Nice: Hi! I'm back with the next installment of Atticus Rhodes: Diary of a Dueling Surfing Boy!! It seems that everyone has fallen in love with Sleepwalking Zane. Maybe I should do a separate fic about him? What you guys think?
But I'm sad that no one got the Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series reference I did last chapter.
And I've decided that I'm going to do this story all the way up to episode 136( if you've been watching the Japanese version, you'll know why) I will keep denying that episode forever! Even though we do get a new villain in the process.
And if you want to suggest something for this and my other stories, there are only five more slots left in my contest on deviantart and I'm close to a thousand views there, so you better hurry.
And Darkness/Nightshroud/Batman will always speak in caps when angry, until I say so.
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
On with the fic!
Atticus Rhodes: Diary of A Dueling Surfing Boy
Entry Sixty-Nine
HOW DARE THAT OLD FART CHANGE MY NAME!!! MY NAME IS DARKNESS DAMMIT AND WILL NOT ANSWER TO ANYTHING BUT THAT NAME!!!
Entry Seventy
And Batman. I'll answer to that name, too. But only if it is from a sexy lady
Entry Seventy-One
Like Camilla. Even though without her makeup she's fugly. Oh well, nothing a paper bag on her head can't fix.
Entry Seventy-Two
No. Let's scratch that one out. She has that weird obsession with that Zane kid. I never want a fangirl like her after me. I pity that kid whose name sounds familiar to me.
Entry Seventy-Three
Even if she does have experience, if you know what I mean. Heh heh.
Entry Seventy-Four
Now I need to find my ultra super cool room. This piece of paper says that it is right next to someone named Abidos the Third. What kind of fruity name is that? Anyway, here it is! I bet it has everything I've ever wanted!
Entry Seventy-Five
WTF!? MY ROOM IS BARE! THERE'S NOT EVEN A FREAKING BED! WHERE DO THEY EXPECT ME TO SLEEP? ON THE FU- HEY LOOK!! THERE'S NOTE WHERE MY BED SUPPOSED TO BE! LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.
"Dear Nightshroud, I have taken your bed because my poor, little kitty cat does not like sleeping on the floor. I hope you don't mind. Sincerely, Shadow Rider Tania."
SHE TOOK MY BED BECAUSE HER STUPID CAT DOESN'T LIKE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!?!? THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND!!
Entry Seventy-Six
Ah ha! Here's her room! Hey! Open up! I want to talk to you woman! It's opening!
Hey! I don't want your stupid cat sleeping on my bed Tan...ia…Eep.
Entry Seventy-Eight
You know what? I learned something today. Never yell at an Amazon who looks like a pro wrestler on steroids and who was taking a nap because she had a headache. Oh yeah, never insult her kitty cat either. Especially if the said kitty cat was actually a tiger. If you do that then you probably got a bone breaking ass kicking.
Like I did. Ow.
Entry Seventy-Nine
I think she rearranged my organs in alphabetical order. And don't even get me started on what her 'little kitty' did to me. Little kitty, my ass. Somebody call animal control! On her and her devil tiger!
"Growl!" "What did you say?!"
Damn. I was thinking out loud again. Well, here comes the pain again. Maybe this beat down will help put my organs back in the right place again.
Entry Eighty
I'm I dead? Please say that I'm dead.
"Hey! Are you okay?"
Ugh. What? Where am I? Crap! I'm still in hell!
" You are not in hell, Nightshroud. You are in my room. I found you outside my door. You were quite beat up. Do you remember what happened?"
I was beat up? Oh yeah, now I remember. It was that crazy Amazon woman and her tiger that did this to me!
" You mean Tania? You got in a fight with Tania and her tiger and lived!? She must've went easy on you."
What!? I can't see straight or even feel my hair anymore! You call this easy!?!?
"Yeah. Because she usually kills in her fights. Especially, since she has some woman problems right now."
