Yay! Chapter two! I hadn't really planned on making a second chapter, but since you guys reviewed and said it was good, here's CHAPTER TWO! I also want to thank all you wonderful peoples that did review, so... Thanks If Only Serenity, Axel Starr, Popcor, StarJen, DarkGoddess1992, bulmas-angel, rimera, KuwabaraMikey17, Amelia21, Cilvanti, and ForeVer-Vegeta's-12! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!

Disclaimer: I BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY! MWUAHAHAHAHAAA!

Vegeta: Don't lie pathetic human girl...

VFC (Me): But I'm NOT lying!

Vegeta: Yes you are...

VFC: NO I'M NOOOOOOT!

Vegeta: YES YOU AAARRRRRRRRRRRRE!

VFC: Eep! Okay... I'm lying... I don't own DBZ or the characters... Akira Toriyama and those other dudes do, and they won't let me have it! -sniff sniff- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -Runs off crying-

Vegeta: Moronic human...

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Dear Bulma,

Hi Bulma! I was just wondering... um... uh... I forgot... Hang on a minute let me think... ... Nope... Can't remember. let me think some more ... ... ... Wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE! Nope... Never mind, I still can't remember ... OOOOOHHH YEEEAAAAHHH! I REMEMBERED, I REEEEEMEMBERED! HOW DO YOU CATCH CHEESE STEALING GNOMES? 'Cause a gnome is flying around with cheese that it has stolen from MEEEE and I NEEEED to CATCH IT! PLEASE TELL MEEEEE! PLEEEEAASE? I NEED THAT CHEESE!

GOKU!

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Goku,

Uh... Don't think TOO hard buddy... Me, Vegeta, and Chi Chi don't want to have to take you to the hospital again... Anyways... Catching gnomes is simple. You might need some help, so I'll send Vegeta over there later to help you. Okay, first you need to find a small cage, a cabbage, and a puffy pink tutu . Next, you need to tie the cabbage to the top of your head, put on the tutu, hold your hands above your head, and dance around in circles while singing the theme song to Spiderman. (VFC: I don't own the Spiderman theme song) The gnome should go into a trance-like stage and start doing what you are doing. While the gnome is dancing around and singing the Spiderman theme song, Vegeta will capture it in the cage, bring it here, and I'll tell him what to do with it. Then your cheese stealing gnome problems will be over!

Bulma

P.S. Tell Chi Chi I said hi!

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Bulma: And... Send. -click- There!

Vegeta: Will that really work?

Bulma: Nope. I just want to see if he'll actually do it.

Vegeta: Hmm... Knowing Kakarot, he will, because he's an idiot...

Bulma: It should be a great show!

Vegeta: Do you want to come with me and watch?

Bulma: Heck yes! I don't want to miss this! We should take a video camera so we can record it and show the tape to everyone else!

Vegeta: Hah! That sounds great! So, when are we going?

Bulma: Well, let's wait a while and see if he replies to my e-mail. Then We'll leave.

Vegeta: Okay then. I guess I'll just go train until then.

Bulma: Okay. I'll come get you if he writes back.

Vegeta: What if he doesn't reply?

Bulma: I don't know! I can't think that far ahead! Remember? Some American girl is macking us stupid!

Vegeta: Uh... Macking?

Bulma: SEE WHAT I MEAN? SHE MISSPELLED MACKING! Uh... I MEAN MAKING!

Vegeta: Uh... Okay... I'm going to go train now...

Vegeta runs to the Gravity Room faster than you can say Antidisastablishmentariesamestic! Or whatever that one reeeeeeeeeeally looooong word is... (VFC: Okay, I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell that word... But hey! Cut me some slack! It's a reeeeeeeeeeally looooong word!)

11.629485622345678923222 minutes later... (VFC: Hee hee...

Dear Bulma,

HOSPITAL? YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL? GASP! THEY GIVE SHOTS AT THE HOSPITAL! I DON'T WANNA GET A SHOT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDLLLLLLLLE! OH! You're going to help me get rid of the gnome? Yay! Please come over NOW! I WANT MY CHEESE BACK!

Goku

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Goku,

Eh... No Goku... We aren't taking you to the hospital... Vegeta and I will be over there soon...

Bulma

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Bulma: Well, I better go get Vege-

Vegeta: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?

Bulma: What are you talking about, Vegeta? I didn't say ANYTHING about your mother!

Vegeta: What are YOU talking about, Bulma? I never said that you DID say anything about my mother...

Bulma: Uh... What?

Vegeta: ... Doughnut ...

Bulma: Uh... Vegeta? Are you feeling alright?

Vegeta: Yes, why do you ask?

Bulma: Um... No reason...

Vegeta: So, are we going to Kakarot's place or are we just gonna watch the potato farmers gather squash?

Bulma: Eh... Vegeta? Why would the POTATO farmers gather SQUASH?

Vegeta: Um... Uh... YOUR FACE!

Bulma: Okay Buster! No more Mountain Dew for YOU!

Vegeta: My name isn't BUSTER! IT'S VEGETA, PRINCE OF SAIYANS!

Bulma: Whatever... Let's just go to Goku's...

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VFC: YAY! CHAPTER TWOOO IS DONE!

Vegeta: YES! REVIEW! AND COME BACK NEXT TIME! ME AND BULMAAA GO TO KAKAROOOT'S HOUSE!

VFC: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!

Vegeta: NOT ANYMORE! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Bulma: Okay! No more Mountain Dew for both of you!

VFC & Vegeta: But Bulmaaa...

Bulma: NO BUTS!

VFC & Vegeta: Fine...

Bulma: Remember to review everyone!

VFC & Vegeta: Yesssss... Review! REVIEW!

VFC: And remember everyone, sugar is GOOD!