Nice: Wow! A lot of people like this story! Thank you all! And now I'm going to clear up a few things.

The Kola Bear/fat person was in fact Chumley. Remember, he is supposed to be in his second year by the time Jaden comes so it only natural to assume that he was a part of the group of new students when Atticus came.

Yes, I realized I went too fast, but that's okay. The next few chapters will make up for it.

And finally, Yes, Zane was sleepwalking the last chapter when he was trying to kill Atticus. The reason why he has this problem will come up later. And the whole thing about him calling himself Hell Kaiser Ryo is an inside joke that me and my friend have. The joke is that he must've had that whole craziness problem way before the underground duel and this is my interpretation of it.

Well, enough talk. Now let's get started!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything!

On with the fic!

Atticus Rhodes: Diary of a Dueling Surfing Boy

Entry Forty-Six

Ugh. Where am I? What did I do last night? Did Zane leave me on the street again after a wild party? I better not be in someone's bed again or there will be hell to pay!

Entry Forty-Seven

Hmm, hard rock. Nope. Not a bed. So where am I? Let me do a recap of my day. Maybe that will help me.

Let's see. I ran from a murderous, sleepwalking Zane, I ate breakfast and watched as Zane had a seizure (that was fun to watch and I ate cookies while I watched!), dragged his still twitching butt to the creepy cat guy's class, dragged his butt to the very hot Nurse, and then I- Wait! I remember! The creepy cat guy pushed me into a room full of Shadow Heartless!

And I still didn't get my milk and cookies damn it!

Just wait until I get out of here creepy cat guy! I'll sic Sleepwalking Zane on you!

Entry Forty-Eight

As soon as I figure out where I am and how to get out.

Entry Forty-Nine

Hey! Someone's coming! Help! Get me outta here please!

"Stop yelling! My hearing aid can't take your girly high pitched voice, boy!"

Entry Fifty

You're an old man! And my voice is not girly! Now let me out!

"No. You were the only one who survived the Heartless's attack.

And I didn't even have a Keyblade. Wait a minute, did the other students DIE!?!?

"No! Not at all. They were sent to the Shadow Realm."

Shadow Realm, my ass! Now tell me what you want with me before I shoot you with my invisible gun! (1)

You lived. The Heartless didn't- um- send you to the Shadow Realm! You'll do perfectly for my plan!"

Plan? What plan? I'm just here to duel, become famous, and most importantly, get some girls!

"That's part of the plan!"

To get girls?

"No! I mean- Yes! I want to be able to do all the things you named!"

Aren't you a tad too old to thinking about doing all that stuff? I don't want you to break your hip.

"No! First I'm going to become eternally young! Ahahaha!"

How?

"I beg your pardon?"

How are you going to become young again? Did you find the fountain of youth or what?

"I have this really cool plan involving seven keys, seven evil duelists dueling Duel Academy's best and the Demon God Cards! Once I drain the student's of their duel energy, I will become young again and take over the world! And you my dear boy are going to help me!

Entry Fifty-One

I'm gonna what?!

"I didn't stutter! I said you will help me take over the world!"

Entry Fifty-Two

Screw. That. Look creepy old guy. You are one crazed up fruit loop. That is never going to happen.

"Oh yes it will. Oh Camilla! Will you be a doll and come here for a second?"

Who the hell is Camilla?

Entry Fifty-Two

Holy Crap! It's a vampire chick! She's Hot!

Entry Fifty-Three

If you like pale, green haired and fanged girls.

Entry Fifty-Four

"I told you not to call me a doll or I'll turn you into one Kagemaru. The only person who can call me a doll is my Zaney Poo."

Zane has fans everywhere, man! Even in this freaking place!

"Whatever. I need you to drag the boy to the Room of Evil Yet Very Cool Masks™ and pick out the best possessed evil looking mask you can find and put it on him! We need to get rid of his personality, so pick a good one!

"Fine. I know just to one, too."

Don't I get a say in this?!

"NO!"

Man, I've been rejected in stereo.

Entry Fifty-Five

Ow! Lady! You don't have to pull me by my hair, okay?!

"I'll do whatever I want to you body, boy."

Is it just me or did that sound very, dominating? I wonder if she has a whip?

Entry Fifty-Six

I don't think Zane would like it if he found out that you where hurting his best friend, Camilla.

"You're Zane's best friend?! Like, OMG!WTF!LOL! Do you, like, have a recent picture of him? The ones I have are really oldlike when he was, like 10."

You've been watching him for seven years!?!?

"No silly, since he was three."

Entry Fifty-Seven

This woman takes stalking so beyond the next level, it's creepy.

Well anyway, the picture is in my pocket. Let me fish it out for you. Aha! Here it is!

"That's not a pic- AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!"

I knew getting that Axe spray that can also double as a vampire repellant wasn't stupid! In your face Alexis!

Wait. Why I'm I standing around for!? I need to get the hell outta of here!

Entry Fifty-Eight

I've never run that fast before in my life! It a door to the outside! Freedom, ho!!

Entry Fifty-Nine

Or maybe not. I don't think I'm on Duel Academy Island, anymore Toto. Unless they have a jungle and a Giant Pyramid. Well, any place is better than back where I was. Maybe there are some people who can help me here. Maybe I'm finally safe. Maybe I'm…

Entry Sixty

…going to be stabbed by a bunch of pointy spears. Damn.

