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Sonic the…Rapper?
Chapter 3: Sonic's Dad is Gonna Bite Him!

Sonic was ready to take his dad's car out for a drive. His dad was going to be gone for another week so Sonic thought "Why not?" so he jumped into the car as soon as he got home. He started the car and drove to Amy's house, unfortunately, he crashed into a tree in the yard…right next to Amy's house. Amy got out of her house and saw the damage.

"Sonic!" Amy ran over to Sonic, who got out of his car, apparently unharmed

"Amy?" Sonic saw Amy running towards him. Then he looked at his crashed car "What am I going to do? My dad's gonna bite me!" he could see it now…

"SONIC!!! HOW COULD YOU CRASH MY CAR?!?" Sonic's dad boomed

"You s-see da-dad the r-r-r-road was covered i-i-in…" Sonic studdered

"NO EXCUSES!!! WHY CAN'T YOU BE RESPONISBLE LIKE YOUR OLDER BROTHER SILVER?!?"

"Silver's younger, dad"

"I MEAN SHADOW!!!"

"Shadow's my twin brother and I was born before him"

"THAT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GO OUT OF THE HOUSE UNTIL YOU PAY FOR THE DAMAGE TO…MY CAR!!!!!!!!!"

Sonic screamed at this thought. He jumped 56ft into the air (literally) when Amy touched his shoulder. When he landed, he didn't want Amy touching him again. "The damage isn't that bad," Amy insisted, and the car burst into flames "Then again…"

"What do I do…?" Sonic asked himself

"Maybe you can…" Amy paused for a minute

"What?"

"Finish your pace of thought Sonic"

"…wait, I know, I GOTTA BELIEVE!!!"

"Maybe you can ask Big the Cat if you can work in at his Flea Market"

"That's a great idea, why didn't you say so before?"

"You would've ignored unless you said 'I gotta believe!'"

"No, I wouldn't have"

"Anyway, it's ran by the 'Rastafarian Frog'"

Sonic thanked Amy and walked off as he made a mental note to stop ignoring people's suggestions unless he said "I gotta believe"

Sonic arrived at the Flea Market stand called "Prince Fleaswallow's Flea Market" he approached a frog on a stool. "Are you the Rastafarian Frog?" he asked

"He is, but I represent him" Big the Cat came out and greeted Sonic "Amy called and said you were coming, now lets make money!"

"Through a rap right?"

Big nodded and turned on a boom box. And he rapped (more like lip synched) in a Jamaican accent.

"I'm workin in the flea market so early, I've been working here ever since my mama was a baby, Just because the rhythm is slow, that don't mean that you can't flow. In the rain or in the snow"
"In the rain or in the snow!"
"Got the got the funky flow"
"Got the got the funky flow!"
"In the rain or in the snow"
"In the rain or in the snow!"
"Got the got the funky flow"
"Got the got the funky flow!"
"All you ever need is to be nice and friendly"
"All you ever need is to be nice and friendly!"
"All you ever need is to be nice and friendly"
"All you ever need is to be nice and friendly!"
"Remember, strike it rich The key is love, Save everybody from way up above. I can sell a bottle cap like this:"
"I will try to sell a cap like this:"
"I can sell a bottle cap like this:"
"I will try to sell a cap like this:"
"I never dreamed it would be like this, I am the number one ruler of the seven seas"
"The skunk over here will bring you luck"
"The skunk over here will bring you luck!"
"The pump over here comes with the truck"
"The pump over here comes with the truck!"
"Oh yes, I had a lot of lot of fun, I made a lot of bucks and now I'm on the run. In the rain or in the snow"
"In the rain or in the snow!"
"Got the funky, funky flow"
"Got the funky, funky flow!"
"In the rain or in the snow"
"In the rain or in the snow!"
"Got the funky, funky flow"
"Got the funky, funky flow!"
"Ha ha ha, let me tell you something that I never tell you before, Listen this! I have never sold everything, everything"
"I have never sold everything, everything"
"You have never sold everything, everything"
"You have never sold everything, everything"
"Money, money, money, is all you need"
"Money, money, money, is all you need"
"Money, money, money, is all you need"
"Money, money, money, is all you need"
"Hey hey! Your papa is gonna be very proud of you, Let me know if you have another flea market! I will help you...Or you'll help me…"

"Hey thanks! You have good rap taste too!" Sonic complimented, having the money in hand

"Thanks" A Jamaican accent croaked. Sonic and Big looked at the Frog who was looking around.

Sonic bought a new car for his dad because the old one burst into flames. And…yeah nothing else to say here so…SEE YA!!!

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