The car ride

Bpov

The doorbell rang, I opened the door: it was Alice.

"What are you doing here?"

"You need a makeover, silly, come on" She picked me up and zoomed to her house. There outside the door was my angel Edward. I ran up to him and hugged me, "I missed you."

He kissed me, and held me tight. "Me too honey."

"Can I have her now?" Alice asked, and dragged me to her bathroom. Twenty minutes later she was done. As always she went over the top, I was in a black corset tank top, tine red mini skirt, and tall leather boots, my hair was in curls with very natural makeup.

Edward walked in," You look to good for that boy"

I smiled, "It's for you not him."

Alice picked me up and carried me back to my house, thirty minutes later the door bell.

"Oh and the perfume, don't spray it on yourself"

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Meanwhile most of the cullens were hiding in the bushes.

Alice announced, "Mike's here we have a minute, the doors of the car aren't locked. Go"

Emmet and Jasper ran out and were back in five seconds.

Let phase one begin

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"Bella, you look good," Alice had done a good job, with me and Mike.

"Thanks nice hair and shirt…"

"Let's go,"

He opened the door of the car and I sat down. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!

There was a whoopee cushion on my sit," Mike it's not funny."

His face was red, this was going to be good," I'm sorry, I have no idea how it got there!"

I pretended to be sympathetic, "It's ok, let's go"

"Oh I have a gift for you," He handed me a blue box with a bow. Inside was a perfume, so this was what Alice told me about.

"Wow its amazing; let me try it, "Carefully I sprayed it away from myself. Some goo came out and landed on the dashboard, seconds later the car smelled like skunk, "What is this stuff?"

"Perfume?"

"Oh yeah, can't you read skunk spray"

"So sorry, I really don't know what's going on; there are wipes in the glove compartment."

Carefully I opened it and squealed; there was a huge black spider, no doubt the work of Alice.

"Are you OK, dear?'

"NO! There is a huge spider, in there; you don't keep pet spiders, do you?

"Oh course not, but this is really weird, as if somebody set up all of this.' He had no idea," Let's just close it for now, and listen to music. I've got a CD I'm sure you'll love."

He pressed play, but the Alice must have known:

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation

This was much too good, Mike was red and embarrassed,' what's wrong with this stupid car!!!"

"Relax mike, I'm sure everything will get better, and were at the movies."

Too be continued, review if you want more.