink ((oh you know you do that.)). As she moved to tip of the sharpie slowly to Vincent's still sleeping face she held her breath when she heard a soft Sniff, sniff come from the sleeping body under her.
Two pairs of red eyes suddenly open as wide as plates…
Red eyes met brown eyes… Red eyes met sharpie… … … Red eyes grew angry.
"EEEEEEIIIIIK-!" a high pitch squeal came from the window that surprised awoken the sleeping owl.
The owl jump with a "Hoo—HOOT?!!?!!" with a wing over his heart trying to recover from a heart attack. Banging table, furious growls, and a girl begging broke the silence of the night. As soon as the disturbance came a young ninja was angrily thrown from the window at a speed the owl couldn't even react to in time to fly away.
The small body of Yuffie crashed into the owl, sending the two flying high into the sky until Vincent heard a DING! as they disappeared into just a star in the sky ((lawl, get it ;D Like Team rocket x.x;;)).
The extremely pissed off vampire fumed over to his scarlet cape hanging on a chair and furiously tried to whip away the small doodles that were graciously given to him by a hyper active ninja. He was somewhat pleased when he looked in a small mirror and saw that all off the markings had come off but when he looked at his cape he ((CHIBI MODE)) slumped over with his mouth hanging open as a long tear dropped along with a snot drip. He draped the cape over his shoulders and cuddled it while whimpering.
A rainbow mess adored the right shoulder of his already ruined cape.
'Well', he thought to himself, 'I'll just get it clean whenever I get the chance.' With a sigh he carelessly tossed the cape back unto the chair.
A spine cringing RIIIIIP! came from the screaming threads of the cape as they were torn apart. The red cape fluttered to the floor short of the chair. Vincent slowly moved his head around to see that his coffin had closed on the end of the cape and roughly ripped the cape's hem off. ((ANOTHER CHIBI MODE?)) Vincent slumped over with his arms dragging by his slide with his jaw dropping clear to the floor with his ghost creeping out of his mouth with a look of pure angst of its face.
(End of Chapter 2 :O)
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