MY TOTALLY AWEOSME AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Thank you Kysic for helping me:D && sorry about the wait again…

My brother got married, I've been dating, we're trying to plan a vacation, . . . Just cahzeh

I have to warn you that I'm making Vincent into a horrible person in this chapter… It even boosted up the rating from a K+ to a T! Oh baby, baby!

But remember, it's just comedy so our handsome Vincent is safe :) Oh! && I tried looking everywhere for the scene so I could quote the characters && how a court case sounded like so that took me awhile to update too.

The Adventures of Vincent && His Cape

Chapter 5—Come here little girl

The woods were large and dark expect for the bright trees that seemed to glow in Lost City.

Cloud and Vincent stood talking to one another about the current events that were taking place when they heard the bush ruffle.

The two men stood ready to attack when a little girl ran off from the bushes breathing hard.

"Marlene." Cloud said with a blank expression. The little girl in the white dress flung herself at the blond.

"Cloud! Denzel is…Tifa is!" Marlene tried to explain through her ragged breathing. However, before she could finish the blonde interrupted her, "Tifa is fine." Cloud said bluntly.

The young girl was stubborn; "I want to talk to Tifa!" Marlene demanded. Cloud looked around not knowing what to do.

The tiny girl with a pink bow looked over at the tall red man the stared at the two. "Do you have a phone on you?" she asked.

Vincent simply lifted his cape to one side to show he had nothing. Marlene shrugged, "Can't believe it!" Vincent dropped the limp cloak and let it flow behind his back.

"Vincent, will you take Marlene back to the bar?" Cloud asked. "I'm going to go listen to what ShinRa's have to say," he continued.

"I am unable to comply to that." Vincent quickly replied trying to turn away to escape. "But--!" Cloud argued.

LYK OMG!! ISH TYM 4 A FLASHBACK lol

"I'm prepared to render a verdict," stated the cool, calm judge. Her hair was a very sandy brown that had streaks of gray through the bobbed hair. Her face was wrinkled while a small frameless pair of glasses hung low on her face.

Vincent, dressed in a fin suit, waited impatiently for the results as he leaned forward on the table with his hands crossed in front of him anxiously.

"Is this a question of justice? And the question answers itself: this is an act that could only be committed by a terrible monster. The jury has come to a decision that you, Vincent Huberdale Valentine, are guilty of taking this young child's innocence and trust through perverted acts." The judge told him with a blank expression and bland, boring voice.

Vincent's face dropped and slumped back into his chair.

"However," the judge said strongly to be sure to get everyone in the court rooms' attention, "in the fact that no evidence was found to be held against you a serious punishment is not necessary for this case."

Vincent sat up straight with a hopeful expression in his eyes.

"But some sort of punishment must be exchanged. I give you, Mister Valentine, a restraining order against any child between 0-13 years of age. You must keep a distance of ten feet of any children or child. Do you understand your sentence clearly, Mister Valentine?"

"Yes, your honor, I do." Vincent replied standing in respect. 'I can do that. It's not like I'm around children that much anyways," he thought.

"Good. I hear by order this cased closed for farther study. Case dismissed"

BANG BANGBANG! The judge slammed her desk.

FLASHBACK END

Marlene pushed away from Cloud with a scowl on her face, "I don't care about you anymore, Cloud!"

Children can be so cruel, "Why don't you ever listen to what we have to say?" Her anger turned into a hurt, innocent expression on her adorable face. Before Cloud could respond, however, she ran to Vincent not wanting his reply.

Vincent opened his cape to the little girl even though he knew he shouldn't.

"Marlene." That was the only thing the blond could say to the tiny girl's outburst.

"AHHH!" a high-pitched scream came from inside of Vincent's cape, "CLOUD!" Vincent started to walked away with Marlene.

"Marlene? Marlene, come to uncle Cloud!" Cloud said desperately not knowing if she were in trouble or just trying to get revenge on him by making him look like a fool.

"I can't get out! It's too dark!" another scream came from the red cloak.

"I shall be at Tifa's bar soon. Marlene will be safe with me," with that, Vincent was gone with a pale Cloud. Barrett was going to pull out Cloud's gizzards.

(End of Chapter 5! Is it the end?)

MY TOTALLY AWEOSME AUTHOR'S NOTES:

I know a lot of people aren't going to like me for this but I thought it'd be funny :3

I'd like to inform you, I think this is the end of the whole cape thing//story. I have an idea for Vincent's claw but I don't know if I should wait and make a sequel with his claw or just add it into the next chapter…

Other than that I'm fresh out of ideas!