Now for something different.

This part is how Zuko and Katara married. Enjoy!

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"You two are getting married?"

"Why does that surprise you, Sokka? Zuko and I love each other!"

"Are you pregnant, Katara?"

"What kind of question is that, Suki?"

"WHAT?!"

"Take a chill pill, Aang, Sokka. I am not pregnant. It's just that…well, we just love each other too much and decided that getting married would be the greatest and we should have done it years ago."

"Years ago?! But…you're only eighteen, Katara! And you haven't even known each other for two years. Two years, which I will remind you that you only spent three months even remotely liking the guy for crying out loud! We didn't even know you guys had a relationship before Toph here heard you guys giggling like a couple of buffoons in the Royal Gardens!"

"And so? I'm way beyond the marrying age. Please, just accept the fact that Zuko and I are getting married!"

"Then where is your glorious husband-to-be eh? Why isn't he here delivering the freaking 'good news' with you?!"

"Stop with the interrobangs, will you?"

"I will not stop and will not care about punctuating my sentences with an exclamation point and a question mark and breaking every Shasha-forsaken rule in grammar and sentence construction until you tell me where your no-good fiancé is!"

"He's back at the Fire Nation, okay? He had some more important things to do?"

"Like what?! Miss the opportunity for us to smash his head in?!"

"Sokka, stop it."

"Don't you dare side on the idiots here, Aang."

"If you can't accept my decision, perhaps it's best that I leave now. Good-bye."

"Katara!"

"You are so thick! Can't you see that they're in love?"

"Suki, please! He just wants to get in her pants! That's what every man wants. That's why we splurge on the very expensive engagement ring and drivel on about promises we don't have any reason to fulfill."

"Uh-oh."

"Um, Suki, my dear…you do know that that is not a generalization…more like a…."

BANG! CRASH! SPLAT! BOOM! SQUEAK!

Groan…then a scream likened to a little girl's.

"Suki, you do know that what you did is illegal in all nations…if we are in a place called Europe, which is in another universe or possible another dimension, it would even be illegal in a country named Sweden. Poor Sokka. Now you won't have future kids."

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"They don't want us to get married."

"Screw them. Here."

"What's this?"

"This is a marriage licence. And this is our wedding rings. We don't need them to get married, sweetie. Come on, I've arranged everything. We could get married right this minute."

"But how…."

"I am the Fire Lord. Nothing is impossible to me. Will you marry me or not?"

"I will! I will!"

…

"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."

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"I love you so much, Katara."

"I love you too, Zuko."

"Tell me, how did you fall in love with me? It couldn't be my overwhelming appeal or my high intellect…though Agni knows how you crave for an intelligent conversation which only I could give you."

"Shut up! Aang and Sokka are highly intelligent beings."

"Dear, when you refer to highly intelligent beings, you sounded like you're describing a pet."

"Oh. Sorry. Anyway, I fell for you for a different reason."

"What's that?"

"You had a cute ass."

"Huh?"

"Remember when we were hunting a few months ago? That lion took a chunk of your armor in the back? Yup, when I healed you I thought you had a sexy bum. And immediately fell for you."

"Now you're just kidding me."

"I'm serious. I have a thing for nice backsides."

"Hmmm…I'm liking yours as well."

"Stop it! That tickles!"

"We're married. You can't sue me for sexual harassment."

"Put me down! Where are you taking me?"

"I'm going to show you that we are truly married. And this time, when you scream, it's because you will like what I'll do."

"Horny bastard."

"But you love me anyway."

"Yeah I do. What's wrong with us?"

"Nothing's wrong with me. There must be something wrong with you, though, because we should have done this the first time we met. We could have had ages between us and at least three children!"

"Hello? The first time we met you were attacking my village, remember?"

"Details. Who cares? The first thing you should have done when you first saw me was prostrate yourself and vow to be my little love slave."

"Creep! Now shut up and love me."

"That I can do. And trust me…what you taste this night can never be equaled by anyone else."

"Hahaha. What's the difference when a Firebender makes love?"

"It's good, baby. It's good."

"I'll hold you to that."

"You better."