A/N: Inside The Mind Of Tigerclaw has returned!
Oh. My. Tigerclaw.
I think Kittypet is onto me.
With the whole killing Reddy thing, I mean.
For one thing, he keeps following me around and screaming, "MURDERER MURDERER MURDERER!" everywhere I go.
Effing weird.
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Snap ya fingers! Do yo step! You can do it all by yourself!
"...Tigerclaw?"
"...I know, Kittypet."
"Again, how do you say '...'?"
"..." (runs away)
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I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE.
I DON'T WANNA BE THE REASON WHY EVERYTIME I WALK OUT THE DOOR I SEE HIM DIE A LITTLE MORE INSIDE I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM ANYMORE I DON'T WANNA TAKE AWAY HIS LIFE I DON'T WANNA BEEEEEE A MURDERER!
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"AHA! I knew you were a murderer, Tiggy"
"...crap."
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AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT.
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I think I'm really outgrowing the whole 'emo' look.
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It's so 2004, you know?
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"Hey, Dottedsmeef, what cliche stereotype should I portray?"
"I'm dead, remember?"
"Oh, right."
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I think I'll go for the whole ghetto look.
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Some blinggage could really help me out with picking up some ladies.
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"Yo yo my main boiiii G-stripe!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME SEEING SILVERSTREAM SECRETLY?!?!"
"I mean...yo." (runs)
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How peculiar.
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When Tiggy is in the party everbody put up their hands I get a half a mill for my beats you get a couple grand Never gonna see the day that I ain't got the upper hand I'm respected from California way down to Japan!
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ANGSTANGSTANGST
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No clouds in my storm!
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So anyways, today I tried to let Kittypet be killed in a battle.
I was standing right next to him, but frankly, I'm too fat and lazy to help.
Then he let an enemy warrior go.
Which can only mean one thing...
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IT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
A/N: Yesssss I have returned! I'm feeling quite random, I'd love a few reviews.