Entry Eighty-One
Woman problems? What do you-oh- OH. Those woman problems. I can't believe I messed with an Amazon while it was her time of the month! I guess I'm lucky to be alive!
Entry Eighty-Two
"Well I'm glad I found you before you died Nightshroud."
My name is Darkness! Well anyway, thanks, but who the hell are you?
"I'm your next door neighbor Abidos the Third! And you are in my room/ palace!"
Room slash what?
Entry Eighty-Three
This place must break every rule of physics there is!
How can there be a freaking palace inside a room!?
And why didn't I get one!?
Entry Eighty-Four
"It's because I'm a Pharaoh and you are a mask possessing a very hot boy."
Rub it in why don't cha!? Stupid fruity pharaoh.
"Don't call me that!"
Whatever fruitcake.
Entry Eighty-Five
"You know if you keep insulting me, I won't give you a place to stay and I won't tend to your wounds. I might just hand you over to Titan. He loves to play with kids like you."
Fine. I'll stop calling you names as long as you give me a bed far away from yours.
Meanwhile In the Human World
"Oh God! Lexi is going to kill me! I can't believe I lost Atticus! Maybe I can escape before she notices me getting off the helicopter," thought Zane as the helicopter that was taking kids back home for the summer neared the airport.
Zane looked out the window to see Alexis and Syrus on the ground. Alexis was holding a sign saying Welcome Home Atticus and Zane! Then she changed signs and held up one that said My Brother Better be okay Zane or I'm coming after you with this Ax! She held up the ax to make a point. Syrus put up a sign saying: RUN BROTHER! RUN! on it.
Zane paled and promptly pulled out some paper and began to write. I, Zane Stuart Truesdale, leave everything I own to my younger but weaker and not as sexy as me brother Syrus. He get even my secret stash of magazines and manga. He knows what I'm talking about and where they are. That means everything but my dueling deck. I would like it to be buried with what is left of my remains. To my parents…YOU SUCK! I leave you nothing HAHAHA!
'There! That's a good will. Now I need a notary. But where I'm I going to get one?!' Zane looked around to see Soulless Fan Boy #1 and #3 sitting in front of him. They were still grieving over the death of Soulless Fan Boy #2. Zane smirked. 'They're perfect!' he thought.
"Hey boys, who want to play 'Let's Pretend to Be Zane and Atticus while the real Zane runs away' Game?"
Entry Eighty- Six (Note: This entry takes place before Ep. 29)
Alright! After all those months training with my badass Shinigami powers, controlling my chakra and learning how to use a glider, it is now time to start on my plan on making all the women in the world wear miniskirts!
And the old man's crazy plan on taking over the world as well. But I think my plan is so much better!
Entry Eighty-Seven
"Now we will discuss the order in which we will attack Duel Academy. Any suggestions?"
I know one thing. I will not go first and get myself killed. I'm not that stupid.
"How about we let Nightshroud go first. After all, he is the weakest of us all."
What the hell?! I'm not weak Titan and you know it! You're the one who got his ass handed to you by some kid! Why can't he go first!? And my name is Darkness!!!
"Because Titan's requested opponent is one the last ones we will go after. We've already picked our first target and it's the one who beat Titan, a stupid Slifer Red student named Jaden Yuki."
If he beat Titan before, why won't you sent someone like Camilla or even that creepy alchemist guy with the white hair and the fat cat? That reminds me, I have a feeling that I should really hate him for some strange reason.
"Because I don't want to, that's why."
That is not a good enough reason!
"Well then, I'm the boss and I say that you will go there on your glider tomorrow night and prepare for you duel with the kid."
Man, I hate you so much. I hope you will shrivel up some more and die you old geezer.
Entry Eighty-Eight
You know, this isn't so bad. It's a clear night to be gliding to an island school. Absolutely nothing can go wrong!
Entry Eighty- Nine
Hey! Where did all these clouds come from?
Well at least it isn't raining.
sound of rain
Crap.
