Peter: Alright everyone we're about to have our first episode
Lois: Hold on Peter!
Peter sighs "What now Lois?"
I don't want to be embarrassed in front of people watching a show with you being an idiot. Especially after you tried filming yourself jumping over houses with a crane!
Peter is has a camera in the hand and turns the camera to his face.
Peter: Okay here we go everyone. I'm gonna jump over Cool-aid man's house with this crane even though its very heavy.
Peter drives the crane straight jumping off a ramp.
Peter: Holy crap! I forgot to remove the wrecking ball.
Shows Cool-Aid man painting his wall
Cool-Aid man: There we go! Finally finished
Peter: Uh-oh.
Peter jumps inside the break through the wall.
Cool-Aid man: WHYYYYYY?
Peter then flies out of the house into Cleveland's house with the wrecking ball hitting Cleveland's wall and shows him taking a bath.
Cleveland: Peter!
The tub starts sliding out the house.
Cleveland: Oh! NO, NO, NO, NOOOO!
Cleveland falls out of the house still in the tub.
Cleveland: Next time this happens, I'm gonna sue.
Lois: If you're going to be an idiot in front of all our neighbors, then you should do a comedy!
Peter: Fine! We'll do a comedy instead.
Scene cuts to the family and neighbors
Peter: Alright. Meg, since we don't want you in the show you can be the camera person.
Meg: Okay. Wait. Why am I the camera person?
Peter: Because you have more experience.
Meg: Oh.
Peter: Okay. I got a lot of stuff for the show
Even this thing for sound effects!
Lois: Peter, we are not using sound effects!
Peter presses a button while walking away sadly. When he pressed the button it makes the sound of people saying "aww".
Lois: Oh what the heck! Go on and keep the thing for all I care.
Peter: Really? Aw sweet! Thanks honey
Peter walks out of the room with a grin "Works every time" presses a button and makes the sound a laughing sound
Peter: I wonder how this thing works.
(Scene shows the inside of the machine with small people inside)
One person: Okay everyone, remember, when the red light goes on we laugh. When the blue one goes on we oooohhh, and when the green one is on, we awwww and for the yellow one we cheer.
Peter: Oh well it doesn't matter lets start the show everyone.
(Playing the shows theme song)
Peter: Good morning family, and Meg. [Laugh sound effect (LSE) Lois what's for breakfast?
Lois: Oatmeal
Stewie: Lois I want pancakes.
Lois: Sorry sweetie. We don't have any.
Stewie: Waaaahhh! Waaaah! Waaaaaahhhhh!
Lois: Peter, did you remember to paint the garage?
Stewie: Hellooo... Crying baby over here!!!
Peter: No Lois I haven't gotten around to it yet so please stop bugging me!
Stewie: Blast! What the devil Is wrong with you people? I'm crying Waaahhh. Waaaahhhh Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: We'll be right back.