There was only one place I could get lunch now. A place no student has ever been, deep inside the teachers lounge! (dun dun dun)
My eyes darted around. Students were now all filing into the room. It appeared the pranks had gotten around and everyone was coming to me to congratulate me on my success. I avoided everyone and snuck around the door to the next room. I could see the sinister entrance to the lounge. It was an oval doorless entrance with red stairs turning to the left. I looked around and made it half way down the corridor. I heard foot steps and voices so I turned around and hid behind the nearest door. The people went by with out noticing me. I darted across the hall way and tip toes up the stairs. I peeked in the teachers lounge. It was empty. I smiled and went in.
Dang… I thought. The room was fancy with soft couches, armchairs, books, tapestries on the walls and a type writer in the corner. On the other side of the room there were two doors, one to a kitchen and one to a bathroom. I took the one to the kitchen and stepped in to find a teacher! I put on my best prep smile.
"Good morning, Mrs. Lee." I said politely.
"Well, hello, Ella. Why are you here?" she asked suspiciously.
I shrugged. "Master Oromis sent me to get something. I am just here for a moment and will leave."
She smiled at me. "Oh, it's fine. I miss you in my class, you know."
"Oh, really? I miss being in your class." I lied. I went to the refrigerator and opened it. Doughnuts, fresh bread, mini sandwiches, sodas, chips, fruit, potatoes, stew, and all kinds of drinks were in there. I nodded happily to my self before getting a plate and taking what I wanted. I was about to shut the door but I was a bottle of strong alcohol and a bowl of punch. I opened the bottle and dumped it into the punch. Grinning I closed the cooler and went out of the room as I was exiting the lounge I saw a stack of papers. It read:
Diador academy is now accepting
Resumes for teachers of magic,
Literature, History, defense,
and care of dragons.
If interested, please call
DRAGON-RIDER-EDUCATION
With you ID number at hand.
For more information, please skry
Oromis.
I frowned and zipped over to the type writer. When I was done editing, it read:
Dye-a-door akademy is acepting
Resumes 4 teacher of magec
Reading, history, defance,
And care of oversized lizards.
If interested dial
900-I-like-tootsie rolls
For a free pop-sickle.
Be sure to have your shoes on hand
4 mor info please skry Ellevontreeia.
I threw out the old sheets and replaced it with the new ones.The janitor was practically blind and wouldn't notice the changes when he put them up. I took my lunch out of the room and slipped back into the lunch room. I was swarmed by people.
"Did you really do all those things?" asked Brom. I nodded and he was shoved away.
"How did you do it?" asked Clarisse.
"With my hands." I answered before she was shoved away. I rolled my eyes. After a few more questions I put a force field around me sending several students flying across the room. I sat down at a table with Iceidia and threatened to hex them if they asked another question. I told her all about my trip into the teachers lounge. After lunch was flying and defense class. We met out side Ellesmura. Oromis walked out of the building with his cloak billowing behind him. Glaedr landed with a thump and I got an idea. Using magic, I dug a large hole in front of Oromis so when he walked over it, it would collapse and he would be in it.
I watched and he stopped on the spot.
"Good afternoon, class. Please mount your draaaaghhh!!" he screamed as the ground collapsed. Glaedr stuck his head in the hole and lifted Oromis out. The 15 people in class looked at me and I raised my hand.
"Sir, what is 'draaaaghhh?" I asked smartly. He glared at me.
"Please. Mount. Your. Dragons." He said through clenched teeth .We did as we were told, oh, except one thing. We all had switched dragons trying to see if Master Oromis would notice. In stead of rideing Valinth like I usually did, I was ridding Anya, Aaron's orange dragon. Iceidia was ridding Ira, Clarice was on Laenya, Vanessa was on Zahra, and the others had all switched also. Anya was less powerful then Valinth as she leapt in to the air. We were instructed to balance standing up on the saddle. Just as I planned almost everyone fell off, and all the dragons dove for there real riders. Luckily we were flying close to the ground and there was only one injury. Seth had broken his leg and Oromis rushed over to him. He took out a bottle of liquid and told him to drink all of it. Seth took a sip out it and spat it out in disgust. I muttered a spell to make the bottle bottomless.
