1"TRICK OR TREAT!" shrieked Anakin bursting into the Jedi temple. The rows of gleaming white clone troopers stomped behind them. Everyone stopped and stared at them. "DIE! DIE! DIE!" he yelled leaping towards them and slicing off their heads. Everyone ran and cried.

"It's the apocalypse!" they screamed. Anakin jumped across the ceiling and sliced people in half. Everyone lay around dead. Anakin pulled out a list and marked off destroy Jedi Temple.

Obi-Wan was stepping out of Star Bucks just as his cell phone went off.

"Hello?" he said.

"Obi-Wan, Yoda this is."

"Wassup?"

"Pissed off, I am. Turned on me, my troops have."

"Diddo." Obi-Wan took a slurp of his latte. "So how is your cruise going?"

"Ha ha. Funny very. At the Jedi Temple meet me Mr. Hilarious."

Palpatine with his new deformed look stepped before the senate. Everyone screamed in horror.

"I'm not that ugly, am I?" he asked.

"What happened?" asked a random Senator.

"It was the Jedi. They pulled on my head! They stretched my fat!" everyone gasped. "That's why I have decided to kill all of them! Yippee!"

"You don't have that kind of authority!"

"Of course I do! I'm appointing myself to be the Emperor of the galaxy! Yippee!" everyone burst out in anger. Palpatine became ticked. He threw his hands in the air and shot blue lighting at all of them. They silenced instantly. "Now that you see it my way, praise me!"

The senate exploded with applause. Everyone patted Palpatine on the back and set off fireworks.

"Oh no he didn't!" shrieked Padme. "My child's father could be a Jedi!" she stormed angrily out of the room.

Obi-Wan walked casually down the street. He was just about to enter the Jedi Temple when a wrinkly green three fingered hand grasped him by the air and pulled him behind a garbage can.

"Master Yoda! That hurt! Gosh!" exclaimed Obi-Wan.

"Shut up! Loud you are! God. Just walk in there you cannot! Who do you think you are? George Bush?" he scolded.

"Can we just go in there! I need to go to the bathroom. Really bad."

"You and your bladder control issues."

They snuck down the empty halls, realized no body was looking for them, and arrived in a room with a huge pile of dead Jedi.

"Holy monkey!" shrieked Obi-Wan. "Someone has been busy! Who did this?"

"The act cut Obi-Wan. Know who did this you do."

"Anakin again?"

"Totally."

"The little bleach head! I'm going to kill him!" Obi-Wan began to storm off angrily.

"Going, where are you?"

"To go kill him! Don't you listen?"

"Like that you are not! Disguises we need!"

"Where are we going to get disguises?"

"Anakin's room." Obi-Wan shrugged and followed the little green thing to Anakin's room. They put on frilly pink dresses and perfume. Yoda had to do Obi-Wan's make up because he sucked really hard at it.

They pranced down the streets side by side. All the men wolf whistled and asked for their phone numbers. But Obi-Wan was too infuriated at Anakin. He knew what had to be done. So he stalked Padme. He knew she would also be trying to whoop his butt.