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Sonic the…Rapper?
Chapter 4: Guarantied to Catch Amy's Heart

After Sonic crashed his car, Shadow paid Rouge $10 because Sonic was on the road for 10 minutes before he crashed. Silver had given Blaze a matching friendship ring to make their relationship official. This, to Sonic was a blow to the heart, he was just friends with Amy! Gamma wasn't butting in as much as he used to because he…well…I DON'T KNOW!!! I'M ONLY THE AUTHORESS!!! Anyways, Sonic became a chauffeur for his brothers and his friends, but he didn't mind.

It wasn't long before Amy's birthday was coming up. Cream prepared a surprise party for Amy. Sonic got the job of buying a cake for the party. He went to "Uncle Coller's Cake Place." There he saw a pink cake that matched the design of Amy's Piko Piko Hammer. It was perfect for her, he could see it now…

Sonic brought the cake to Amy. "Wow! This cake looks great! Who bought it?"

"I did!" Sonic said boldly

"Thank you Sonic!" Amy kissed him on the cheek

Sonic grinned at the thought. He bought the cake and outside, he saw, surprise, surprise, Gamma. Gamma was holding a towering cake, no doubt for Amy.

"Greetings Sonic," Gamma greeted "I am holding my own cake for Amy. It shows the affection of me and other friends of Amy. Would you like to add your cake as a layer?"

"N-no thanks" Sonic answered

"Suit yourself" Gamma bumped into him and Sonic's cake landed on the ground

"Oh no!"

"My apologies" he apologized, he gave Sonic the money for another cake and walked off

"What do I do now?"

Just then, Cream came by and saw the splattered cake on the ground "Sonic! How could you drop the cake?"

"No! It was…Gamma, he bumped into me!"

"Then buy another one!"

"This was the only one of it's kind in stock! It was going to be special to Amy!"

"Then make one yourself!"

"How?"

"Lets watch my mom's cooking channel!"

"No, I'm not good…wait, I know, I GOTTA BELIEVE!!!"

"Lets…"

"I heard what you said, TO A TV!!!"

Later, at Sonic's house, Sonic and Cream were watching "Cooking with Vanilla the Rabbit." "I hope this will teach me better than most cooking shows" Sonic said

"Don't worry, it will" Cream assured him

"We'll be making Seafood Cake today!" Vanilla said in the TV

"Seafood? We can't do it, Silver's allergic to Seafood and we aren't allowed to have it in the house"

"That's the case?" The two of them saw that Vanilla was talking to them through the TV "Then c'mon in!" she pulled both of them in.

"Whoa!" Sonic was amazed about what just happened

"Now Cream, lets show your friend how to bake a cake!" Vanilla said cheery

The music started "Oh no, not another Rap!" the hedgehog complained.

(The Rap will get confusing so here's a rundown on who's singing; Vanilla; Sonic; Cream)

"Every single day, stress comes in every way, I ain't got no time for nobody, My style is rich, dope, phat in which we'll make a cake today that looks rich. Crack, crack, crack, the egg into the bowl!"
"Crack the Egg into the bowl"
"M.I.X. the flower into the bowl!"
"M.I.X. the flower into the bowl!"
"Crack, crack, crack, the egg into the bowl!"
"Crack the Egg into the bowl"
"M.I.X. the flower into the bowl!"
"M.I.X. the flower into the bowl!"
"Bakin' a cake, yes, means you gotta try I'm doing this for years but don't ask me why, Butter, butter, butter, joins the bowl!"
"Butter joins the bowl"
"We're makin us a cake that you never seen before!"
"We're makin us a cake that you never seen before!"
"Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll!"
"Heat up oven, we on a roll"
"Vanilla is the name of my soul"
"Vanilla is the name of your soul!
"The other day, I was called a little bunny, but I'm a rabbit darn it, you big dummy! Put the cake in the oven for a while!"
"Put cake in oven"
"Leave it there, c'mon, clean the pile!"
"Leave it there, c'mon, clean the pile!"
"Put the cake in the oven for a while!"
"Put cake in oven"
"Leave it there, c'mon, clean the pile!"
"Leave it there, c'mon, clean the pile!"
"Here, a have a little sample,"
"Here, there's no sample"
"Cause ample time's just what we don't have"
"Cause money and time's just what we don't have!"
"A rabbit in the kitchen is making all the sound, the cake is done while we were sitting around! All we got to do is apply the final touches!"
"Apply the final touches"
"Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches!"
"Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches!"
"The tiny little shrimps just go everywhere!"
"Shrimps go everywhere"
"Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle"
"Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle"
"Seafood cake comes just like the riddle"
"Seafood…aww screw it"

"Okay, now was that hard Sonic?" Cream asked

"No, not really," Sonic held his cake up in triumph "But how'd we get though the TV?"

Mars: You know the drill,
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