Entry Ninety
Great. Now I'm completely soaked. Leather and water to not go good together!
I shouldn't complain. After all, there's no lighting. If there was lighting then I would be in big trouble.
Crack!
Double crap.
Entry Ninety-One
This is bad! This is really really bad! I'm flying in the rain in a metal glider and there's lighting! I'm basically a flying lighting rod!!
Let's not get pessimistic here Darkness. It hasn't hit me yet.
Crack
This is just perfect! My glider is on fire! I hate you Karma!!!
Entry Ninety-Two
Now I have to land near this active volcano! Why do have a school near an active volcano? That's a disaster waiting to happen!
Hey wait. I can use this volcano in my grand master plan! AHAHAHAHA!!
But first, I HAVE TO LAND SAFELY!!!
Entry Ninety-Three
Yay! I'm not dead! Now to start my evil plan…tomorrow! I'm tired and I want to 'study' the girls of this island. Heh, heh.
Entry Ninety-Four
Wait. My crappy piece of jewelry is glowing. That means Sexy Grave keeper Girl gave away the other half! I must find it!
Tomorrow!
Entry Ninety-Five
Today was good! I think the good thing about having shadow powers is that no one will notice you if go into the girls dorm.
Don't you just love abusing power! I'm so bad!
Okay Darkness, it's time to get serious here. I must find and beat the snot out of some punk kid. Maybe following this blond girl will lead me to where I want to go.
Entry Ninety-Six
Is THAT the dorm that kid stays in?! There is like a swarm of cockroaches living on one side! There is no way I'm stepping one foot into that dorm. I guess I have to use the powers that learned from watching Bleach!! Go teleporting bubble thingy!
Entry Ninety-Seven
Now it's time to duel you key keeper! I want all of your bling! (1)
"Dude! Look! It's Batman, Alexis!"
The name is Nightshroud- I mean- Darkness! I have your friends: The fat one and the fried shrimp!
"Hi Nightshroud! I'm Jaden and it's time to get your game on so I can get my friends back!!"
Get my what on?
"Your game! Get your game on!"
Okay, Jason…
"It's Jaden."
Okay, Johnny. That has to be the stupidest battle cry I have ever heard.
"Well then you're ugly!"
Entry Ninety-Eight
OH NO HE DID NOT JUST CALL ME UGLY!!! THAT'S IT!!!! Like you said Jimmy, GET YOUR DAMN GAME ON!!!!!
"IT'S JADEN!"
Whatever Joseph. Just prepare to get your ass kicked.
Entry Ninety-Nine
I-I can't believe that this punk kid beat me! I was winning! He was getting his ass handed to him! I had summoned my badass card Red Eyes Darkness Dragon! He and his punk friends should be dead!! But he must have the so called 'god draw' so he can pull a miracle out of his ass at any given time! Now I'm going to be trapped in a card like Pegasus did to the Kaiba brothers and like that Dartz dude did to half the world!
WAHHHH! I don't want to be a card!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!
Entry One Hundred
Man, I feel like I got my ass kicked by Hell Kaiser, my sister, and Camilla chick at the same time!
Where am I? Who's hugging me?
"Oh Atticus…."
Lexi!? I'm home! I'm home! The evil Batman mask is gone! And now everything is going dark again.
Well at least now it's not because of some Heartless attacking me.
Later
"YAY! My prey is back! Now I can kill happily again!" exclaimed Hell Kaiser Ryo as he jumped on his bed, "And his sister can stop kicking my butt, now! I need to go polish my knife collection now so I can get ready to attack him when he gets better!!" Hell Kaiser, humming to himself, then pranced off to find his cleaning stuff.
To be cont.
N: So Atticus is back to the real world now and Hell Kaiser is happy as well as every one else. This chapter was hard to do. So everyone, please tell me what you think in your reviews.
(1) I do not own this line. This is from PDUTogepi's fandub of YGO GX on YouTube. You should really go watch them. They are really funny!