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Sonic the…Rapper?
Chapter 2: Everyone but Sonic and Amy Sit in Back

Sonic was ready for anything to challenge him. But no one challenged him. After a week, the group got bored of doing nothing, so Amy got an idea. "Lets go to the beach!"

"But Amy, we don't have any money for carfare" Tails complained

"How much do we have?" Cream asked

Everyone took out all their money and all together they had $9.57. It seemed that all hope was lost when, an oversized limo drove up in front of them. Surprise, surprise Gamma was driving it.

"Hello Amy and…friends of Amy" he greeted them, rudely "Do you wish to go to the beach?"

"Yes, thanks Gamma" Amy said, smiling

"Yeah, thanks Gamma" Sonic repeated in a half-sarcastic tone

That night, Sonic talked to his Fraternal twin brother, Shadow the Hedgehog. Yeah, bet you didn't see that coming, you should see their half brother. Anyways, Sonic spilled his heart out to his brother.

"I think you should use Dad's car" Shadow suggested

"Yeah, then I'll get pulled over for a ticket and I won't have a driver's license!" Sonic yelled

"I how about you let my girlfriend, Rouge teach you how to drive?"

"No way…why do you date someone older than you"

"Hey, she's dating me"

Just then, their half-brother entered the room. It was Silver the Hedgehog. Yes, they're a weird family. "I'll be out with Blaze, be back at 10:00!" he left.

"Doesn't he ask permission anymore?" Shadow asked

"How will I learn to drive?" Sonic asked himself "Wait, I know, I GOTTA BELIEVE!!!"

Shadow sighed his twin brother was so thick ""I how about you let my girlfriend, Rouge teach you how to drive?"

"That's a great idea! Why didn't you say that before?"

"I did!"

The next day, Sonic and Shadow showed up at Rouge's door. Shadow knocked on it and she answered it. "Hi sweetie! How are you?" she kissed him on the cheek.

"You need to teach my brother how to drive" Shadow explained, pointing to Sonic

"I guess I could teach him, just as long as he isn't a hopeless case"

"He isn't, don't worry"

Rouge set up her non-treasure hunter driving course and she got Sonic into the car. "Alright Sonic, lets rap!"

"Rap? Again?"

"It helps you remember!" Rouge turned the radio on and it played a rap beat.

"Here we go again" Sonic sighed as he started the car.

"Alright, we're here, just sitting in the car, I want you to show me if you can get far, step on the gas"
"Step on the gas…"
"Step on the brakes"
"Step on the brakes…"
"Step on the gas"
"Step on the gas…"
"When I say 'Boom! Boom! Boom!' you say 'Bam! Bam! Bam!' don't pause in between c'mon, lets jam!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the brakes!"
"Step on the brakes!"
"Step on the brakes!"
"Step on the brakes!"
"Step on the gas!"
"Step on the gas!"
"I'm glad you know which way to go, but it ain't gonna stop me, here we go! Check and turn the signals to the right!"
"Check and turn the signals to the right"
"Now turn to the right!"
"Now turn to the right"
"Check and turn the signals to the left!"
"Check and turn the signals to the left"
"Now turn to the left!"
"Now turn to the left"
"Whoa ho ho ho! Stop the car! We got an emergency, can't you see? Do you know why we stopped the car?"
"Do I know why we stopped the car…?"
"Guess!"
"Guess…"
"What!"
"What…"
"Do you know why we stopped the car?"
(Out of beat) "JUST TELL ME!!!"
"I forgot to close the door,"
(Out of beat) "You forgot to close the door?"
Rouge closed the door "Hmp…(Sonic starts the car again) now, just, don't forget, this ain't Kung Fu, c'mon again! Check and turn the signals to the right!"
"Check, Turn, signals to the right…"
"Step on the gas, now turn to the right!"
"Step on the gas…turn to right"
"Check and turn the signals to the left!"
"Check, Turn, signals to the left…"
"Step on the gas, now turn to the left!"
"Step on the gas…turn to left"
"Step on the brakes! (Sonic stopped the car) Do you know why we stopped the car again?"
(Out of beat) "WHY NOW?!?"
"It's because you just got your license!"

Rouge gave Sonic his driver's license. At that moment, Sonic sped off to show off his license to his friends. Rouge and Shadow watched him go boldly off into the distance.

"I give him three days until he crashes" Shadow said

"I give him ten minutes" Rouge replied.

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