ok they're is some Italian in here but the meaning are right beside the sayings. It starts off with Simona you'll see
Glen turns to Paige while driving in the car. Paige looks out the window dully. He smiles as she starts to move the window up and down.
Glen: Bored babe?
Paige: yep...we have been driving for 2hours without a hint to where we are going. Also you know that I don't take will when I'm hungry
Glen: Here(grabs behind him and pulls out some chips. Paige snatches them)What?
Paige: You could have given this to me five minutes ago(Glen looks a head)
Glen: Well I didn't want to spoil your appetite and then I thought I don't you to be in a bad mood during dinner either because past memories having it you eating more then us being cuddly and happy
Paige: mm...so where are we going?
Glen:(laughs)some where fun
Paige: come on Glen(eats her chips as Glen looks at the road)
Glen: You'll just have to see when we get there...and I promise you will have to promise me a big romantic slobberie kiss(Paige laughs)you will I really put my ass in this(looks at her)
Paige: I'm sure you did(gives him a kiss before putting her feet in the seat and chewing on another chip. Glen looks at the road)
Glen: So your sister's in laws are coming in or should be in by now...shouldn't you call and check up?
Paige: Nope they can call me(Glen pulls over)What Glen I'm sure they're fine
Glen: No I need to cover your eyes I'm almost there(pulls out an eye mask that has butterflies flying all over it)come here
Paige: Glen...
Glen: trust me(Paige pulls closer over to him and puts it over her eyes)ok(starts driving again)
Paige: Glen I do trust you I just want to make sure I'm eating the right thing(He laughs again)
Glen:(thinking)You're a hell of a woman Paige...I love you for that
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The door bell of the manor rings. Piper goes to answer her but Jason rushes down the steps and grabs the door knob.
Piper: Jason you scared me I thought you where a demon I was going to blow you up
Jason: Well my mother is a demon if I make a woman answer the door
Piper: hmm ok(Prue and Andy walk downstairs. Leo soon follows holding Melinda then the boys)where's Phoebe and Paris?
Prue: panicking
Jason: What?
Prue: she'll be down in a minute...she's not going anywhere trust her(Jason nods and opens the door. To show a very tall strong Italian man. He has a gray beard and just black moosy hair with some gray up there. He looks just like Jason except for the eyes. His eyes are dark black almost. He's tan and shorter then Jason. He smiles at Jason. The Woman is standing beside them holding a little girl in front of them. She's thin and taller than the man. She has Jason's eyes but blond hair. She has a pointer nose and very serous look on her face. The girl doesn't like nothing like the mother but a whole much like the father. She smirks at Jason)
Piper:(whispers to Prue)how come I feel like I'm looking at the Adams family?( Janet comes from behind them with a smile)
Prue:(whispers)more like the "Italian Monsters"(Andy, Leo and Piper snicker)
Janet:(yells)Jason(runs in his arms. Jason picks her up mid jump and spins her around. Phoebe now comes down holding Paris close. She smiles when she sees Jason and Janet but stops when she sees the mother looking between her sisters then lands on Phoebe. She looks past her and looks at her kids. Jason puts her down)I missed you(Phoebe wants to run back upstairs)
Jason: I missed you too(looks at his dad)Hi papa
Franco:(strong Italy accent)Hello Jason(hugs him and kisses him between his neck. Jason pats his back and pulls away. Jason looks at his mom who doesn't say anything. Jason looks at the little girl. Janet goes over to everyone and starts hugging them)
Jason: Hi Juliana
Julia: It's Julia
Jason: sorry Julia(grabs her and picks her up in a hug)
Julia: stop I'm thirteen I'm not 12 anymore
Jason: oh sorry(puts her down)I guess your too old for your old big brother to take you to see the horses(Paris starts getting bored and moves around. Phoebe bounces her up and down)
Phoebe:(whispers)Paris shh please mommy can't face them yet
Julia: Ye...no-no(Everyone laughs)
Jason: thought so...well I'm just going to(Julia grabs Jason in a hug as he turns to leave. Turns and pulls her away)stop Julia I'm almost 33(Julia gives him a look and he kisses her head then looks at his mother)hello mother
Janet:(whispers)where's Phoebe?
Prue:(whispers)Upstairs freshening up
Janet:(Whispers)She should be getting ready for my evil mother(they look at her)she can be a real bitch
Simoa:(Italian accent)Son(gives him a hug and pulls away)
Jason: How was the travel?
