A Sardonic Liaison
30 Drabbles for Grimmjow and Ichigo
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Chapter Title: Audacious
Author: gogodgene
Pairing: Grimmjow x Ichigo
Fandom: Bleach
Theme: #27, "Overflow"
Rating: PG 13 [Lots of swear words and egotism
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction. Alas, everything belongs to Kubo Tite.
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It's true that their relationship is quite the dictionary for new and improved curse words. They fight and curse like sailors, but really, deep down, they care for each other. Somewhat.
A little.
Miniscule.
...But that's not the point. There are three instances in which their curse words change.
Example number one would be their obvious arguments and ego matches they have whenever they see each other. It's like a ritual. When they fight, curse words are ten times more derogatory than they probably should be. Curse words like 'shit' and 'fuck' are constantly said to berate whoever they are aimed at.
'Shit' during their fights means that one of them is worth absolutley nothing; as in 'You're full of shit' or 'That's shit'.
'Fuck' would mean, in this situation, that one of them is completely moronic, idioic, or over-all retarded; as in 'Fuck-head' or 'Fucker'.
'Bastard' should be obvious, but it, too, changes during these times. To them it means pompous, stuck-up, or snobby, as in 'You're such a bastard'. It is also frequently used in conjuction with Aizen's name; at least when Grimmjow says it. Ichigo nevers even utters Aizen's name, so the man cannot gain any satisfaction of others saying his name in contempt or fear.
'Ass' is technically just a shorter-term for 'smart-ass'. It could also mean stupid, depending on the situation. See: 'Asshole', 'Ass-face', or 'Ass-clown'.
'Damn' is also a popular word among the two seeing as it is condemning them both to hell in words. See: 'Damn you', 'Goddamit', or the surpisingly clever combo of wors, 'Dammit, you fucking asshole, shit-bastard'. You learn something new everyday, they say.
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Example number two, when curse words change, is when they have sex. Terms tend to take on a more perverted meaning or even, sometimes, sensual.
'Fuck' should be quite obvious. Most of the time it's coming from Grimmjow's mouth, but Jaggerjack loves it when Ichigo says it. See: 'Let's fuck' or 'Fuck me'. Usually, when the teenager says it, they're well into the screwing part of their relationship and it is said in a pleading tone. Sometimes, though, the Shinigami uses it when he takes the initiative to get the Arrancar into his pants and/or bed.
'Ass' is also a clear subject as it refers to the owner's posterior, or 'butt'. Of course, it's also used quite frequently in a perverted sense, as in 'Nice ass' or, another nice combo, 'Your ass is fuckable'. It could also be meant as an endearing term meaning 'dummy', such as: 'I love to fuck you, ass.'
'Damn' is also radically changed. It's most likely used in conjuction with a adjective to heighten the meaning. See: 'That feels so damn good' or 'Damn, that was great'. It could also be used in a pairing with another curse word to stress something. See: 'Dammit, fuck me, you ass'. Of course, ass would be used a derogatory word in this sense.
'Shit', in this situation, is meant as a warning; as in 'Shit, I'm gonna come'. Sometimes, though, it is said in the heat of the moment when plasure suddenly reaches its apex. See: 'Oh shit, that's good'. It's surprising that these things come up during their sexual play, anyways. Many would think these two would shut up for once when their in the middle of something as intimate as this.
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The Final Example of when curse words change their meaning, is after-glow of their intercourse.
Or 'fuck-session' as Grimmjow would say.
The words they use don't so much change their meaning, as they do become lumped together to mean two things at once.
"That was fucking awesome."
"Yeah. I was surprised it would turn out like that after ya were bein' such a fuck-head about fuckin'. What were ya even talking about?"
"Shut up, you bastard. It's fucking natural for me to wanna be top once. The sex is damn good, but dammit, I get fucking bottom all the fucking time."
"Oi, I gave ya the choice, dick-weed. Ya can be top, but only if ya ride me. Comprende?"
"That's bullshit."
"It's not like 'ur experienced enough to fuck me, Kurosaki. Compared ta me, 'ur still a shy little virgin, dammit."
"You're full of shit. I could fuck you into the ground."
And Jaggerjack couldn't help the smile that came onto his face.
"That a challenge, shit-head?"
"You know it, chicken-fucker."
Sometimes, the translation of their cursing is best left untouched.