VFC: Woot! Chapter 6! Do a little dance!
Vegeta: You are a horrible dancer...
VFC: Yes... I know... Well anywho... TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! WHOOOO!
Vegeta: Well Whoopedy doo...
VFC: You don't sound very excited...
Vegeta: I know...
VFC: Meanie... Well anywho, I looked at the last chappie and saw that two of the sentences in the e-mail from Goz & Mez were cut out for some reason... It was supposed to say:
--To the Saiyan/Humans,
Broly lied. He IS in fact dead, and boy is he causing a LOT of trouble here in HFIL! We desided to allow him to create his own web page and e-mail account so he can contact the world of the living. We hoped that MAYBE he would stop causing so much trouble down here! So far it is working... We are also allowing everyone else to do the same. If you would like to view their pages or e-mail them just go to w w w. HFIL . c o m .
Thank you!
P.S. King Vegeta is certain that one of you is his son's kid. He sends his regards.
Goz & Mez--
VFC: And THAT was what it was supposed to say. Okay... Ahem...
(Disclaimer: I can't think of anymore really cool ways to say that I don't own DBZ... So I'll just say that I don't own DBZ. I do own Cilar though! She's a female Saiyan that I made up! Woot! And Yamato Delgato owns Cloud and Baston! Hurray!)
ON WITH THE uh... THING! I forgot what it's called...
Vegeta: Fiction...
VFC: Oh yeah... ON WITH THE FICTION THINGY! I'm half asleep and lazy today, so if you see two little dash thingies that look like this (--) ,but without the parenthesis, it means you're reading an e-mail. When you see it again it means you're not reading the e-mail anymore. Yeah...
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It was a nice day in HFIL... YEAH RIGHT! If you think it was a nice day in HFIL with Frieza, Frieza's men, and a bunch of Saiyans residing down there, then... you're weird...
Raditz: Hey Father, let's e-mail Kakarot.
Bardock: How? We don't have his e-mail!
Raditz: Well, maybe YOU don't have his e-mail, but I do!
Bardock: How did you get it?
Raditz: Cilar found it before she died.
Cilar: Yep! (Punches Raditz in the back of the head)
Raditz: Why do you have to do that every freakin' hour of every freakin' day!
Cilar: 'Cause you're so much fun to annoy! (Punches Raditz in the back of the head again)
Raditz: Why you little...
Bardock: Eh... Well, let's e-mail Kakarot.
--Kakarot,
Hello my Son. This is you're father Bardock, your brother Raditz, and Cilar. So, how is life? It is very boring down here in HFIL... The only thing that has been entertaining was the time Goz and Mez had to tie up Frieza and tape his mouth shut! Well, there's not much else to say... Oh! we all got to make our own web-pages. If you want to look at them you just type w w w. HFIL. c o m in the address bar. Yeah... And tell Vegeta to look there too. His father King Vegeta is going nuts because he wants to talk to his son, but he doesn't know what his e-mail is. He is really driving me insane! He's hanging over my shoulder right now saying "Ask Kakarot about Vegeta! ASK KAKAROT ABOUT VEGETA! I COMMAND YOU TO ASK HIM ABOUT VEGETA! EVEN THOUGH I AM DEAD I AM STILL YOUR KING! STOP MOCKING ME! QUIT TYPING EVERYTHING I AM SAYING! STOP MAKING WEIRD FACES AT ME!" Yeah... I guess that is all...
From: Bardock, Raditz, & Cilar--
Bardock: There.
Raditz: Father you have you push 'send'...
Bardock: I KNOW THAT!
Cilar: Then why didn't you do it?
King Vegeta: Because he's an idiot.
Bardock: I'm going to ignore that...
Raditz: So... are we just going to sit here, or are you going to push send?
Bardock: Oh let's just sit here... YOU IDIOT! I'm going to push send!
Bardock pushes the send button.
Bardock: Now, we wait...
MEANWHILE AT GOKU'S HOUSE!
A very loud growl is heard. No, not an animal growl, a stomach growl... A stomach growl from Goku's stomach... It was so loud it created a small earthquake!
Goku: Chi-Chi... I'm hungry!
Gohan: I'm hungry too Mom...
Goten: Yeah... Me too...
Chi-Chi: I know! But I can't cook any faster! Geez... It is so hard to cook for three Saiyans. Even if two of them are only half Saiyan...
Just then they all heard a ding-like noise.
Goku and Goten fall to the floor and crawl under the table.