Entry Sixty-One

Oh come on! I just escaped from a fangirl vampire who is obsessed with my boring friend! Can someone up there give me a little slack?

"Let's execute the intruder! Throw him in the cage!"

That's it! I give up! I'm not an evil person! I just play jokes on my friend and my sister and only bad thing I've ever done is that when Zane is sleepwalking and trying to kill me, I always threw someone else in his way. Like the smelly nice old lady that lived next door, the postman who always sneezed on our mail, my aunt's yipper dog, Zane's gay Soulless Fan Boy #2…They were all going to die anyway. I was just helping them along! It wasn't a bad thing, right? So send me some help here!

"Stop your crying!"

Why?! I've hit rock bottom and there's no way out.

"Yes there is! Now if you stop crying, I can get you out without my father noticing."

Huh? Hey! You're a girl! And you're sexy, too.

"No shit Sherlock. Now come on! Let's go!"

Yay! I'm saved by a Sexy girl! My dream has come true!

Entry Sixty-Two

Thanks girl for saving my life back there. Do you know the way back to my school.

"Um, through the way you came here."

Oh biscuits!

Entry Sixty-Three

Here. This should help you.

What is half of a pendant going to do? It looks really stupid.

It should help subdue the shadows a little bit. If not, you can come back here and get the other half, okay Mr.…?

Atticus. Atticus Rhodes.

Atticus. What a nice name. I'll be waiting until you return to me, Atticus.

Is she blushing?!

Entry Sixty-Four

Here's a signed picture of me, so it can keep you company until I get back, okay?

"Sure, Atticus. Good bye."

And another girl has fallen before my devilish charms. Well, time to face a pissed off vampire chick.

Do I still have my Axe? Yep.

Entry Sixty-Five

"Boy! I'm gonna kill you!"

You can't because I was the only student not killed by those Heartless! So killing me would set back your plan! And also I still got the Axe! And I'm not afraid to use it!

"You have a point there. Well, then no time for delay, kid, you've been gone for a month now, four months in the human world, and Kagemaru pissed off. So let's hurry and get your new evil side, okay?

But I was only in that world for a day! I've been gone for four months and no one back home been looking for me yet? Has no one missed me?!

The Human World

"Where are you Atticus!?" sobbed Hell Kaiser Ryo into Atticus's bed. "It's not fun to kill someone that you don't throw to me. Come Back!!! I need you!!!"

Entry Sixty-Six

"How's this mask Atticus?"

No. That's the Scream Mask.

"What about this one?"

I'm not Jason, damn it!

"This one?"

I'm not the Phantom of the Opera, Camilla.

"Ooo! This one screams 'badass'!"

What? That one? It looks like Batman's mask.

"There's a note. It says: The Mask of Darkness. Comes with gravity deifying black trench coat, very tight and sexy black leather pants, matching black boots. Also included dueling deck of dark, evil dragons! It also gives the wearer powers that can only be found on Bleach and Naruto! Warning: Contains evil sprit that goes by the name Darkness. Wearer must be warned that even if not wearing the mask, but just playing the cards will cause the Mask of Darkness to appear and take over. Also causes mild to severe schizophrenia.

It's perfect! We don't have to buy you anything else! Yay! Now let's try on the mask.

Although the powers of a Shinigami and ninja intrigues me. Hell no.

"Put on the damn mask on now or I'll show you how I really look without any makeup on!!!"

Entry Sixty-Seven

Oh please Camilla. My mom wears makeup and she doesn't…look…that bad. Holy Crap! You're Fugly! Stop! Stop! I'll put the stupid mask on! Just put your makeup back on!

Entry Sixty-Eight

HAHAHAHA!!! FOOLISH HUMAN!!! DARKNESS IS HERE NOW AND TO KICK BUTT AND TAKE NAMES!!! I WILL USE MY POWERS OF EVIL TO FORCE ALL THE SEXY GIRLS IN THE WORLD TO WEAR MICRO MINI SKIRTS!!!

"Our goal is to take over the world, Batman-I mean- Darkness."

YOU HAVE YOUR GOALS AND I HAVE MINE, VAMPIRE!!! NOW WHERE IS KAGEMARU? I MUST START ON MY PLAN NOW! BY THE WAY, WHAT KIND COLOR SKIRT DO YOU LIKE?!

" Black. He left a note saying: Congratulations. You are now a member of our Shadow Rider team. Your new name now Nightshroud. You will find everything you need in your new room. Please enjoy our evil company, Shadow Riders and have a nice day.

WTF!?!? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS NIGHTSHROUD?! MY NAME IS DARKNESS DAMMIT!

To be cont.

N: So Atticus is now Darkness- I mean Batman- I mean Nightshroud. Man, he sure has had a lot of bad luck lately. Oh well.

(1): This is making fun of the 4Kids dub of Yu-Gi-Oh! They always said Shadow Realm when they meant that the person was killed or died.The edited out the guns and made them invisible and you can still tell that they had a gun in their hands. I wondered when they started editing out the guns? Team Rocket during the first and second season of the English Pokemon had bazookas, rocket launchers and freaking machine guns!

R&R! People! Bye!