Yay! CHAPTER THREE! WOOT! --runs around in circles excitedly-- Phew... Anywho... Uh... I forgot what I was gonna say... Vegeta? Finish my sentence...
Vegeta: Hmph! Fine! But I better get some cash or something for doing this! -sigh- The annoying Earth girl wants to thank all the reviewers... Blah blah blah... And she also wants to say... WHAT? I AM NOT SAYING THAT!
Bulma: Fine... I will say it... Veggie's Female Clone (VFC) also wants to say that she loves you all! And she says THANKS AGAIN FOR REVIEWING! Right VFC?
VFC: WOW! That's what I was gonna say? COOL!
Vegeta: ... -.-
Bulma: ... O.o?
VFC: ON WITH THE FICTION THINGY!
Bulma: WAIT! I wanna do the disclaimer!
Vegeta: Go ahead...
Bulma: YAY! (Disclaimer: VFC does not own DragonBall Z or the Characters. If she did the world would most likely end... Oh! She also doesn't own the Spiderman theme song.) How was that, Veggie?
Vegeta: Whatever... I'm gonna go find some more of that Mountain Dew stuff...
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Bulma: Phew! Now THAT was HILARIOUS!
Vegeta: Damn... You're telling me! I don't think I have EVER laughed that hard in my entire life!
FLASHBACK!
Goku was dancing around with a cabbage tied to his head while wearing a puffy, pink tutu over his regular orange clothes. Meanwhile, Bulma and Vegeta were recording him and laughing their butts off!
Goku: Spiderman! Spiderman. Something something, Spiderman! Dee Dee Dee, Spiderman! Doo doo doot doot, Spiderman! WATCH OUT! Here comes the Spidermaaaaan!
Vegeta: I... HAVE... NEVER... HAHAAA! SEEN... ANYTHING... LIKE... THIS! HAAAA HAA!
Bulma: GOKU... HASN'T... EVER... HAA HA! DONE... ANYTHING... EVEN... CLOSE... TO... THIS! HEE HEE HEE!
Bulma and Vegeta didn't dare stand up, because they had already tried to stand up, but they both just fell over!
The cheese stealing gnome just stared at them all...
Cheese Stealing Gnome: I say! These bloody creatures on Earth are the strangest beings I have ever layed eyes on... I am going back to my own bloody planet! (VFC: Yes, the gnome is Brittish, mates...But I, however, am not! MWUAHAHAHAHA!)
This being said, the cheese stealing gnome pressed a button on his watch. A few seconds later a giant Doritos bag landed next to him. The gnome jumped onto the Doritos bag, blasted up into the sky, and SMASHED into an airplane!
END OF FLASHBACK!
Vegeta: We should show this tape to our brat!
Bulma: Speaking of Trunks, where is he?
Vegeta: Uh... I think he is somewhere with Kakarot's kid #2...
Bulma: You mean Goten?
Vegeta: Yeah...
Suddenly, a ding-like noise is heard from the computer.
Bulma: I think someone just sent us an e-mail...
Vegeta: No... Really? I thought that dinging noise was the microwave...
Vegeta said these words with EXTREME sarcasm and rolled his eys.
Bulma paid no attention to him and sat down at the computer. Then she brought up the e-mail which said:
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Bulma,
Could you PLEASE come get your annoying son! He is REALLY bothering me! And He... He... HE REMINDS ME OF YOU BULMA! COME BACK TO ME BULMAAAA PLEASE! JUST LEAVE VEGETA AND COME BACK TO MEEE! PLEEEEEEAAASE!
Yamcha
P.S. PLEEEEEEEEEASE?
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Bulma: Oh great... It's Yamcha...
Vegeta: Heh heh... let ME handle this!
Bulma: Gladly...
Bulma stood up and let Vegeta sit at the computer... (VFC: Heh Heh Heh... --evil smirk-- I hate Yamcha... So THIS will be FUN! --devil horns appear on top of VFC's head--)
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To the moronic, weak, dumbass human,
Excuse me? Our son is NOT annoying! And Bulma will NEVER COME BACK TO YOU, EVER! IF YOU EVER INSULT MY FAMILY AGAIN I WILL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH! Then I will bring you back to life, AND STRANGLE YOU AGAIN! One more thing! GET A LIFE ASSHOLE!
Vegeta
P.S. YOOOOU ARRRRE AAAAAN IIIIDDIIIIOOOOOTTTTT!
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Vegeta clicked on the 'send' button and smirked.
Vegeta: Heh heh... Now THAT was fun!
Bulma: What did you write to him? I didn't see what you wrote because I was in the kitchen trying to find something, but I forgot what it was so I came back and heard you say 'Heh heh... Now THAT was fun!' then I-
Vegeta: OKAY, OKAY! I know! You don't have to tell me the rest...
Bulma: Okay... So what did you write?
Vegeta: Oh, you will find out soon, Bulma... You will find out soon...
Bulma: Really?
Vegeta: How the hell should I know?
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VFC: Will Bulma find out what Vegeta wrote to Yamcha soon?
Vegeta: Why are you asking me? YOU are the author! Wait a minute... You don't know... do you...
VFC: Er... Of course I do!
Bulma: Vegeta, I think she's lying again...
Vegeta: Is this correct, Girl? Are you lying AGAIN?
VFC: SHAHOOSH! Don't tell the reader peoples! Oh wait... you already did... nevermind... -.- Yes peoples... I do not know what happens next... YET... Probably something to do with Trunks or Yamcha falling off a building or something... But anywho...
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