"For crying out loud drink faster!" cried Oromis after a few minutes. I reversed the spell and accidentally blew the bottle. Oromis stared at Seth as he turned bright red. Well, the good news was he no longer had a broken leg. We once again mounted some ones else's dragon. We dulled our swords and flew by clashing swords.
Aaron, I'll trade you dragons. I said in his head.
Who is this? He asked in my head.
It's Ella, your riding Valinth, I'm riding Anya.
'K was all he said. Valinth and Anya flew side by side and we jumped onto our real dragons. I stood up and casually walked down his back before crouching and jumping onto the end of his tail. I could feel I was being scryed by someone, so I decided to show off, a bit. I hung off the end of his tail with my hands and Valinth flicked his tail sending me onto his back in the saddle and stood up in a surfing potion before doing a back hand spring onto his tail. They quit scrying me.
Valinth flung me onto Ellemay who was carrying Seth who climbed onto Valinth. Everyone began trading dragons. Oromis swore his class had gone mad. We all managed to get on our real dragons before we landed.
"Th-That's enough for today." Said Oromis. We left and went back inside the building. It was history class. As I was going to class I was bring skryed again! I ignored it and the person in front of me stopped abruptly sending me crashing into them.
"S-Sorry." I stuttered and hurried to class. History class was long and dull. A couple people were sleeping with there eyes open. I noticed Iceidia was snoring. I yawned and rubbed my eyes trying to focus on the lesson. The chalk board was all blurry and I could faintly here Oromis going on and on about some dead guy. My eyes closed and sleep overcame me. A ruler slapped my desk and I sat up abruptly.
"If my lesson is so boring, why don't you teach it?" demanded Oromis.
"HUH?!" I said so loudly the class woke up. Well, except Iceidia who just muttered something about tap dancing and went back to snoring.
"Uh, yeah. I'll teach the class." I said. Oromis looked shocked.
I stood up and went to the chalk board. Peeking into the text book, it said something about Stonehenge and some guy named Eragon. I knew what Stonehenge was, and I knew Eragon was the first rider. I picked up a piece of chalk and frowned at my self. What was I suppose to do? I gave myself a mental slap. That is what he wants! I thought angrily. I tossed the piece of chalk over my shoulder. It hit Iceidia on the forehead. She snorted and woke up confused. I rolled my eyes and sat down at Oromis desk. I waved my hand and all the history books in the room caught fire and burnt to ashes. Oromis looked revolted but he didn't protest. I put my hand in the air and began writing invisible sentences without speaking. I waved my hand again and what ever I said appeared on the chalk board.
" So, like one day, it was after the dragon war, Eragon was, you know, just flying and uh, he was pretty bored. So he was like flying and pretty bored. He flew over this mountain…place, and he was pretty board, so he went and cut these stones. His dragon was HUGE! So, he, you know, just kinda had her, or him, carry them back to this hill place where he, like, put them. And then…well, he wanted to live there because it was historical. Or, uh, not historical yet…but it would be…I think…" I paused and looked around. Everyone was looking at me with there mouths open and blinking. I smiled confidently.
"Well, see, Eragon was allergic to bee stings. The Stonehenge had several hives, but Eragon could not live there anymore, or…he could build a house to keep them out! So, he got the materials and put them in the middle of the Stonehenge. The weight was A LOT because the house had to be big enough for him and his dragon. But when his dragon landed, crack! It broke! Then, Eragon had to evacuate because of the bees. This, is the ledged of Stonehenge." I smiled and waited to see the reactions of the class. Oromis looked away. I quickly waved my hand sending all the pencils in the classroom soaring into the trash can. Oromis looked at me.
"I suppose you believe that was very funny?" he asked.
"Um, Yeah." I nodded.
He looked at the rest of the class. "Was that at all funny?" he asked furiously.
There faces turned red to hold in laughter. They all burst out laughing. Oromis closed his eyes and turned to me.
"Detention." He said.
I smirked. "Try me."
-xXx-
I'm having a lot of fun with this story, and remember I spiked the teachers punch, and today is the last day of school. I was thinking of editing the other chapters to make it NOT the last day of school, but it needs to end some day.