Simona: Inutile(useless)
Franco:(warning)Simona non cominciare(don't start)it was very good son
Paris:(yells)Papa(they look up and all eyes are on Phoebe and Paris)
Phoebe:(thinking)oh god Paris why?
Piper: Phoebe hey(Jason shows his family in and closes the door. Janet goes over to the steps as Phoebe comes downstairs)
Janet: Hey Pheebs(gives her a big hug and then lets go)hey niecey
Phoebe: Say hi Janny
Paris:(smiles showing her two teeth)Janny(Janet smiles and gobbles her cheeks. Paris screams)
Phoebe: Say I remember you(Janet takes and keeps kissing her)
Janet: I would hope so I was there when she was in mommy's tummy(takes Phoebe's hand and slowly leads her too Jason)(thinking)Phoebe can you hear me(Phoebe gives her a confused look)(thinking)I'm in your head
Phoebe:(thinking)Yeah how can I...how can you?
Janet:(thinking)I asked Paris to send it to you
Phoebe:(thinking)I didn't know Paris did that?
Janet:(thinking)me either until I heard your thought "oh god Paris why"...
Phoebe:(thinking)oh she heard that?...then I'm never going to get to think dirty things about Jason again...It doesn't matter if its bad dirty things or bad-bad dirty
Janet:(thinking)ok I didn't need to hear that...look my mother can be a bitch so get ready for one hell of a night. I just want to tell you my father loves you...Julia well she's a new teenager and me I love you and your daughter to death. Mom is just that way because she like to think she's the head but don't mind her
Phoebe:(thinking)um ok(Jason takes her hand snapping her out of it. She looks at him and smiles Jason takes Paris)
Jason: there you Pheebs
Phoebe: Here I am(gives them a friendly smile that everyone takes in accept Mona)
Jason: Lei gli individui ricordano il mio Phoebe di moglie(You guys remember my wife Phoebe)
Dad Si La sera buona bella(Good evening beautiful)(kisses her hand)
Phoebe:(smiles Shyly)hello
Jason: ed il mio Parigi di figlia di Passo(and my step daughter Paris)
Dad: figlio di Jason, Lei il respiro portando(Plays with Paris hands)hello il piccolo angelo(Jason son she's breath taking hello little Angel)
Jason: La Mamma di babbo questi sono mia sorella nello Zampognaro di leggi e Prue ed il loro Leo di mariti ed Andy(Dad Mom these are my sister in laws Piper and Prue and their husbands Leo and Andy)Questi sono dei bambini di Zampognari e Leo Wyatt di, Chris e Melinda(These are Piper and Leo kids Wyatt, Chris and Melinda)
Dad: Very nice to meet you all
Piper: It's very nice to meet you too
Mother: Yes nice(Piper gives Jason's mother a look. Leo holds hers)
Jason: Um these are my parents Simona and Franco and my little sister Julia
Everyone: Nice to meet you
Juliana: I love your dress Phoebe
Phoebe: thanks Julia
Mother:(mumbles)è un molto brutto Juliana di vestito(it's a very ugly dress Juliana)
Dad: Essere Simona piacevole che lei ha promesso(Be nice Simona you promised)
Janet: papà è testarda che non sarà mai piacevole(Daddy she's stubborn she will never be nice)
Mother: Chiudere su Janet e stare nel suo luogo(Shut up Janet and stay in your place)
Janet: Sono Diciotto posso dire niente voglio e suo è un B(I'm Eighteen I can say anything I want and your being a B)
Jason: Janet fa non il suo andare a lontano(Janet don't your going to far)
Janet: suo andare di lasciare il suo discorso cattivo di sua moglie come questo Jason(Your going to let her talk bad about your wife like this Jason)
Jason: No ma la sua fabbricazione esso più poi è Janet e voglio realmente questo lavorare. Quando vado via dal tatto libera per saltare in. La madre che lei può soddisfare parlare di fermata di mia moglie?(No but your making it more then it is Janet and I really want this to work. When I go off feel free to jump in. Mother can you please stop talking about my wife?)
Mother: Multa(fine)
Janet: Come va ascoltare scusarme(Like she's going to listen excuse me)(walks out the house)
Jason: She'll be right back lets eat(they go in the dinning room. Piper and Leo first. Phoebe stop Jason in his spot)
Phoebe: what's going on? Is Janet ok?