Goten: AAAAAAAH! THE ALIENS ARE HERE!
Goku: I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME! THE ALIENS HAVE INVADED! CHI-CHI! GOHAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU NEED TO HIDE! THE ALIENS ARE HERE!
Goten & Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAALLLLLIIIIIIEEEEENSSSS!
Chi-Chi: Goku! Goten! It's just Gohan's computer! He got an e-mail! Now get out from under the table or else neither one of you gets dinner!
Goku & Goten: Sorry...
Goku and Goten climb out from under the table while Gohan goes to check the e-mail on his computer.
Gohan: Hey Dad! It's for you!
Goku: Wow! Really? I feel so happy! I think I'll skip to the next room!
Goku happily skips to the room where Gohan and his computer are.
Gohan: Um... Dad? Why are you skipping?
Goku: I was hoping that you would know...
Gohan: ... Well, it says the e-mail is from Bardock, Raditz, and Cil... um... Sylar? Seelar? Um... I don't know how to pronounce that name...
VFC: It's pronounced Sil-ar!
Gohan: Who said that?
VFC: Uh... No one...
Gohan: Oh... Okay...
VFC runs away and slams her head into a light post.
VFC: Ouch...
Gohan: Well, she was weird...
Goku: GASP! MY FATHER IS TALKING TO US! WOW! Um... It also says that we need to tell Vegeta to look at that web whatever thing...
Gohan: I'll do it.
--Vegeta,
Hey Vegeta. My dad and I just got an e-mail. On it some guy named Bardock told us that we are supposed to tell you to go to w w w. HFIL. c o m. And... well, I guess that's all!
Gohan--
Gohan clicks on the send button.
Gohan: There. It's sent.
Goku was not really paying attention to anything except for his odd shaped hair
Goku: Wow... My hair looks like some sort of explosion or somethin'!
Gohan: ...
MEANWHILE AT CAPSULE CORP.!
Bulma: Trunks! Stop eating so fast! I swear, one of these days you're going to choke.
Vegeta: Wow... I forgot that food could actually taste good. Is this delivery?
Bulma: It's not delivery, it's Digiorno! (VFC: Hee hee!)
Vegeta: Wait... You mean YOU made this?
Bulma: Yeah!
Vegeta: Why doesn't it taste like trash like most of the food you cook does?
Bulma: Because I went and got cooking lessons!
Vegeta: Well that's good...
Then they heard that one noise... You know, that noise that means they got an e-mail. The ding noise thing. Yeah...
Trunks: E-mail... E-mail! E-MAIL! WE GOT AN E-MAIL!
Bulma: Yes... We know, Trunks...
Trunks: E-MAIL!
Trunks jumps up and sprints to the computer.
Vegeta: Why does he always have so much energy?
Bulma: I have no idea...
Bulma and Vegeta got up and followed the dust trail that Trunks somehow made when he sprinted to the computer.
Bulma: Who's it from, Trunks?
Trunks: It's from Gohan! It says we should go to w w w. HFIL. c o m.
Bulma: Well, let's go look there then.
MEANWHILE at uh... somewhere else...
--Baston,
My cousin can kick your cousin's butt!
Cloud--
Cloud: Heh heh... SEND!
MEANWHILE at another somewhere else
Ding!
Baston: Hey, I got an e-mail.
Baston reads the e-mail from Cloud.
Baston: Oh so he wants to start THAT again? Fine! Two can play this game...
--Cloud,
I don't think so! MY cousin Vegeta can kick YOUR cousin Goku's butt! So, Ha!
Baston--
Baston: SEND! Ha ha!
MEANWHILE at somewhere else AGAIN!
Ding!
Cloud: AAAAAAAH! Oh it's just the e-mail thing.
Cloud reads the e-mail from Baston.
Cloud: I'm getting bored... I'll reply later... I'm gonna write an e-mail to someone else now!
--Dear VFC,
Hello VFC! I sent you some more love letters and came over and put a bunch of roses in your bed again while you were at school! I also bought you a 56 inch plasma tv! I hope you like them!
Love Cloud--
Cloud: There! Send! Ahhh... VFC...
Cloud begins to day-dream with hearts in his eyes.
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VFC: THERE! ALL DONE!
Cilar: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
VFC: Oh hello Cilar. You scared the crap out of me.
Cilar: Hee hee... Sorry!
VFC: That's alright. Anywho! REVIEW peoples! Please? Reviews make me happy.