Peter in HollywoodIf they want to leave that is

by The Master Of Death

Peter makes his own tv show and it becomes a success. He and his family receive an opportunity to move to Hollywood. But do they really want to leave their friends in Quahog?

2. Chapter 2

NOTE: Flashbacks are in bold print.

Lois: Peter can I talk to you for a moment?

Peter: About what?

Lois: I'm not so sure about this T.V. Show idea.

Peter: Come on! All my friends got to be on television! Like when Quagmire appeared on Dateline.

Quagmire walks into a house. And Chris Hanson walks in.

C.H.: Sir, were you here to have sex with an 16 year old girl

Quagmire: Uh…

Screen freezes

A voice: Need a moment? Quagmire eats a twix.

Chew it over with twix.

Peter: Please

Lois: No.

Peter: Yes.

Lois: No.

Peter: Yes.

Lois: No.

Peter: Yes.

Lois: No.

Peter: No.

Lois: Yes.

Peter: No.

Lois: Yes.

Peter: No.

Lois: I said YES! NOW GO DO YOUR GODDAMN SHOW!

Peter: FINE!

Lois: Yeah you better…WAIT A MINUTE!

Peter: Gotcha! (Laughs) You gotta love the classics. Right Bugs?

Bugs: That's right doc.

Peter: (Punches bugs) For the last freakin' time, my name is Peter!