Every one came in to class in a few moments but I stayed out for another moment. I went back in hysterics of bawling. I climbed into my desks and sobbed. I blew my nose very loudly and caught a glimpse of Oromis. He was standing by the chalk board looking dumbstruck.

"FLUFFY DIED!" I wailed burying my head in my hands miserably. He frowned and opened and closed his mouth as if he didn't know what to say. "Why did he have to go?" I asked Oromis 'miserably'. He took a step towards me and looked concerned.

"Was fluffy your cat?" he asked sadly.

"No!" I wailed. "He was my miniature hairless gerbil!" I broke into a new set of sobs. I motioned for him to come closer. I reached our and blew nose on his shirt. He looked down trying to hide his disgust.

"uh, I'm sorry, is there any thing I can do?" He asked. I nodded and wiped my eye.

"We need to have a funeral. He would want that." I swallowed and tried to look like I was trying to quit crying. I let out a howl and put my head down on my desk to hide my grin.

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We were all dressed in black and I had a tiny coffin box sung out of oak wood where I put a rolled up sock inside. I closed the tiny lid and solemnly carried it out side where Morzan, Galby, Oromis, and Iceidia were waiting. I set the box down and bowed my head. I hid a grin and saw Galby and Morzan exchange glances. I sniffed and said. "Fluffy was a really good miniature hairless gerbil. He would always love to get out his cage and run and eat nuts. And-" I broke down into sobs and Iceidia handed me a tissue I accepted it and blew loudly. "He was so young, and, and we will miss you, fluffy." I covered my mouth and looked away. "Would you care to say a few words, Oromis?" I asked. I had framed him.

"Uh, yeah. Fluffy was a…talented…miniature hairless gerbil. I have not me him, but I'm sure if he did I would have liked him, and…he would have been my…special…miniature hairless gerbil friend." I snorted and then covered it up as a sob. I nodded and picked up the tiny box. In one smooth motion I opened the box, and launched the sock at Morzan who screamed and tossed it to Galby from him to Iceidia then it hit Oromis on the forehead. He passed out. I shrugged and quit crying, looking completely normal.

"Eh, anyway. We'll all miss Fluffy." I waved a hand and they all stood there staring at me. Iceidia was the first to laugh. All four of us laughed until our sides hurt. Really bright Galby looked at me.

"He is going to kill you." He said surprised.

"No kidding." I said rolling my eyes at him.

"I have an idea," said Iceidia mischievously.

"Shoot." I said grinning.

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Oromis woke up in his chair with his feet on his desk. All four of his students were sitting peacefully at there desk quietly working on a brief essay of time. He took his feet down. Morzan looked up shrugged and went back to work like nothing happened. He blinked and stood up before stomping over to me.

"You!" he yelled. I looked up alarmed.

"Yes?" I asked.

"Fluffy? A gerbil? Died? You? It-"

"Sir, are you Okay?" asked Galby.

"Nonono, a gerbil, your gerbil died, and we had to bury it but-" he said fast.

"I don't have a gerbil…" I reported staring at him.

"it may have been a dream, sir." said Iceidia bravely. We nodded. There was a science and he sat back down. I sighed. There was a nock. Oromis went to the door and opened it. There was a APS (Alegasian postal service) man.

"Anyone order a cow?" he asked looking at Oromis. Oromises mouth fell open and stood out of the way.

"Oh! A cow? Yeah, I did." I went to the door. "So how much do I owe you?" I asked as I pick pocketed Oromis.

I paid the guy and sent him on his way before sitting down at my desk and tying the cow to the back of my chair.

"What is the cow for?" asked Oromis slowly.

I snorted. "Lunch of coarse. Why? Want a piece?" Oromis stared at me with his mouth open. I shrugged and pinched the cows side. "Ever heard the expression 'I'm so hungry I could eat a cow? Well, that's the case."

"You ordered a cow for lunch?" said Oromis disbelievingly. I shook my head.

"No, I also ordered some critter fritters but there not here yet." I looked back down to my work and Oromis left the room for a moment. I took out a knife and went to his desk. Kneeling down, I sawed his chairs legs so he would think he was getting shorter, and I pasted super glue on his chair, after that I waxed the floor and greased the door knob. I grinned and sat down. You can imagine the look on my classmates faces. We heard Oromis curse as he tried to open the door. His hand kept slipping off the knob, so he blasted it open with magic, took a step in and fell landing in a sitting position. The class bit there lip and looked away as he stood up shaking. He slid across the floor and landed in his chair which collapsed four inches and left him nose to nose with the cow now eating paper off his desk. He tried to stand up but the chair stuck and he slipped, now on all four and unable to get up. He turned bright red and rope attached to the cow became twisted around the legs of the chair. Gladear (sp?) snaked his head in spooking the cow who raced out the open door. Because Oromis was glued to the chair and the chair was being dragged, he was taken with the cow. As the cow was running down the steps, Oromis hit a bump and was now going backwards. I frowned and moved to the window where I watched Oromis be carried away by a wild cow. I shrugged and turned around to my class mates who were staring at me. Iceidia had a wicked look on her face, Galby looked shocked and Morzan looked amazed.

"Shows over." I said as I slid across the floor back into my desk. The class broke into applauding and I smiled weakly before bowing.

In two hours Oromis came in fully healed.

He sat down at his desk and looked at me expectantly. I avoided eye contact and went to work. A few seconds later the bell rang for lunch. I darted out the room before he could say anything.

I got to the lunch room and stopped. I turned to Iceidia. "One problem…I have no lunch!"

THE END-ITH

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I want to thank Sarimia for giving me the idea to write a second chapter, and she insisted that there be a cow (very genius idea I may add).

I may turn this into a series of chapters if I get a lot of good reviews.

And please, no flames! If I some how offended some one I didn't mean to.

And lastly, I don't own Eragon, or Eldest, because if I did, I would be in it.