Jason: She's fine just had a fight with my mom...um she just needs to breathe(kisses her cheek and walks in the dinning room with Paris. Phoebe turns back to the family, looks at her coat and sighs. She grabs her coat. Jason turns back to her)Where are you going?(goes over to her)Phoebe she needs to be alone
Phoebe: Jason she's like my sister and it just doesn't feel right leaving her out there all alone upset
Jason: Phoebe I know her
Phoebe: I've been her and all I ever wanted was my big sister to talk to me and Prue was always there or Piper. Janet never had that(gives him a little peck)I'll be back with her don't worry. Just give me five minutes
Jason:(sighs)ok five minutes...Mrs. Advice columnist(Phoebe smiles and catches Simona's eye. Phoebe gives her a look , kisses Paris and Jason before putting on her coat and leaving. Jason sees Janet standing on the porch and closes the door. He looks at the family)She'll be back(goes in the dinning room)until then lets just serve dinner
Piper: oh you mean pass it around right?
Jason: Ya-yeah
Mona: No the women who cooks serves
Piper: Well I'm sorry everyone here seems to be grown and I only serve my kids
Franco: Mona we can go by their customs...I'm mean they went by our customs by making us this great Italian meal. Besides I always thought passing was better then a woman serving
Mona: Really Franco?(gives him an evil glare)
Jason: padre di madre soddisfa non stasera(Mother father please not tonight)
Franco: Yes right(Julia lays on Franco's chest. Jason sits by His mother(who's siting next to Julia)and everyone sits far away from Jason's mother. Wyatt and Chris sit at the kids table in the parlor. Andy sits by Prue who's at the head of the table. Piper sits next to Prue at the other side. Between Piper and Leo is Melinda and Leo sits by Mr. Dean. They're two seats open for Phoebe and Janet which are by Andy)Piper everything looks great(holds his daughter)
Piper: Oh thank you...
Frank(Italian accent)Frank
Piper: Frank...
Mona: You can call me Mrs. Dean(Jason Sighs and Prue leans towards Piper and whispers)
Prue:(mumbles)Now I see what Janet means(Piper nods)
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Glen Is still driving and is singing. Paige covers her ears. Glen is singing Des'ree "you gotta be"
Glen: "You gotta stay together All I know, all I know, love will save the day You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold You gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard You gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm You gotta stay together All I know, all I know, love will save the day". Man that is the song
Paige: thank god its over
Glen: You don't like it?
Paige: I do like it...I just don't like your singing
Glen: hmm(turns to another song)Its my song
Paige: oh god another one
Glen: I heat up, I can't cool down You got me spinnin' 'Round and 'round 'Round and 'round and 'round it goes Where it stops nobody knows, Every time you call my name I heat up like a burnin' flame, Burnin' flame full of desire Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra You make me hot, you make me sigh You make me laugh, you make me cry, Keep me burnin' for your love With the touch of a velvet glove"(Paige sits up and changes to another song)
Glen: Hey
Paige: Now this is my song(leans back and smiles) "It's just a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every time we touch It's just some little thing (crush) Not like everything I do depends on you Sha-la-la-la, Sha-la-la-la. It's raising my adrenaline
You're banging on a heart of tin
Please don't make too much of it baby
You say the word "forevermore"
That's not what I'm looking for
All I can commit to is "maybe" (Glen changes the song)Hey!
Glen:(getting mad at the lyrics)No Jennifer Paige...Paige...lets just find a song we both like
Paige: Fine(crosses her arms)
Glen: Are you sure you can't see with that blind fold on?
Paige: Yep I just know your car real good(Glen turns and skips a song)Stop go back
Glen: I'm going back(changes back)
Both:(singing)Oh my life is changing everyday Every possible way
Though my dreams, it's never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems I know I felt like this before
But now I'm feeling it even more Because it came from you Then I open up and see The person fumbling here is me A different way to be(Glen pull up to a gate where a man stands. Glen pulls down his window)
Glen: hi(turns down the music)
Man: Hello Are you mister Johnson?
Glen: Yep and this is my girlfriend Paige
Paige:(looks were the voice is coming from)Hi I'm being kidnaped
Glen: Paige your not even a kid...don't mind her
Man: She's a real funny and beautiful woman
Paige: ah thank you
Man: Ok here are your keys...I really did pick the right couple
Glen: thanks(the gate opens and they drive up the hill. We look at the man who disappears in orbs)
Alright here is chapter four where do you think Glen could be taking her and how do you think dinner is going to go find out in the next Chapter? And I know you guys know some of these songs. How do you think the dinner is going to go?
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